lacy

science is weird man, weird science.

[sofiapdf]

one day i am going to learn how to function and then you will all be sorry

[the10dollarfoundingfather]

Hamilton: FUCK school

Burr: you’re still gonna stay up til midnight studying aren’t you

Hamilton, crying: yes leave me alone

[reputation-howell]

i’m in this post and i don’t like it

[freakart1999]

~𝓞𝓱, 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓶𝔂 𝓮𝔂𝓮𝓼

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓴𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝓮

𝓑𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓫𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓘 𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓭

𝓘 𝓫𝓾𝓲𝓵𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓶𝓮~

🌌

[im-slipping-lately]

ITS HAPPENING I REPEAT ITS HAPPENING

[insomniac-arrest]

[cactilads]

top fan: DanHowellisMyHusband

phil: 

[supremelordoveralldinosaurs]

[l3reezey]

Do not for the love of god group me in with these children that think this phrase is okay. As a millennial I personally think the phrase is immature and shows that younger people today don’t like being told they are wrong or when a person older than them doesn’t listen to them. Go fight in the war or live through the depression than come back and cry to me about how older people don’t listen to you. Maybe it’s for this reason.

[auticourse]

ok boomer

[cryptspren-moved]

ok boomer

[constant-diablerie]

ok boomer

[yupokaysuremhm]

ok boomer

[professional-trickster]

ok boomer

[riv-ika]

ok boomer

[screamintotheend]

Ok boomer

[a-disaster-bisexual]

Ok boomer

[psychicwreck-deactivated2020100]

Ok boomer

[91837439298272-282828-deactivat]

ok boomer

[bajingoknight]

ok boomer

[im-slipping-lately]

ok boomer

[danielhowell]

The season for baring your soul.

Hello everyone. 

Preface for the blog: Tonight I proudly present what for the time being is my penultimate drop. Whilst for many online personalities designing merch is a valid creative project all on its own, as someone who is known principally for their comedy content I personally feel like my merch should more often be in support of the other things I make (don’t want to go full Rihanna lmao no shade). There was an exciting project I’ve long been working on, originally planned to release this October, but sometimes things don’t go as ideally planned (c’est la vie) so these last two collections in the making many moons ago will be my last for now. However I am particularly passionate about these new things, having worked on some for almost two years and I hope they can bring you as much joy as they did to me creating them.

As the nights grow longer along with the clothing we wrap around ourselves, I introduce three treasured items to help you embrace your inner truth - the MY SOUL collection.

MY SOUL Black Hoodie Dress

A super-long black hoodie with black embroidery. A statement to share your spirit with the world. Functions as an oversized layer or a dress by itself - with hidden pockets for convenience.

MY SOUL Nail Polish

Pure Matte Black nail polish. If it isn’t so dark it absorbs light, it isn’t right.

MY SOUL Scented Candle

A black scented candle in black glass in a black box - with notes of dark spices, amber and wood. The comforting aroma of the hole where your heart should be.

However you spend these dark days I hope these items satiate your spirit and that you are well. I hope to share more of myself and good news with you all soon. Thank you.

- Dan

🌍 shop.danielhowell.com 🇺🇸 us.shop.danielhowell.com 🇦🇺 au.shop.danielhowell.com

[hwardlaunch]

If I were Dan I wouldn’t wanna upload for you assholes either

[dip-the-pip]

dan, crying at the computer: why is it so hard to impress people?

phil: change up your game. you tried this on me a decade ago and the only reason it worked was because you were hot and single

dan: so the only reason i can’t make friends with queer celebrities i look up to is because i’m not single? maybe i should change that...

phil, standing up and gathering things: finally i’ve been trying to find a way out for so long

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[im-slipping-lately]

episode???? one????

[wlwdjh]

this is why i havent deleted my phannie twitter skdjdkdjdkkd

[im-slipping-lately]

does anybody know if phil is going to post the live-streams on lessamazingphil?

[cornbreadxmilk-deactivated20220]

I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically

[fuckyahumor]

thanks man

[littleshitphil]

me seeing dans post: his curls are so cute

me moving my sight to his moustache: burn those hair follicles now

[wg12349876]

phil locking the front door, norman’s tank under his arm whilst on the phone to dan: and you’re NOT allowed into the house until it’s GONE, you hear me?