Hell in High Heels

Drownding in fandom and enjoying every minute of it.

[slowlyshytheorist]

My good people, I give you: Amatonormativity.

[im-so-bored]

I watched this with my S.O. and he broke up with me over it.

[injuries-in-dust]

Comic by PetFoolery

Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ✋

[the-sighs-of-sunset]

Tags by @interstellarvagabond

[injuries-in-dust]

THERE'S A SEQUEL!

[theanishimori]

MR. NOODLE

[injuries-in-dust]

The adventure continues!

Awesome dad is awesome.

[raimagnolia]

Hopefully the mother will get used to it

[injuries-in-dust]

Mom finally warmed up to Mr Noodle.

Made by PetFoolery

[hippity-hoppity-brigade]

OSCAR DOES NOT GET ENOUGH INTERNET FAME AS THE BEST GAY REPRESENTATION IN THE WORKPLACE

[m0rbs]

I honestly don’t know what’s happening in my brain at this point

[lokiofsassgaard1]

Okay but

Literally canon

[biteswhenprovoked]

[rachelladytietjens]

[windmill-ghost]

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

[windmill-ghost]

this page, in isolation, is possibly the funniest thing i have seen in any manga

[bakasara]

x

[afeelgoodblog]

The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.

[theroseandthebeast]

[nightpool]

went to look this tweet up so I could rt it and discovered this is the same dude as the tubthumping tweet masterpiece

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

[friedegg]

[friedegg]

[whats-your-name-man]

[cowboyhats]

Michelle K, I Know I Deserve More

[im-so-bored]

What does it feel like to be drunk?

[huffylemon]

I can’t handle this 🥺

[100493503004422]

I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism

[tlirsgender]

The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I'm gonna kill you

[apricotparrotmemes]

You can really see the average age of the user base increasing

[feminineduck-deactivated2022051]

[random-chaos-thoughts]

And he looks

Fabulous

[lady-lotus-kat-deactivated20230]

The man has the legs for it honestly

[licka4skin]

WORK IT KING!!!

[baby-prince-oppa]

[underfell-crystal]

we stan a legend

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

reblogging for the last part (and also he DOES have the legs for it)

[itsrawrxdtime]

i want the skirt in the last photo tbh

[clownsnake]

just tried to show my older brother something while my little brother tried to show me something. poetic cinema in motion

[clownsnake]

Generational Constants, artists rendition, 2021

[user-bon]

𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕝 + 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕞𝕠𝕧𝕚𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕤

✨ for parallelsnatural ✨

[depsidase]

[im-so-bored]

I know this was probably sent two minutes apart but I hope it was eight hours later and they woke up in the middle of the night like "ohh wait no"

[hyrude]

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i gave you oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?