You're very lucky to be here.

Look here suckas, you're in my fuckin domain now beach. Keep your bass in check and ain't nobody gonna get hurt, ya dig You got a problem with shit dat aint safe for work? get the fuck out.

[glubfefglub]

Feferi took a deep breath, holding a fist just inches above the door. This was the first time she had a meeting to talk to The Condesce. She spoke quietly to herself. “You can do this Fef, dont be a guppy.” She closed the distance between her fingers and the door knocking...

[glubfefglub]

Son of a beach

Feferi jumped slightly, the loud voice throwing her off.  She opened the door and walked in holding her head high.  She had to at least act like she wasn't scared off her gill.

[imabassassbitch]

"close the damn door! what you think this is. who the shell are you and water you doin here." She didn't feel like dealing with anybody today. The only reason she didn't kill the girl walking through her door was because she was a fushia blood. And the empress had decided to give all fushia bloods one chance, however her patience easily ran thin.

[glubfefglub]

Son of a beach

Feferi took a deep breath, holding a fist just inches above the door. This was the first time she had a meeting to talk to The Condesce. She spoke quietly to herself. “You can do this Fef, dont be a guppy.” She closed the distance between her fingers and the door knocking quietly three times.

[imabassassbitch]

The voice that met Feferis knocks was loud, and irritated.

"Well get yer fukin ass in here already! what you think i am some kind of fukin gill whos got all this tide on her fukkin hands?! either come in or leave!"

[imabassassbitch]

Flying Fish

[imabassassbitch]

makemescreambangarang:

[imabassassbitch]

Rufioh obediently went to the chair in her office next to her desk. He could barely see the guards from there, but leaned over so he could see her bitch them out. well…that could’ve gone way worse…. Rufioh thought to himself.

Rufioh seen her turn to look at him and immediately sat up right in his chair, pretending he hadn’t been trying to view the action. He hoped she didn’t take notice.

When the guards left, the empress kicked the door closed before walking over to stand in front of the bronze blood. She crossed her arms and popped her hip, tapping her fingers on her arm. “how many sweeps are ya ya wriggler? an don’t fuckin lie to me i ain in tha mood”

"1’m 10 sweeps old, doll…no l1e, ruf1oh 1sn’t really down w1th ly1ng…"Rufioh said quickly responding to her. 

He could tell that he had to be on top of his game and quick to every command with this master. She was very impatient.

"i don't care what yer down with that aint what i asked ya. 10 sweeps huh ain't you a wriggler. but yer a pretty good bouy tellin me what i wanna know and ya tell me fast. maybe i'll spare ya. but lookit i got ya fer a fuckin reason i got no fukkin energy to feed my damn lusus. yer gonna fuckin kelp me with it! like a good lowblood too. yer smart so i know you'll  do it without complaint right? right good. she wont eat today so you ain't gotta try an all up force feed her cause she'll even eat your scrawny ass." The tyrant crossed her arms and popped a hip. "you ain't gotta do shit today but tomorrow yer wakin up early, catchin dat beach her breakfast and fukkin feedin her. ya dig?"

[imabassassbitch]

Hey, Condesce. How's it going? Beat any slaves lately? ;)

oh wouldn't ya like ta know. buoy i can see through you better than a fukkin puddle. get dat flirtin shit outta my ask box and get back to work feedin ma muthaglubbin lusus. you aint got time ta be leavin me no fukkin asks.

[aquariumprincess23]

pffft ok you wanted pictures„, hah a i cant do this bye

[buncarnival]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO takemenowWOW

[todropscience]

so this little marine critter is the famous siphonophore (NOT A JELLYFISH) Portuguese Man O’ War

such a cute baby alien, This Physalia physalis was stranded at Olivencia beach, Bahia - Brazil, scaring misunderstood people who didnt appreciate her beauty

A Siphonophore  is any of various transparent, often subtly colored marine hydrozoans of the order Siphonophora, consisting of a floating or swimming colony of polyp-like and medusa-like individuals.

video 

[wessasaurus-rex]

Precious little thing 

[micthemicrophone]

I thought this was a Bad Dragon Dildo.

[p-i-s-s-i-n-g]

[wojtynska]

[whitedad-deactivated20180114]

i know what we’re all thinking

[theroyalatelier-blog]

http://www.medievalbridalfashions.com/catalog/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=1&sort=20a&page=2

[givemeinternet]

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

[kawaiiitalia]

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

[axew]

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

[blackingzz]

[cross-leggeddefiance]

You NEEDED Mermen of color on your dash, you just didn’t know it.

[glam-pire]

no I did

[chubbycartwheels]

Now my tumblr is perfect.

[gif-factor-blog]

[imabassassbitch]

Nicki claps with her ass

[beezinthetraps]

[queersirene-deactivated20150724]

color palettes; superbass (insp)

[forgetforever]

[eloradanans]

Just look at all of their faces individually

i will never not reblog this ever

[witch-of-sound]

IM AT THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL

[faith-trust-and-disney-love]

[imabassassbitch]

The empress walked into the slave hold, lighting her cigar and knocking those over who wouldn’t get out of her way. she was in no mood for people to stop her today. she stood by the elevator door, and while waiting for the…

[imabassassbitch]

Flying FIsh

"shaddap. Buoy stop tryinna be a suck up cuz it be wastin my time. go sit in that chair over sere whiles I deal with draw clowns." The condesce pointed to a chair next to her desk across the room. Once the low blood complied she took the cigar out of her mouth, putting it out on the side of the guards head. " I’m feeling generous today. So I won’t kill you. /now/. You guys ain’t gonna survive the rest a da week though so say your goodbyes, and get outta my sight!" The empress was already tired from feeding her lusus, she didnt feel like having to clean dead guard off her carpet.

[insufferablefilmgod]

Rufioh obediently went to the chair in her office next to her desk. He could barely see the guards from there, but leaned over so he could see her bitch them out. well…that could’ve gone way worse…. Rufioh thought to himself.

Rufioh seen her turn to look at him and immediately sat up right in his chair, pretending he hadn’t been trying to view the action. He hoped she didn’t take notice.

[imabassassbitch]

When the guards left, the empress kicked the door closed before walking over to stand in front of the bronze blood. She crossed her arms and popped her hip, tapping her fingers on her arm. "how many sweeps are ya ya wriggler? an don't fuckin lie to me i ain in tha mood"