[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

Bill Nye stepped up!!!

[korra-of-the-watertribe]

Happy Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month! Here are (some of) my favorite API characters!

[kyloren]

Game of Thrones, Star Wars, and Marvel: we’re in the endgame now, we’ve come to the end of an era. me:

[zldyk]

lilo was PEAK weird little girl representation like. all “weird” disney characters just fall under quirky cute no lilo was IT. she gave peanut butter sandwiches to a FISH because IT CONTROLLED THE WEATHER. the range

[ravensloane]

god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”

[skeetskeetwithdaparakeet]

We are all gods roombas that he’s let loose

[montygreen]

#SOULMATES

[flospughsadadad-deactivated2021]

me as an adult

[contechristino]

All the Cameos in “FEELS LIKE SUMMER” Music Video by Childish Gambino.

[lavitabella87]

To that anon

[heavymeadow]

Y’all really know how to make something out of nothing…..

[lavitabella87]

You really know how to ignore what’s right in front of you. He’s clearly groping her. She’s clearly uncomfortable. But fuckboys like you continue to make excuses for creeps like him.

[siriuslycollins-blog]

let him know ma @lavitabella87

[lavitabella87]

You have to watch out for the ones who make excuses for abusers. They’re probably one step away from abusing someone themselves.

[siriuslycollins-blog]

like terry crews said: “abusers protect abusers”

[pissvortex]

Avengers Infinity War 2: Thanos Uploads an Apology Video To Youtube

“I’m really sorry that you interpreted what I did as wrong.”

[lohver]

NO shade but there’s a few people I’m glad I’m not close to anymore.

[pervocracy]

Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always give the driver five stars unless they, like, drive the car into the ocean or something, right?  You can’t say “the ride was fine, nothing special, so I gave them three stars,” because the company will punish them for being anything less than perfect.

Well, you should know that the same rule goes for any kind of customer service survey.  Unless the service you received was unacceptable, give them 5/5 or 10/10 or whatever.  It’s annoying, because it ruins the sensitivity of the survey, but it’s how it’s gotta be.  9/10 gets treated like a problem and 6/10 gets treated like a disaster.   Understand this and do the workers a favor by grading easy.

[mulaneysbutt]

i’m basically everyone in this

[thewintersoldivr]

Never forget the best story ever.

[princessrhcenyra]

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

[danakscullly-deactivated2019030]

I mean, it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?

[mickeyandcompany]

Concept art for Mary Poppins