I don't know what I'm doing.

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

i dont think i ever posted about this but one time allysa left her phone in her bfs car and needed my help driving her to retrieve it and she fucking guessed her bfs laptop password and went on tumblr and somehow found my blog by searching for swmrs blogs and then sent me an anon and since that incident allysa has scared me

[imactuallythebatman]

I will always find you

[melonboyy]

u kno wat fuck college

[notanyaonlyzuul]

Imma still go tho imma still go

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

Reblog this if Ben is a hoe

[actualdogvines]

“Whiney talkin’ yawnin’.”

[c3po]

raccoons are good boys, even when they are bad boys

[evilhouseplant]

they snuck into my camp and ate my cake

[c3po]

I hope they liked it!

[deyamuniz]

[deyamuniz]

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[thexfiles]

i’ll stop making jokes about dying when i’m dead

[thevips]

A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves before she is left.

Marilyn Monroe (via quotelife)

[viviae]

[el3gy]

I like spending time w people who visibly enjoy spending time w me too

[librarycryptid-deactivated20200]

I got a haircut and I love this outfit so yeah..

[librarycryptid-deactivated20200]

Band music, I swear…

[coltre]

if I could breathe underwater you would never see me again

[icantbelieveitsnotbuffering]

You’d see me 5 minutes later because my foot touched something

[tenpmtofour-deactivated20160502]

i am both these people

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

we know the speed of sound but whats the sound of speed

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

oh

[star-spangled-jackass]

Deadpool is causing a twitter civil war

[vampire-mika]

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