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@imagine-lassie
What if Lassiter was there? What if he was real and he was there. And you were there. And everything was real. What then.
Nearly forgot to mention:
Submissions as well as asks for imagines are open! If you have a Lassie imagine you would like to share, then you’re more than welcome to!
Edit:
Submissions here
imagine lassie watching the John Wick films. now imagine him becoming deeply obsessed and rewatching them religiously whenever he has free time. now imagine him infodumping to juliet about the accuracy of the combat. now imagine him developing a keanu reeves obsession for reasons that have Nothing To Do With Attraction O'Hara That’s Absurd. Now imagine him watching the Bill and Ted films.
imagine lassie trying a potato chip at a party that was so good that he spends the next couple of weeks going from store to store and trying multiple different chip brands trying to find it again
as someone who's gone through this pain, I understand completely
To the user who sent in the petre Lassie imagine (I’m not going to say who, that’s not cool) I’m sorry but I personally don’t feel comfortable with topics like petre or agere. This is not your fault, I should have made a list of what is or isn’t okay to submit. But I’m sorry to say I don’t feel comfortable posting this submission on my blog.
imagine lassie getting turned into a dog and while they’re figuring out how to turn him back, they stick him in the K9 unit so he can still be juliet’s partner
lowkey once he got over the whole thing i think he’d like being a dog, if only because it makes him better at police work
Our favorite Head Detective!
extremely funny casting choice to pick a man that looks like a haunted porcelain doll play a gruff, hypermasculine detective
Imagine Lassie going on a ‘date’ with Shawn to an extremely high-end restaurant (it’s for a case, and Lassie wishes to anything that’s listening that this ends quickly so he doesn’t have to spend another second with Shawn).
read your imagine about lassie in sweatpants or just comfier clothes in general and I can just envision him in sweatpants and his police academy sweater/hoodie…
I’m so sorry I totally meant to answer this last week when you sent it but it slipped my mind 😭 anyway…
UGH YESS god you have no idea how often i imagine cadet lassie, still training to be on the force, wearing his police academy issued sweats and hoodie, absolutely exhausted from a hard day of running around obstacles and shooting at wooden cutouts of bad guys
Imagine Lassiter watches Supernatural, and conveniently manages to skip Season 9 Episode 11, and Season 10 Episode 12 as well. So he’ll never know that there’s some guy out there that looks like him
Imagine Lassiter gets a virus on his computer, except it’s a sci-fi virus that sucks him into his own computer, and now he’s stuck there with no idea how to get out.
YES i’ve dedicated much thought in the past to this exact concept; lassie’s essentially an undeletable, unduplicatable, and uncorruptable program. Lassie.exe. when he wants to be alone he can chill on his own laptop, but usually he’s on shawn’s or juliet’s while they’re working. you can move him from one device to another with any method you’d usually use to transfer files. you can send him as an email attachment (this one feels cramped; he describes it like sitting in the middle seat on an airplane) and put him on a thumb drive (the thumb drive is always warm to the touch while he’s on there) and burn him to a cd (if you play the cd in your car, he can talk to you through the speakers, and when you download him back onto a device with a screen, he comes out a little singed). if you have the means, you could even burn him onto a dvd, and if you put him on a dvd that already has footage on it, he’ll show up in the footage when you start running it. this is how we get lassie into Mean Girls.
having lassie on your computer is fun and all (especially when he’s chilling on your desktop and you can pick him up with your cursor and wiggle him around), but he does have free reign while he’s on your hard drive. he can open tabs, he can close tabs, he can edit text you’re currently typing (picture him angrily correcting shawn’s emails), and even type his own text. if he gets bored enough, he will start going through your files, which you really don’t want bc he will confront you on what he finds. and yes, if he’s uploaded to a device that can run him, he can hear things happening around him regardless of whether that device has a mic, so do your shit-talking while he’s being stored on a flash drive or burnt to a disc.
because lassie is information that cannot be destroyed, if the device he’s currently stored on gets damaged to the point of dysfunction, he finds himself in this digital void from which he can upload himself to any device currently connected to a network. the sheer volume of directions is obviously overwhelming, but he has the ability to distinguish the ones he knows from the ones he doesn’t.
yes the gang utilize Lassie.exe for recon and case-solving. since lassie can’t fulfill his detective duties bc he no longer exists in physical space, he’s been forced to essentially join Psych if we wants to keep solving crime. he of course refuses to see it this way.
i dedicate my life to crack sci-fi/fantasy-adjacent scenarios. i imagine it’s like both, where he doesn’t need to eat since he gets the energy he needs to exist from the actual power source of the device like any other program, but also if you click and drag a transparent png of grapes onto him, he can totally eat them for enrichment. in terms of energy expenditure, he only ever falls asleep if he goes without power for an extended period of time (the laptop he’s on has been shut down for a few hours; he’s been chilling unused on a disc or flash drive for around a day) and wakes up the moment it’s booted up again. this of course presents situations where he can get stuck and fall asleep with no way for his friends to figure out where he is, so they eventually find a place to host a Lassie.exe download link which can teleport him to any computer that accesses it. surely no bad guys will figure out how to abuse this…
Oh I really like this this is some top tier good shit
based on the genius conversation between THE thinkers of our time @marlenacantswim and @biancastoaster on the hit blog @imagine-lassie
Imagine Lassiter gets shrunk. He’s smol now
Imagine Lassiter gets a virus on his computer, except it’s a sci-fi virus that sucks him into his own computer, and now he’s stuck there with no idea how to get out.
Imagine Lassiter is gifted Cowboy Bebop manga as a gag-gift from Shawn, and he reads it unironically and begins unexpectedly kind of enjoying it just a bit.
Imagine Lassiter wearing an oversized t-shirt and baggy sweatpants (out of character for him but I think he’d look cute in it)
Imagine Lassie walking in on you smoking a blunt with a few of your friends right after he just got put on suspension by the chief. He’s so low mentally and emotionally that he doesn’t even care what you’re doing is illegal. He just takes a seat next to you and asks for you to pass the blunt. You’re confused as hell, but find yourself unable to say no to those big sad eyes. Eyes that soon turn red not even 5 minutes later as he quickly becomes higher than a kite.
