Everything You Can Imagine Is Real

-Pablo Picasso                                                  

[margoterobbies]

HARRIET HERBIG MATTEN and DAMIAN HARDUNG In MAXTON HALL: THE WORLD BETWEEN US

[saintmachina]

Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

[sagegarnish]

🦀 Kudos Crab 🦀

If you are scrolling and see Kudos Crab, your fics will be blessed!

You will get good comments and kudos!

You will beat your writers block!

GO AND WRITE!

[n-moonbreeze]

Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

[eeveethejedi]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Whenever I question human anatomy or impulse control, I still can come back to "At least we're not horses."

[mylittleredgirl]

that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live

[selfhealingmoments]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[javarisx-fightingthosedemons]

[catchymemes]

[depsidase]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[teawiththespleen]

god i fucking love venn diagrams 

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[galwaygremlin]

wdym you can hear it?

[superpaperclip]

Basically, it’s a form of synesthesia, movement-hearing. In this case, you expect to hear a thud, so you do. It’s estimated that 20% of people experience this type of synesthesia, as opposed to 2-4% for other kinds.

[eat-the-door-to-the-v0id-deacti]

YO what the FUXK

[burntcopper]

The longer you watch it the more you get convinced that you can hear a  distant thud and the air displace.

[lasrina]

I heard the thud. I closed my eyes and the thud stopped. I opened my eyes and I heard the thud. My goodness but human brains are a mess.

[macleod]

This was easily the first ever viral post on Tumblr back in 2011/12. Perhaps even before the great “what your leg feels like after falling asleep” followed by a picture of a static teevee channel.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

everyone has an opinion on vagina bush but sometimes I feel like I'm the only person with an opinion on penis bush. completely hairless penis looks strange to me. it ceases to be a penis, it's just a tube. you've got a tube there. even michaelangelo understood this when he was sculpting the glabrous david and chose to include a coif on the beast.

[effemimaniac]

It's a cylinder.

[silly-jellyghoty]

I feel like this site is slowly gaining its third joke

[tim-lucy]

#an otp that can do both requested by @alwayysblue

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

that's not a fuckup at all all. you got to do archery with your new friend, got your other friend laid, and this is a wholesome anecdote to tell ppl. W for everyone involved. :)

[teathattast]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[tim-lucy]

You can actually see each time he falls more in love with her and wonders how he’s been so blind until now.