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Hey! I really love this blog! Thanks for upshining my mood whenever I feel bored and bad vibed. Please please please stay strong and live on my dearest blog. Senpai! You really did a very good job!
Thank you so much! I’m so glad there are so many who love this blog thank you all for staying with us
- Sena <3
>0> maybe a romantic part two to that fistfighting prompt with Kanda and make reader? If you have the time that is. vuv
Part One
It only takes me 2 months to write an ask I’m pretty impressed. Anyway, I’m sorry for the wait!
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You start to get the feeling that Kanda had been purposely ignoring you. Well, mostly, considering you can feel him glaring at the back of your head anywhere you go. You’ve tried to talk to him already but every time he sees you coming he turns the other way.
But not anymore. There can’t be any avoidance if you wait for him in his room. Maybe this is a horrible idea and there is a likely chance of death but at least a death with balls of steel.
As Kanda began to open the door to his room your heart starts to race and you hold your breath until it is completely open and he eyes meet yours. Not even one second after eye contact does Kanda start to glare.
“Why do you keep glaring at me like that?”
“Why are you breaking into my room?”
“Why have you been avoiding me?”
“Why.. why are you here?” Kanda finally closes the door behind him and paces around the room. You watch him as a stands in front of the window with his arms crossed and his finger tapping repeatedly. He glaces over as you stand up from the bed, he steps aside to make some room in front of the window.
You can almost hear Kanda’s heart beating and you can’t keep a small laugh from escaping. And before Kanda can be offended you lean into his arm and turn to face him.
“Do you want to go get some dinner together?” Kanda starts to glare again but this time with less ferocity, mostly due to the redness in his cheeks.
“Yes, sure, lets go.”
“Then it’s a date!”
- Sena <3
G with Kanda and a male reader perhaps? Please and thank you!
I wasn’t sure if you wanted this to be a pairing but I took it that direction..
G. A fistfight.
Kanda can’t say that he has never lost in a fight before. If he fights with the intention of killing he always wins, but in any kind of sparring match (especially one without using mugen) it was a toss up on whether or not he would.
Not to say he wasn’t a sore loser, when he did lose he would rarely admit it. Making up rules that you’ve violated that was never put into place. It’s amusing in a way, but Kanda needs to learn how to lose someday.
“Another round then.” Kanda wipes trace amounts of dirt off his face, more likely than not from then you managed a good kick to his face.
“We’ve been fighting for hours, my shoulders are starting to get soar.” You pout slightly while stretching out your limbs. Kanda ignores you and starts waking back towards the center of the ring.
“Get over it and come over here.” Speaking from experience, you know how hard it is to get Kanda to change his mind on, well, anything. But you also know that it’s more than easy to get him flustered.
“Alright, alright. But hold on, my shirt is all sticky and sweaty now. I’m just gonna take it off,” And you do. Kanda looked over, catching himself before actually saying anything. Then he crosses his arms and turns his head to the side, “I’m ready now are you?”
Kanda looks back over and watches your hand as you rake it through your hair. Then he frowns.
“No. I actually have to go,” Kanda quickly turns to leave the sparring rink and grabs mugen from where he placed it against a pillar, “We’ll continue... another time.”
- Sena <3
//this wasn’t very long sorry, and there wasn’t actually any fighting hmmmmm im so good at ignoring what the prompt asks :’)//
D and J (separate) please for Lavi, Kanda, and Tyki please?
J. When words aren’t enough. (Baby Kanda and Alma)
Considering that it was in the middle of winter, the cold should not have surprised Kanda as much as it had. He shivered quietly as he wished to still be laying in his warm bed in his warm room but guilt had kept him awake. So when he realized that Alma wasn’t in the room anymore he decided to go out and investigate. He was positive he was the reason Alma decided to hid away in the middle of the night.
Kanda clutched something small inside his hand as he rounded pillars in search of Alma. His breath crystallized as he sighed, rubbing his hands down his arms, wishing he had wrapped his blanket around him before he left. Eventually he caught sight of Alma, sitting with his arms around his knees and wrapped around his head.
Kanda took a deep breath before approaching them, Alma didn’t move until Kanda had sat down next to him. He could hear Alma sniffle quietly before he lifted his head to look at him.
Blood rushed to Kanda’s cheeks in realization of what he was about to do.Without making eye contact, Kanda grabbed Alma’s closest arm and quickly put a small pink beaded bracelet around his wrist.
“What’s this for Yuu?” Kanda could hear the hoarseness in his throat and knew that Alma had been out here for a while.
“It’s for… earlier. Don’t think too much of it, just take it.” As Alma shifted to have his legs crossed underneath him as Kanda moved his knees up and hid his face between his arms.
“Did you make this? I saw you with some beads earlier today!” Alma turned his body to face him but Kanda still hid.
“…no.” The sound of Alma’s laughter caused Kanda to raise his head and his fist to punch Alma lightly on the shoulder, “Don’t laugh.”
“I’m not making fun of you promise! Thank you so much Yuu it means a lot!”Alma smiled and Kanda sighed as he stared to stand to go back to bed. “Youknow, you could have just said you were sorry.”
Kanda stood with his back facing Alma. Words did not come to him as easy as actions did. Words don’t form the way he intends, they come out harsher than needed and harsh was not what he was going for.
“Words aren’t enough.”
-Sena<3
D. Subtle Kindnesses
In Kanda’s opinion, subtlety is stupid and unnecessary. If there’s something that needs to be expressed, what’s the use in doing it in a way that has a wishy-washy chance of the person in question even noticing or acknowledging it? It’s much easier to be overbearing and blunt, because then no one can ignore you.
This is funny because Kanda is probably the most skillful at being subtle out of everyone he knows.
He doesn’t mean to - if he knew, he’d likely be horrified. But there’s no other way for him to maintain his image (another subconscious thing, the upkeep of his reputation) than to squirrel away and tuck out of sight any hints of kindness or consideration from him.
Here are some of his most frequented hiding spots:
The corners of his eyes, which take the brunt of the blow from Lenalee’s smiles, softening his glares until they can’t kill anymore. The tips of his fingers, brushing against the back of her hand when she starts getting worked up, reminding her to breathe. The space in his room that she’s always welcome in if she needs her own hiding place.
This is where he hides them:
The barbs in his insults when Allen’s upset, just so he can prod the boy into action again. His fingernails, digging into Allen’s wrist as he drags him roughly back from whatever suicidal thing he was about to attempt. The hidden expectation in his every movement, because he knows Allen needs something to keep him going, and all Kanda can provide is competition.
He tucks them away, slides them under:
The way how sometimes when he snaps at Lavi it comes out weirdly muted, blurred out of focus so it resembles fondness more than grumbling. The space he gives Lavi when he’s acting off, as opposed to the pushing he does to Allen, because even if he won’t admit it Kanda is observant and he knows his friends well. The tolerance of Lavi’s rambling, especially on late nights when it gets almost frantic because the apprentice Bookman is trying hard not to think of something and fills the spaces with pointless talking instead.
The problem with this is that, well, out of sight is out of mind. Kanda can’t see the kindnesses if they’re hidden away, and so they start to pile up, accumulate in dusty corners and on drafty windowsills until Kanda can’t take a step without helpfully-grumpily passing something to the Head Nurse or casually bumping Reever’s coffee to somewhere it won’t be as likely to spill.
Kanda hates subtlety. It’s terrible.
- Admin Cinder
L with Tykki please?
Can I specify on the Tyki asks I sent for the prompt thing that it be between him and the reader? Thank you
L. A stolen kiss.
It’s raining.
You wander down the streets, stealing glances out of the corner of your eye, trying to find somewhere you can stop and maybe sit for a while until the storm lets up. The eaves are small, though, and you’re not very fond of the idea of huddling in front of a store and getting underfoot. You start trying to read the rain-blurred store signs, looking for one you can duck into and browse for a while.
A man approaches from the opposite direction. You could’ve sworn he wasn’t there the last time you looked in front of you, but you suppose between the rain and your distraction he could have stepped in from a side street without you noticing. He’s holding an umbrella.
He notices you (drenched, miserable, shivering a little) and tips his hat, raising it at the same time as his eyebrow. You’re not sure what to do back, so you just nod.
“Not the best weather to be in,” he comments as he approaches.
“No,” you agree, sighing. You eye his umbrella hopefully. He flashes a lopsided grin at you and holds it out in front of him so that you’re under it as well, but he doesn’t stop walking. “What brings you out here in it?” you ask, trying to ignore the way he’s much too close now.
“Maybe I was sent here just to protect you from the storm.”
You’re not sure what to say to that. Was that a pick-up line? What is he doing?
You decide not to acknowledge it and press on with your attempts at small talk. “So, uh, which way are you headed?”
The conversation meanders, and you learn precisely nothing. He walks you home. You’re not completely comfortable with letting him know where you live, but there’s not much you can do. You feel like he’d know, somehow, if you lied to him. You definitely don’t trust him, but by the time you part you’re almost fond of his odd habits.
“I guess I’ll see you arou-”
He presses a quick kiss to your lips, one hand on the umbrella and the other on your hip. And then he’s gone just as quickly - a tip of his hat and a pivot of his heel.
He took your wallet.
- Admin Cinder
L for Lavi please!
read this before fic if you’re interested
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L. A stolen kiss.
Lavi woke up well rested from a short nap in the tiny room he shared with bookman. Everything was normal as usual, papers piled high towards the ceiling, the dim light coming in through the window, Allen and Lenalee talking quietly to themselves in the corner of the room.
...
Oh wait, that doesn’t usually happen.
“Hey guys, we having a party in here i wasn’t aware of?” Lavi got their attention as he sat up on his bed.
“Oh Lavi! I was a little worried about you so I asked Allen to stay with me until you woke up. We brought you to your room when you, uh, became unresponsive...” Lenalee pressed her thumbs together as she felt her face heat up.
“Oh don’t worry about nothing Lenalee, I’m right as rain, promise!” Lavi’s smile convinced her and she smiled back before quickly excusing herself from the room.
Allen had gone to sit next to him on the bed. Lavi hadn’t moved an inch since Lenalee left, eyes still on the door when she closed it.
“Are you actually okay?” Allen asked while waving his hand in front of his face.
“No, I do not think I can move again Allen-boy.”
“I don’t think a kiss can paralyze you Lavi.”
“It can if it’s from Lenalee.”
“It was a kiss on the cheek, you’re not dying.”
“I think i would know better than you if i was dying, and I’m pretty sure I am.”
“The only reason you would die from her kiss is if Komui found ou-.” Lavi covered his mouth with his hands before he could finish his sentence.
“Shhhhh don’t say that out loud, it’s a bad omen, you tryin to curse me? I thought we were buds come on man.”
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it takes me a while to write these, 30 min if i reallyy try and don’t distract myself.. but i also have to clean so prompts are gonna wait a wee bit :’)
-Sena <3
Allen sneaking into insomniactic! reader's room with lots of cuddling and partially nsfw-ness?
You’ve been tossing and turning for the last couple hours, checking the clock again for the nth time this evening, the display showing it was just a quarter past four, yet you haven’t had a moment of rest. He’s sleeping in the other room, but you don’t want to bug him, because he told you about his day, and you didn’t want to trouble him further.
But he always seems to know about these sort of things, when you’re feeling down or upset, because the door creaks open, and you see his figure, vaguely visible in the dim light of the alarm clock.
“You should be asleep.” You murmured softly, avoiding his gaze for the most part, wondering why he was here.
He smiles, the beautiful, lovely, angelic smile of his, the one that won your heart and continues to every time you see it. “So should you.” He stumbles across the room to flop on to the bed, climbing over you so he can snuggle next to you on your other side.
Sighing, you turn and reach out for card your fingers through his silvery locks of hair, comforted by the silky texture and his scent, clean, fresh, and familiar. You close your eyes, trying to relax, even though you still don’t feel sleepy in the least, though your aches with exhaustion, having pulled nearly 50 hours into work in the last week, skimming on meals and having overall little time to yourself.
“Hey.” He says as he grabs the hand that’s in his hair, giving it a few kisses, which you giggle despite your poor mood. “Is something up?”
You shake your head, giving him a weak smile, “No, just tired.”
“Anything I can do to help?” He’s gently making his way up your arm, trailing soft, brief kisses, causing you to squirm a bit, embarrassed.
“Not really.” Your voice quivers a bit, as he makes his way towards your collarbone, your breath hitching in the back of throat a bit. It’s nice to be intimate every once in a while, but it’s also nice to be the one on the receiving end and not having to do anything.
“Are you sure?” Your tank top dips pretty low, but his mouth goes lower,
-Admin Sam
Yullen or tykki/lavi?
Tyki/Lavi
The first time they meet, it’s nothing remarkable. Well, as unremarkable as mostly-naked train poker can be. Tyki’s too focused on the boy he doesn’t know is Allen Walker to really pay attention to his friends, though that mess of red is hard to miss. Lavi is, as always, observant, but there isn’t really any reason to pay more attention to any one stranger than the others, especially when there’s an opportunity to observe another side of the Destroyer of Time and their new vampire teammate.
Later on, though, something strange about that one guy bothers Lavi all the way to China.
Between the first and second times is Lavi, standing in a bamboo forest over a pool of blood. He sees the Noah with Allen, understands what’s happening the first time but he has to play it another time through anyway, and it scares him how much hate stirs inside him for a face he believes he’s never seen before. He’s not supposed to feel emotion at all, but here’s all this grief and here’s all this fury, and he doesn’t know what to do with it.
The second time, the fury comes back with barely a glimpse. Perfect memory and all, and so he’s there on impulse but it’s okay because it’s the middle of a battle. Bookman can’t reprimand him for being too invested if he’s busy fighting for his life, and so he does. It’s a new feeling, to be on hair-trigger alert, every word uttered from the enemy’s mouth something tailor-made to taunt him. It’s a new feeling to have the taunting work, and for every reaction to be genuine.
Tyki, meanwhile, really sees Lavi for the first time. If Allen’s contradictions and resolution amuses him, then Lavi’s Bookman status and transparent struggling intrigues him. He’s a little fiery burning thing of violence, so very full of life and pointing all that spirit straight at Tyki, and he really can’t help but let both sides of him be interested.
There isn’t much interaction to be had the third time they meet, but it’s the last chance for any true pleasantness to exist between them. Road steals Lavi, unfortunately, but Tyki’s content with Allen Walker, Destroyer of Time, all the things that Lavi isn’t and is at the same time. After that, Lavi’s buried with his Ace of Spades and Tyki falls into his own darkness, and then things fall apart too much to put back together.
Right now, Lavi is within Tyki’s reach, but the window for a happy ending closed a while ago.
But maybe, in a more forgiving world, where Tyki’s flaws don’t go so far as murder, and clash less with the morals Lavi pretends he doesn’t have:
Here’s a situation: Lavi’s late biking to work at the little bookshop his adoptive grandfather owns, and Tyki is wandering lazily across the street with a sandwich in his mouth and groceries in hand for his brother’s family that he’s temporarily staying with (read as: freeloading off of).
Here’s a problem: Lavi already has troubles with depth perception, and even one eye isn’t much help if he isn’t even looking at the road (he knows checking his watch won’t actually make time go any slower, but a guy can hope, right?) and Tyki has better things to worry about than potentially being run over (like avoiding Road before he can be roped into doing her homework).
Here’s their meeting: Lavi nearly flies off the bridge with the impact and Tyki’s both lucky and sturdily built, and so when Lavi looks up along the offered hand, up a nicely-sculpted arm, and meets a smug little out-of-place smirk, he’s accepted the challenge before he knows what it is.
“Sorry about that, really.” Tyki knows he’s essentially apologizing for being run into by a bicycle, and Lavi sees it. “You need a band-aid?” Lavi’s bleeding from the knees and elbows, a little. It’s not pleasant.
“No, I’m all right, thanks!” He chirps as bright as if he’s competing with the songbird that woke him up at five this morning, and he’s really angry actually but he’s so determined not to show it. So, so determined. “Terribly sorry, my bad for not watching where I was going.”
“Oh, no, the fault was all mine. Mr…?” His eyes roam up and down like he’s looking for a nametag, which doesn’t make sense unless Lavi assumes he’s being checked out.
“Lavi.” His grin is wide and a little on the sharp side, and Tyki’s own smile widens at that like he’s pleased and surprised. “Say, can I have your number? In case of, like, you pass out later and I’m in legal trouble or whatever.” It’s a terrible excuse.
Tyki leans in, grabs his entire arm to slowly, deliberately scrawl the digits on Lavi’s wrist. “Of course. I look forward to hearing from you.“
- Admin Cinder
After Christmas is fine too, just don't give up on the blog please, we are all rooting for you
thank you sm this is very motivating <3 and don’t worry, we have some posts lined up for this month so there will be updates!
-Sena<3
Yaaaaas, all I want for Christmas is for this blog to live
I appreciate your dedication to this blog <3 I’ll try my hardest but christmas is a busy time
-Sena
Two things. 1) this blog is so fuckin good like, this is all I've ever needed in my life omg. 2) could I get some good ol miranda headcanons up in here?
The fall semester is finishing and now i will answer as many questions as humanly possible c: and thank you so much! each prompt is answered with love <3
Miranda often finds herself able to do something perfect on accident and whenever she tries to do it again she can never manage it (ie giving herself a haircut, making breakfast, origami)
Link often has Miranda assist him in baking even though she believes she’s a lost cause, Link is determined to have her as his baking protege
Her hair is actually naturally frizzy, which is why she used to always wear it in a tight bun, until Lena told her a good method to reduce frizzyness and she hasn’t worn her hair up since
She doesn’t speak English as well as the others in the order and Lavi often helps her when she needs any translating done
She likes to take care of plants but always forgets when she last watered them and this often leads to her over watering them
She is like the pseudo mom of the group and has a mom purse she likes to carry around with her which contains snacks, a first aid kit, playing cards, hair ties and bobypins, tissues, more snacks because of Allen, pocket mirror, and chapstick
- Sena <3
Can you describe Miranda, Allen, Lenalee, Kanda and Lavi facing off in a cooking competition. There could be three courses and I could see Allen's mouth watering Lol
(I work harder on these prompts than i ever have on an actual essay for school)
Lavi was the one who initially thought up the idea ofLenalee, Allen, Kanda and him having a cook off and Lenalee was the one who endorsedthe idea. So they start planning this extravagant cook off, getting enough equipmentand a utensil, planning what was going to be made, who was going toparticipate. Lenalee told asked Kanda, Allen, and Miranda if they wantedto participate and nobody says no to Lenalee. Except Kanda but he neverholds out against her. Miranda helps Lena and Lavi set things up in thekitchen while Kanda and Allen were sent out to buy all the food ingredients.Lena mostly sent them away together so she could actually get some work doneinstead of listening to them bicker the entire time.
Allen eventually gets kicked out of the cook off because hewas eating all the ingredients before the competition even started. So Lenaleemade him a judge instead and she put Miranda in his place because she had beenso helpful so she wanted her to be a part of the competition. The other judges were Komui, Tiedoll, and Cross.They had to have Cross because the other judges only wanted to say nice thingsabout the dishes.
Lenalee made everyone aprons for the competition, even Alleneven though he wasn’t cooking anymore but it was the best choice for him toleave. But Lena made it a judging apron instead so Allen still wore it. Theywere supposed to make three course meals, the appetizer, the main course, anddessert. But Lena ended up only making the dessert because it’s her favoriteand she wanted to start with that first but she isn’t the best with time management.It was a beautiful dessert though.
Kanda definitely did not want to participate in the cook offand DEFINITELY didn’t want to wear the apron. But then Allen said that he onlydidn’t want to cook because he didn’t know how and would probably suck at it.And the only obvious thing Kanda could do now was do the fucking cook off andwin and shove it in the beansprout’s face. He also ended up wearing the apron becauseLena told him she made it and she would hurt him if he didn’t wear it. ButKanda doesn’t follow rules so he ended up just making soba three times. Becausesoba is an appetizer, a main course, and a dessert to him.
Miranda kept knocking everything down during the competitionand causing fires and breaking things. Lena and Lavi kept trying to help herand Kanda kept yelling them to stop because it was cheating but Allen overruledit and Kanda was bitter. And poor little Miranda kept apologizing the wholetime instead of actually cooking anything and didn’t have anything prepared atthe end of the cooking time.
Lavi had helped Lena with the aprons, he actually made Kanda’sbut he didn’t tell him that because then he definitely wouldn’t wear it. Laviwas the only one who actually followed the rules and made all three courses andthey all looked amazing but the taste was bad because he had cut a lot ofcorners and he’s not that experienced in making food so he didn’t know the consequences,he just wanted to beat Kanda.
In the end no one really won, but Lavi and Kanda fought overwhich one of them was better because Lavi actually followed the rules soeveryone else should be disqualified but Kanda insisted that he won because hedid make three meals and they actuallytasted good. Allen said that soba can’t be for any meal but Kanda disagreed. Komuipiped in saying Lenalee won but she said she didn’t because she only made oneitem, even if it did taste amazing. Cross actually left before thejudging even started but that didn’t surprise anyone. Tiedoll fawned overeveryone in their little aprons and didn’t even judge on the food and said theyall did equally good, even though Kanda called him out for lying because he sawhim throw up a little in the trash can after eating Lavi’s.
- Sena <3
I-I just wanted to let you know that I am in fact very excited that this blog lives
thank you very much!! you will give me the motivation to update more frequently! i might update tomorrow since my essay will be done by then.
- Sena <3
A Formal Apology
Hello friends!
First off, nothing bad is going to happen with the blog, it is quite the opposite! I do not want the title to be misleading.
I would just like to apologize for how inactive this blog tends to be, I try to update the best I can but I can’t answer every prompt because I don’t feel like I have a full grasp of every single character and I don’t want to mischaracterize people’s favorite characters.
And even with prompts I can write it takes me a long time in order to finish them and I apologize. All admins are very busy with work and school and so am I. But as the creator of this blog I feel more of an obligation to make sure that it stays updated.
I’m going to try to resume the schedule of a post once a week (I know that doesn’t seem like a lot but it is what I can manage) and I would like to end up answering enough questions to fill up a queue while still trying to write to the best of my abilities and give the best content I can muster.
With d.gray-man finally getting it’s much needed update I really want to keep this blog as active as possible so please bear with me!
And send as many prompts as you want, it will give me some options to choose from, thank you!
ALSO
If you have any suggestions for this blog, on what it should add, or if you want us to reblog original works, or have people submit things please drop an ask! I would love to see anyone’s ideas on how to make the blog better. Thank you again!
-Sena <3
A situation in which Kanda gets genuinely embarassed
I always end up writingdrabbles… Kanda pov kinda, au setting (modern setting i guess),Alma/Kanda? not completely but if you want it to be then yeah, just mostly Kandaembarrassing himself, enjoy! The italics in the beginning is a flashback ofsorts. Almost 1000 words.
“Do you remember when Alma usedto hit on you all the time?” Lenalee mentioned nonchalantly while Kanda and herwere out eating lunch together. Kanda had paused his fork midway from reachinghis mouth.
“What?”
“You know, Alma was hitting onyou for a solid three months when you guys first met, I thought you realizedthat!”
“No.. I did not realize that…”Kanda’s food was completely abandoned at that point and Lena had put her handin front of her mouth to keep from outright laughing.
“Oh I thought you had turnedhim down at some point because he stopped doing it,” She couldn’t keep theamusement out of her voice and tried to hide it by taking a bite out of herfood, “You should ask him about it next time you see him.”
That moment with Lenalee came back to his mind the next time hedid see Alma. They were having a little get together in Lenalee’s new apartmentto celebrate her brother finally letting her move out. And of course Alma wasthere, he was there talking to Kanda, and the second he made eye-contact withhim all the times he hit on him come rushing back. And just like thesememories, his blood began to rush to his face.
Alma was just starting a normal conversation, asking him if hesaw Lavi dump Allen into the trash bin, but he didn’t get that far into theconversation because Kanda hadn’t said a word, and frankly he looked like hemight be dying.
“Are you ok Yu?” Alma asked innocently, Kanda still red and justnow realizing that he hadn’t said a word.
“I’m fine.” Kanda forced out before excusing himself to thenearest and only bathroom in the apartment. Kanda was not used to the idea ofpeople being interested in him, of course there were people fell for his looksbut his personality usually drove them away. And the more he thought about it,the more he realized how blatant Alma’s flirting with him had been. He literallyadmitted to liking him but he had thought it was a joke at the time. Kanda wasbrought out of his thoughts when he heard knocking on the door and Lenalee’svoice on the other side.
“Kanda, are you ok? Alma said you ran into the bathroom…”
“I didn’t run into thebathroom…” Kanda said as he opened the bathroom door and almost immediatelyregretted it. Lena and Alma were standing in front of the door actually lookingconcerned while Lavi and Allen were standing behind them, Allen curious andLavi amused. Kanda looked back at Alma and remembered why he ran walkedto the bathroom in the first place.
“Ohhhh Yuu-poo why are you blushing so hard for?” Lavi asked,popping his head over Alma’s shoulder and smiling smugly. And Kanda proceededto blush even harder, trying to close the door on them all but everyone put inat least one appendage so he couldn’t manage to push them all out to shut thedoor properly.
“Kanda just let it happen there is no stopping them.” Allentried to reason as everyone was trying to push the door open, and it was prettyimpressive how Kanda managed to keep the door closed with four people pushingit open as long as he did. Eventually Kanda did budge and everyone toppled intothe bathroom one on top of the other.
“Kanda, you’re not allowed to hide inside of the bathroom.”Lenalee ordered as she picked herself up off of the ground.
“Yeah hon what are you so embarrassed about anyway?” Lavi asked,still laying on the floor as Alma and Allen got up from on top of him.
“I’m.. I’m not embarrassed about anything, you guys are justover reacting!”
“We were just worried!”
“No, you were just curious, everyone get out!” Kanda startingpushing everyone out, succeeding on getting the majority out, but letting Lenaback in before she bit his arm (she’s done it before). Lenalee closed the doorbehind her and locked it in attempts to keep Lavi out. She then turned towardsKanda and calmed her expression.
“Kanda, we just want to know what’s going on.”
“Nothing! Everybody is making a big deal out of nothing!”
“Then why did you have to hide in the bathroom?”
“I wasn’t hiding, i just, I was just thinking about..”
“About?”
“About what you said before about Alma..”
“Wait, what did I say about Alma?”
“About how you said he was flirtingwithmebefore…” Kandamumbled the last part of the sentence and turned away from Lenalee.
“..What?” Lena stepped closer to hear him better.
“flirting withmebefore…” Kanda replied, still mumblingbut slightly more distinct mumbles.
“Oh! Oh that! Wait, why are you embarrassed about that for?”
“I’m not embarrassed! Ijust noticed earlier that you were right and I never saw it before so I wasjust kind of.. shocked..” Kanda was embarrassed and the more he talked theworse it got and Lenalee trying to hide her laughter didn’t help either. SoKanda pouted grimacedand Lena lightly tapped him on the head.
“Well I’m pretty sure Alma’s still interested.”
“Woah! I never said I was thinking about going out with him.”
“Oh fine, whatever, just get over your ‘shock’ and comeback out to the living room, I think Daisya was setting up the karaoke machine.And no I’m not going to make you sing, but that doesn’t mean Daisya won’t.”Lenalee stepped out of the bathroom and Kanda closed the door after her. Andfrom the sound of snickering behind the door he was pretty sure Lavi managed tohear their whole conversation from behind the door.
-Sena <3
This is such an important blog. So very important.
Thank you very much, i think its important too. Im going to try and answer some more asks today just because i feel like this blog is more inactive than id like...
Since the majority of us are in school and/or working things are going to be pretty slow but thank you for staying with us!
-Sena <3
Lavi; dick in a box; a ruined Christmas
Lavi was notorious for getting the worst Christmas presents for people. He generally would play it off as a joke, that he meant to give people gifts that they never in a million years would buy for themselves, but usually it was only because he always goes last minute Christmas shopping and puts the first thing he sees in a box and wraps it up. This year was no exception. Allen got a radio controlled flying shark toy, Kanda got multiple pair of socks with kittens on them, and Lenalee got cupcake flavored tooth paste.
This was all expected though, none of them were surprised by their highly unconventional gifts and simply thanked Lavi and moved on. This year however Allen, Kanda, and Lenalee had gotten together to discuss Lavi’s awful gift giving habit and decided he needed to get a taste of his own medicine. It had started off as a joke between them but then Allen got serious and then Kanda got serious and then Lena felt bad about being a part of it.
So they got Lavi a mystery present, Lena and Allen had made Kanda give it to him because they didn’t want to hurt his feelings but Kanda had no qualms. When all the gifts were exchanged between them Kanda had taken the last present out of its hiding place and put it in Lavi’s hands.
“Oh! What is this Yu? you’re giving me a real present this time?” Lavi asked excitedly, smiling widely and shaking the box slightly in his hands.
“It’s a gift from everyone, I just get to give it to you.” Kanda replies as he watches Lavi being to open his present. The smile on Lavi’s face immediately falls when the box is opened. He looks up to Kanda, then back down into the box, at Kanda’s face again, then over at Lena and Allen’s faces who both were hiding behind their hands, then one more time into the box.
“I don’t understand.”
It was a dick in a box.
And Kanda, without a moments hesitation and with no change in his emotionless expression, responds.
“It’s so you can finally satisfy someone in bed.”
And that is how Lavi’s Christmas was ruined.
-Sena