Imagine The Avengers

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[imaginetheavengerss]

Hey guys!

I just queued my 1st batch of prompts! I’m opening up the box for a few days for more prompts for the next batch! 

As a side note I was going to explain how this batch thing works. Some people don’t read or forget that my askbox is closed. So I get a few prompts when I’m working on the ones I have. So I can get to them in order I’m going to save some as drafts to keep them separate- so I don’t get ones from a different batch! That way I have my current batch in draft and the other in messages! So I will get to you, but there may be a whole batch in front!

Thank you for your understanding and love! 

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Okay your header says open but your ask box says closed. So sorry if you didn't want this. Imagine the avengers helping out during a natural disaster.

( thank you! I can’t believe I left that there!)

Steve is the first on the scene, but has to "hide" for a bit, because the destruction is just too much for him to look at so quickly. Thankfully police and firemen had already done damage control- the avengers are there more or less for clean up and missing persons.

Tony is the first one to start the missing persons, he found a woman named Jenifer under the rubble of her former house. Sadly the Avengers were not able to find everyone, but thankfully all children were accounted for. The damage is slowly being taken away and reconstruction is on its way in about three days, and the people are off at camps until they can find a new home.

Steve, while usually is very strong cannot get over the destruction, so Tony and Bucky push him into PR work; aka playing with the little kids at the centers while they take care of the more depressing damage. The kids were so happy to play with the captain that they didn't cry, which Buck counted as a win. He knew Steve was not good with crying kids, or women, but crying men he was good with for some odd reason.

The Hulk was great for the heavy lifting, and the whole area was cleared of the useless broken structures within the day, and he found around five other missing people under the rubble, only two where alive. 

Other than missing and clean up, the Avengers were unable to fix this situation. They found that this was one of the worst situations, they had no enemy to face only nature that destroyed good people's lives. Tony was so heart broken that he had pepper start up a fund for the disaster survivors. He hopes that you would donate what you could even if it just time, promotions, and etc.

Link: Red Cross

( While this is not a real or specific natural disaster I hope that you can see the damage that it can cause for people, their loved ones, and etc. This was not graphic due to the way I wanted to write this. This link will lead you to the Red Cross, a trusted organization that helps with events such as natural disasters. If you wish to donate, or volunteer, or even work at the Red Cross you should easily find it there. Thanks for reading)

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Imagine Cap bribing Hulk with homemade cookies

The avengers kinda found this trick on containing the Hulk, by accident. They were not fighting. They weren’t even training. It was their nice day off, where there was no paper work and the other younger avengers were in charge for today unless otherwise needed. Thankfully they left the older folks alone.

Steve was baking cookies when the alarmed sounded. It was Tony's fault, he was in the lab and started to stick Banner with needles and etc. AND DIDN'T think that Banner might not want that to happen. So that is how the Hulk came out to play and Steve arrived in time with the much needed cookies. Hulk apparently with sit quietly and not destroy Tony's Lab in revenge if you promise him the next batch of cookies. That leads to another story... "If you give a Hulk a Cookie....."

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imagine avengers realizing that without 70 yrs of sleepy time Steve is technically the youngest, and start to treat him as such

Tony is the first to realize this, because somehow he got stuck doing everyone's finances at some point so he does not have to worry about his friends going bankrupt for some stupid reason like they did invest in his company. He was going through Steve's books and had to enter some information now that he was out of ice Cap had to pay taxes. He was so proud of himself, due to his great stock market skills Cap was one of the youngest people to make over a million. He realized that Cap had just beat him when he was that young, and thats when the bomb hit. He was old and Cap was YOUNG...It was Tony so he had to go tell the others and see what they thought of it. He hoped they felt old too. All but Thor were suprised to come to the same realization, Cap was young. Natasha however felt that perhaps Cap himself knew he was techniquely the youngest Avenger. "I'll never be able to call him grandpa now! I'M HIS GRANDPA! .... NO ONE TELL HIM!""Tony do not fear you are barely a century, there is no need to feel as such!"" Shut up Thor let him think that, will bring down his ego a bit""BANNER YOUR OLDER THAN I AM! ""So, I'm not insecure about my age Tony. That is you.""Oh yeah.""So did anyone notice Cap walk in? Or was that just me?"Barton would be the one to notice. Steve was on the floor by now shaking hard trying to hold in his laughter. Tony just shook his head knowing Steve would always hold this over his old old graying head, Natasha feeling that the relationship was no longer balanced felt the need to add, "Okay babyface lets go spar, then if your good I'll make choclate milk for you."Steve without realizing it followed Natasha out of the room easily, there was a quick "Yum" as he walked out.The Avengers let out a quick "Aww" as he left.From then on there were always treats for their little avenger, and nicknames used for teasing but always ended up used only for affection when Steve just accepted them and moved on.Tony eventually go used to grandpa....

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Imagine the avengers waking up

Natasha is one of those people who you never really see asleep unless you are very lucky and very special to her, this is more do to trust issues, but she also doesn't appreciate people knowing and then teasing her for drooling all over her pillow.

Bruce is the type of person who cannot wake up if he is in the wrong mood, meaning if he wakes up to hot/cold- he is right back to sleep until the feeling has pasted. He doesn’t sleep to noon but rather dinner time if needed. He finds that waking up is an experience that should always be good. Unless you have work to due, then you have to wake up with the alarm and be sad.

Tony unlike Natasha is someone who at some point will fall asleep in front of you, leading him to also wake up several times in front of you. He is a firm believer that waking up is the best part of sleeping, this is because you are now awake and can have fun.

Thor is a normal sleeper, and when he awakens.... its usually with a crash. This is because his precious hammer is the only thing that can wake him, thankfully it doesn’t mind its second job as an alarm clock.

Clint is waking up in the strangest places with easy that is just plain scary at times. It could be the fridge or the top of the Washington Monument, he wakes up all cute like the little baby bird he is. 

Steve usually is up at the crack of dawn because the sun somehow always wakes him up through his black out curtains, with a small yawn and a big stretch he is off to run around town and be back in time for breakfast. 

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Imagine the avengers arguing about the most mundane things

“The toilet paper goes under not OVER THOR! I don’t care about the damn cats”

“ TONY you HAVE to add butter to the popcorn after 12 seconds- YES I CAN TASTE IT!”

“ Steve, honey, old fart you CaN NoT open a soda CAN without TAPPING IT!- STOP LAUGHING”

“Natasha don’t- never mind i’m stupid leave me alone”

“ CLINT IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN THE DAMN VENTILATION YOU HAVE TO CLEAN THE VENTILATION!”

“Bruce.... You are wrong. Hot coca is best in the summer.” 

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going out to a bar and takes over Karaoke

It was Tony’s idea to go to a bar for Steve’s birthday with the impossible challenge to get the good captain drunk, but it was Thor that brought along the ale that achieved a tipsy Stevie. 

Bruce was the designated driver, and with that power he was able to suggest to Clint that Karaoke was a good idea. It started off great Clint started it off with a song that nobody remembered because it ended up being mainly bird noises, that were soon joined by Sam in a duet of bird noises.

Natasha a show off at heart tried to save the show by dancing and singing a song from My Fair Lady, but Clint tripped her so he could start bird songs again. Then Thor joined it, after catching Natasha and continuing to dance with her as he tweeted away.

After Bruce was able to get them off stage, the crowed was booing them- Steve and Tony made their way on stage to sing “ I think I love you” by the partridge family.

No one is quite sure (even their sober selves why they chose that song)

[imaginetheavengerss]

Hey guys!

I just queued my 1st batch of prompts! I’m opening up the box for a few days for more prompts for the next batch! 

As a side note I was going to explain how this batch thing works. Some people don’t read or forget that my askbox is closed. So I get a few prompts when I’m working on the ones I have. So I can get to them in order I’m going to save some as drafts to keep them separate- so I don’t get ones from a different batch! That way I have my current batch in draft and the other in messages! So I will get to you, but there may be a whole batch in front!

Thank you for your understanding and love! 

[imaginetheavengerss]

Bucky Barns do what you will with that

Darn it. Just bare with me people- Civil war is upon us but I will pretend for the moment that everything is sweet and find in the darn tower okay? Thank you.

What the Avengers like to do with Bucky:

Tony: Play with his arm, twister or the lab are good choices for him

Bruce: Meditation, its their bonding time

Steve: Anything. Maybe no- Nope, Anything.

Natasha: Walks, its fun to just walk around and be normal highly trained assassins together.

Clint: Climbing, like the most ridiculous things ever. Its fun to have someone to do that with. 

Thor: Story time, they like to find stories or tell them to each other. Kinda like a show-in-tell book club thing. 

[recoverywarriorx]

MENTAL ILLNESS APPS. ONE REBLOG COULD HELP OR EVEN SAVE SOMEONE. Their

These are all iPhone apps. I have no idea which are available on other phones.

Give some comfort and get some comfort..

comfort spot 

Meditation is so healthy for you. No matter who you are. I can’t sleep unless there’s a guided meditation playing.

GPS4Soul

Headspace

Calm

Relax & Rest

Take a Break

Anxiety Free

Breathe2Relax

Relax Lite

Smiling Mind

The Quiet Place

Noise machines for those nights that you can’t hear anything but your mind..

Sleep Pillow

Relax Melodies

Journaling apps for on the go feelings that won’t leave you alone

Mood Journal

GratitudeDiary

TherapyBuddy

Everyday

PTSD patients

Reach Out

PTSD Coach

Mood Trackers that actually work and don’t suck like most

Optimism

Rise Up

For when you’re so anxious you can’t make eye contact with anyone. (trust me I get it.)

MindShift

Thisissand

When suicidal thoughts are strong, but you can’t seem to tell anyone for find any help.

ReliefLink

Hello Cruel World

Ask

Positive affirmations/reminders you’re amazing

Daily Recovery

Inspirations

Today’s Step

Affirmations

Flatter Me!

I hope this helps at least one person.. I know it sure as hell helps me. I’m sorry you’re struggling. I love you.

[imaginetheavengerss]

{Re: Hogwarts House} You put Tony down at 'Edward "Tony" Stark' but his actual name is Anthony Edward Stark

Thank you, I did!

[imaginetheavengerss]

Imagine the Avengers posing for Steve to sketch either in small pairs or a team project

Steve doesn't even have to beg, they are all happy to get a sketch of themselves. It started out small, Steve just sketch tony in the lab while he is working, soon each model for Steve, then finally they all get together in Central Park and pose for Steve for about an hour or so. He even did it in color. 

Here are some of the words Steve could hear from he sketch pad

N: Tony Stop moving. Tony Stop IT.

B: Tony you cannot move to the otherside Steve already started.

T: I need drugs. I don't wanna stay here without drugs Steve. GET THE DRINKS.

T: Shush mortal let the artisan work

C: Don't worry Steve I've taken care of it.

T: *mumbles*

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Calling for prompts :)

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[officialbuckybarnes]

SCIENCE EXPERIMENT

Reblog this if you would fuck me

[officialbuckybarnes]

alright we’re going to have one big orgy

my place

8pm

be there

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Bucky.... Sigh

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Imagine the Avengers learning about Just Dance (the Wii game) and all basically becoming obsessed

Thor sees the commercial for the "just dance" game with all the colors and ritual dances of Midgard. So while he is not a child, he wishes to play this game or as he said to Darcy and Jane to "join in on the culture of Midgardan". They were going to have a surprise birthday party for him anyway so they just added it to the list of gag gifts and etc. He was very surprised to say the least- broke the front door to Jane's place by accident.Steve and Cint are the ones that bring the game and the wii system. Thor thanks them by "battling" them with in the game. Several times Clint won,turns out that birdbrain is quite a dancer. Everyone was playing by the end of the night due to Thor's wishes and passionately because Darcy set up a dance tournament. This was for course used for evil, Darcy used the tournament to get video for the whole team that soon found its way onto tumblr is the form of many many gifs.

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Imagine Natasha referring to steve as her "gay best friend" all the time, and while he is flattered that she thinks of him as such a good friend (maybe even best friend) he is also really annoyed because he has, repeatedly, told her he is straight!!

"Natasha I am not gay. Just because I like to take it slow and wait until I’m married does not mean i’m not attracted to women."

"But Stevie Sweetie, that could just mean that you are Bi with an inclination to males and have female attributes is all, its nothing to be ashamed of!"  Natasha was still walking towards him with the pink shirt that said "Sorry girls, I’m gay".

Steve walked out into the living room, neutral territory so this talk would have witnesses. Only Tony and Thor were there to witness this however, not the back up Steve was hoping for, but at least there is some back up.

" No Nat, and I’m not still ‘finding my sexuality’ either!"

Natasha was shaking her head still with a smile, ” Steve I have never met a male that was able to look at a fully naked woman and not be effected. At all. Don’t try to say that I didn’t see all of you, because you were naked too.”

Stark perked up at this and looked at him for conformation, Steve just hung his head. ” It was an accident Tony! I swear I just forgot my towel!”. Stark started to giggle.

" How sure are you, Cap? You know its okay however you feel or choose to try." Stark was able to get out between giggles.

Steve just sighed, ” I’m sure. Very Sure. It’s not like I haven’t been exposed to all forms of sexuality. Damn it Natasha, other than that embarrassing event you had to mention what makes you believe I couldn’t be attracted to just women again?”

Natasha was silent for a bit before rushing though her answer, ” Well, you always let me take you shopping and we work out together and never make comments on my body unless I asks you or flirt even good naturally. I love being friends, but I don’t want our friendship to stop you from finding love either….okay!”

Steve took a breath and through the T-shirt to the ground so he could hold her hand before answering.

"Natasha, you are my friend and I love you. I’m glad our friendship and my happiness are important to you, but you don’t have to worry about ruining my "chances". When I find someone, I doubt our friendship would ever get in the way. In fact it can’t because then she wouldn’t be the one, okay?"

Natasha nodded, then bounced back with a little with a grin asked, “Does that mean I have to get rid of my “With my GBF” tank ?”

"If it means gay best friend, please just shorten it to best friend.", Steve started to walk away from Natasha both happy and annoyed with the situation.

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Imagine all the Avengers really getting into a show like True Blood or Supernatural or Downton Abbey.

"SHHHH Barnes" 

Tony threw popcorn at him for good measure and pushed play again. It was the second season finale for Supernatural. The first T.V. show the whole team could agree was good and they were binge watching it for the third night in a row. 

Thor was happy to watch something about fighting and loyalty between families even though he and Barnes would keep a conversation/bet on whose predictions were correct. Barnes had just one the last 10 episode predictions, Thor still had 13 wins in his pocket though.

Steve turned out to be the type of fan who would ship, and ship it HARD. Barnes had money on Steve losing it at season four when the angel came and found out about Destiel, Tony thought he would stay with Dean and Joe. 

Tony however was a purist and while he loved to make bets, he just wanted them to take place before or after, instead of during when there should be complete silence. As always he ended up explaining what was going on to everyone when they were too busy talking to pay attention to the good plot bits. 

Natasha and Clint of course went fanfiction hunting after the first episode, and were comparing their finds with each other as well as writing their own. Clint was great at hurt/comfort, while Natasha loved to fluff up her stories a little too much at times. Every once in a while they would write of recommend a fic to their dear captain, usually to get him to make the weird fan-boy noises that they would later use against him. They the little fanfiction crew all agreed that pwpspn was their favorite writer so far- So much PWP.

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Dr. Banner of course made the popcorn and sat down with a tablet in his hand with a bored expression. He would watch quietly as he typed away on the small device. Little did everyone know he was the was the source of Natasha and Clint’s Supernatural Smut Heaven- PWPSPN.