imagine ezra koenig

ur a wack calzone

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Our dream realized:

Imagine Ezra speaking in a British accent…

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DUDE GO TO SOUNDCLOUD AND GO TO THE USER DUDE PARROTBOY AND LISTED TO EXRA THE PLZZA ENGINE

everyone do this!!

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imagine ezra conducting a gospel choir singing bitches

i would be in that choir u know me out here stuntin

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imagine ezra being your new teacher and you're coming too late and he's says: suk a dog dik, ur too late!

this has probably happened tbh

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This is literally my favorite blog

Kisses

-A

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Brideshead Revisited (1981) /// Oxford Comma (2008)

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imagine ezra being secret lovers with steve buscemi and sneaking kisses in between takes of the thing he did with vw when he said he was baio's cousin

you're prob only saying this cause you know for a fact that it's happened

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what happened to you... you left us....

we just haven't gotten any submissions lately! at all, actually...

with that being said, feel free to submit some scenarios with a lil pizazz

even some pics! anything... within reason! we luv our peeps

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Imagine ezra in a l'homme run reunion concert🚬💣🔫💰

make this happen

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hi would you mind checking out my blog sometime?

where have you been all our lives

please check out this page it is glorious

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can I submit something? There are so many established and loved writers already I'm afraid.....

of course my little puppy dog

this may also be a good time to bring up the fact that we'd prefer submissions to actually be submitted and not asked

that's not to say that we won't publish those that ARE asked

we love getting submissions and asks; they're all cute and hilarious.

what matters most is that y'all are enjoying the blog

xoxo gossip girl

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imagine going to a bachelorette party and ezra is the stripper but instead of stripping he reads u the word of god and u have a spiritual awakening

only in our dreams

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This is it I've found my new favorite blog life is great

ily anon

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imagine vampire weekend performing in Brazil and then ezra stops singing and a samba starts playing and he unbuttons his shirt to reveal a sparkling bikini and he starts to samba

this has prob happened ngl

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Imagine Ezra sees you walking around with your 4 devices and then he pulls out his 5 devices and says "we could do so much with 9 devices"

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Imagine if you see ezra on the street and you ask for a photo with him and he nods and takes your phone, throws it on the cement and it breaks into smithereens and he goes "bitch maybe" and he runs away cackling

holy shit

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Imagine if ezra wore leggings and did the splits in them