Hazy City

Reptiles, weed, and witchy stuff

[imakerandomnoises-blog]

Your Christmas present came in the mail today, guess it's mine now. Time to go drink.

[imakerandomnoises-blog]

Fuck it.

This is the last day of a shitty year I personally want to forget. I'm going to get dressed up and go out and shed this awful thing. I'm not even going to be passive aggressive here. Someone I consider a friend has left me hanging. I understand needing to take time for yourself, but fucking let me know. It makes me feel like shit and I didn't do anything wrong. And if I did I have no way of knowing because I'm not a mind reader. Also I'm glad we are moving in April and won't be having roommates, it was a stupid idea. I don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings but I can't do it again. It only makes things more complicated. I guess I just need to distance myself. And for the record I haven't done any drugs since the Christmas party. I had such a bad time that I haven't wanted to feel that way again. I'm also trying to get a real job so I can afford to live like an adult. I'm done being a kid and I feel like most of the people around me aren't. Peace out 2016, you're a piece of shit. PS don't feel like you need to ask me if I'm OK, I'll be fine. I'm just venting.

[weloveshortvideos]

When you gotta give birth but still wanna turn up

[weedltd]

[imakerandomnoises-blog]

I have that cupppp

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

This cup of yogurt from 1976  just washed up on the beach and is going viral. Plastic litter takes thousands of years to decompose. Read more

follow @the-future-now

[opossumprince]

this is what happens right before the “mmm i think i’ll adopt it” part. warning for sudden scream (and horrible voice acting)

[opossumprince]

*nuns glide on floor like they’re sith lords*

highly cursed baby: [unidentified bird noises, pauses in-between to look at the viewer] Yiaah yeeeeiiiiih. ye. iaaaaaaah

nuns: *stare in silence for 3 seconds* HHHOOOAA

nun 1 (british accent): H O L Y M A R Y. I dont know much about children, but., i am Sure. that it’s a SSSSin. to look. upon this.. child

nun 2: thismydearsister is no Chiiild, but a misshapen Ape hh!

nun 1: It,,, is a horror to behold. it, Cant be Chris-tian ??? it should be THRRRRRRROWN. in. to the FFFFFFFIRE;;, im shure.

nun 2: howrightyouaremy sister,,,

IT BELONGS IN A GREAT BIG FFFFFFFFIYAH!;;yee

[dutchstore]

[zim-archived]

here he come…..

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

@sturmgewehrr

[sturmgewehrr-deactivated2018032]

😂

[beautiful--lives]

[hchocolate]

“This is history class right???” 😂😂😂

[barelyfittingin]

Lmfao

[r0rschach]

[actualdogvines]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[amb00bs]

I am all about this

[girlslob]

I’m that guy dancing as he walks in the background

[starline]

This is how I want the world to be always. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

Shadow Doodles by Vincent Bal

[kodaksnacks-blog]

#ChuckECheeseChallenge 🔥 😭 😭

[tillerboomin]

LMAFOOOOOOOOOOO THAT’S HOW IT BE TOO I HATE THESE TALENTED AS MUTHA FUCKERS LOOOL.

[iverbz]

dude in the middle fuckin me UP

[jetwavezarcade]

when a debate starts in class and you tell yourself you’re not gonna get involved but then some kid you hate says smth real stupid and/or wrong 

[whospilledthebongwater]

Me😂

[weloveshortvideos]

“Thats alright, its just yer legs fell off”

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

“Es less weight” “Dun’t stop cause yer leg’s fell off” @lastgunfighterballad

[lastgunfighterballad]

God bless the Scots

[nyxillian-nyxus-night]

@thebibliosphereyour people are nice and encouraging :)

[thebibliosphere]

Hahahaha oh my.

[jasoncanty01]

Best of Peoples. :D

[lookinlikeaking]

“What? I just loss my leg? … AHAHAHAHAHA.”

[imakerandomnoises-blog]

@mighty-night ...don't stop cause your leg fell off!!!

[surprisebitch]

Last night, at the UC…! 💍👏 (via the Chicago Bulls)

NBA’s first in-game same-sex marriage proposal 👬❤️ also can we talk about the ring he used to pop the question omg