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"Oi. Leave my boyfriend alone."Ā
"Stop being so positive you dork. Youāre ruining my literal black cloud iām trying to carry like I did before the curse had broken."
"You mean like this?" With a flick of his hand, he conjured the illusion of a little black cloud with sparks of harmless electricity in them.
"Itās because I donāt feel like itās something to be celebrated. I shouldnāt be alive anyway."
"If I had excuses to celebrate you the other three hundred sixty four days of the year, I would. Nonsense, shouldn't does not mean isn't. You are so you are and that's that. It's not good or bad, it just is."Ā
"Felix, I appreciate your enthusiasm but, I donāt feel in the mood of celebrating my pathetic sixty-four years of existing."
"Is it because it's sixty-four? Cause you know I'm two hundred fifty seven."Ā
"Why do people keep giving me cards? I donāt wish to celebrate my birth."
"I'm not trying to celebrate your birth, I'm trying to celebrate your existence! Besides, look. This one has a little dinosaur on it."
[text]:Ā It is in this ass.Ā That I have found all apples.Ā
[text]: apple bottom jeans
[text]: boots with the fur
[text]: DEEP ASS
[text]; 1000 LEAGUES INTO THE ASS
[text] YOU KNOW THAT WAS DISTANCE AND NOT DEPTH.Ā
[text]Ā WE MAY BRAVE HUMAN LAWS BUT WE CANNOT RESIST NATURAL ONES.
[text]Ā NATURE'S CREATIVE POWER IS FAR BEYOND MAN'S INSTINCT OF DESTRUCTION. BUT APPARENTLY THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE THE DESTRUCTION OF ONE'S ASS.
[text]: yes
[text]: IT WAS SO DISTURBING
[text] SO YOU STAYED TOĀ
[text]Ā BUT
[text]Ā WHAT EVEN
[text]Ā HOW DO YOU GETĀ
[text]Ā THREE GODDAMN APPLES
[text]Ā WHO EVEN
[text]; SHUT THE HELL UP MR. SIX-FOOT-TWO DICK
[text]: IT WAS LIKE 3 APPLES MAN
[text]: THREE GOD DAMN MOTHER SHITTING APPLES
[text] STILL MILKING THAT JOKE AREN'T WE?
[text] okay bad word choice
[text] THREE. GODDAMN. APPLES?Ā
[text]: NORMAL APPLES
[text]: spoiler alert; itwasmyftaher
[text]: EW EW EW EW EW NO EW TMI TMI TMIĀ
[text]: APPLES? AS IN PLURAL?Ā
[text]: DOESN'T THAT YOU KNOW? TEAR AND STUFF?Ā
[text]: CAUSE I'M NOT SURE THAT I CAN FIX-IT-FELIX SOMETHING LIKE THAT.Ā
[text]: I'M NOT SURE I'D EVEN BE WILLING TO.Ā
[text]: I WONT EAT APPLES EVER AGAIN
[text]: OKAY BUT WERE THEY NORMAL SIZED APPLES OR CRAB APPLES?
[text]: BECAUSE APPLES ARE BIGGER THAN MOST FISTS. UNLESS THE FIST BELONGS TO WRECK-IT-RALPH.
[text]: Porn is too much. [text]: Someone couldāve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Ass? Who will eat them now? [text]: I wonāt
[text]: The fuck man?
[text]: The actual fuck?
[text]: No apples have been in this ass.Ā
rp partner: i suppose our muses could be happy for once
me: or
me: OR
me: we kill them
M!A Master Post
Control: Muse can control other people's actions without them knowing for 3 days, but don't know that when the M!A is over the controlled people will find out what Muse made them do. Then the Muse have to do anything they say for 3 days.
Temptation: For the next 3 days, the Muse will be haunted by a hooded figure tempting them with everything they ever wanted if the Muse just signs a contract. If the Muse give in, they will be a dark/evil version of themselves for a week. (If the Muse is already evil, they will just go insane)
Beautiful: Muse will be so incredibly beautiful, charming and sexy that no-one can refuse them anything for 2 days. But if they use this to take advantage of someone, these people will find the Muse hideous and repellant for a week after the M!A is over.
Starving: Muse is starving and is sorrounded by their favourite foods at all times for 24 hours. But actually, these foods are innocent people...
Tired: For 24 hours, the Muse will feel exhausted. But the Muse knows that if they go to sleep, the people the Muse cares about will feel excruciating pain.
Book: The Muse is the main character of a book of anon's choice for 5 days and have to go trough the same things the character in the book did.
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Sick as a Dog: Muse is ill for 24 hours (Anon specifies symptoms).
Canāt Sleep: Muse cannot sleep until another person says their full name, no matter how tired they are.
Help: Muse believes he/she is trapped in their current location for 5 hours.
Baby Bump: Muse is pregnant (Anon specifies how many months).
Baby Boom: Muse is pregnant with twins (Anon specifies how many months).
Flaming Youth: Muse is rebellious and easily angered for 8 hours.
Opposites: Muse switches from very angry/depressed to very happy/cheerful every other hour for 10 hours.
Darkness: Muse is blind for 24 hours.
Silence: Muse is deaf for 24 hours.
17 Again: Muse is in his/her 17 year old form.
Shaking Hands: Muse is suddenly freezing cold and canāt stop shivering for (Anon specifies time).
Spirit Animal: Muse is turned into an animal (Anon decides what) for 12 hours.
Hungry like the Wolf: Muse is starving, no matter how much he/she eats for 10 hours.
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Sexual M!Aās:
Flesh: Muse is horny and wants to have rough sex(ex.being thrown against a wall and bitten)(Anon chooses time)
Drunk: Muse will stumble, and talk, slurred, as if they are quite intoxicated, along with hit on anyone, badly.
Truth potion: Muse has to tell the truth about anything asked for an hour.
Tell Me What To Do: Muse is a slave to Anonās choice
Flustered: When Muse sees, (anon chooses), Muse will stutter, blush, and act like a complete klutz around the so called individual, for 3 hours.
S&M: Muse wants to have S&M sex (Anon decides if Muse is S or M and with who)
Whipped Cream: Muse wants everything with whipped cream on it for 3 hours
Heat: Muse will be put into a hot room. Muse is tied to a chair and has to stay in that room for at least an hour. (Under the watch of Anonās choice)
Take It Off: Muse takes off an article of clothing every time their name is said.(Anon decides how long)
Wish We Were Older: Muse is into childās play for 4 hours
Vulnerable: Muse is left tied up in a public place, for anyone to take advantage of. (Muse cannot be untied until the 5 hours are up.)
Kitten/Pup Affection: Muse is a ākittenā or āpuppyā to (Anon Deicdes), being submissive and has to crawl around on their knees, doing anything there Master(s) say. 24 hours
Name: Has an orgasm every time someone says there name.
Muse can receive as many M!Aās as the Anonās want to give.
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Cute M!AāS:
Lean On Me: With the help of ___ (anonās choice) your muse will get through something that scared them (the anon can specify or leave it up to the mun) for 3 hours.
Hereās To Never Growing Up: Isnāt that just adorable. Your muse will experience puppy dog love with ___ (anonās choice) for 2 days.
Thunder: Itās raining outside and your muse is stuck inside with ___ (anonās choice) and when the power goes out they cuddle to keep warm.
Sweet Nothings: Your muse is full of nothing but happiness and positive things to say for 24 hours.
Ariel: Oh no, your muse has lost itās voice! But they have to tell ___ (anonās choice) how they feel! If your muse gets a kiss from the chosen person within 2 days they get their voice back, if not well youāve seen the movie.
Pure: Sex? Whatās that? Muse suddenly has the mentality of a three year old, and canāt understand anything āadultā. Anon decides the duration.
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Dramatic M!AāS:
Fear: Anon gets to name something, and muse will have an extremely debilitating phobia of it for one week. Bonus points if itās something ridiculous.
Blue Birds of Horror: Animals, particularly birds, hate you for the next two days. They bomb dive and attack you with relentless force until you are safely inside.
Heathers: Your muse becomes a sociopath for 12 hours. If your muse is already a sociopath, he/she becomes empathetic to everyone.
Burn: Muse is severely falling in love with (anon decides who and duration.)
Cough Syrup: (tw) Muse becomes extremely depressed and is not in a good mindset and begins to have thoughts of suicide. (Anon decides duration)
Memories: Muse has amnesia. (Anon decides duration)
Stay: Muse becomes extremely sick and may end up in the hospital for (anon decides illness and how long)
Jealousy: Muse will be jealous, of (anon chooses) for a certain amount of time. Anon chooses, for what reason Muse is jealous. Also for how long.
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Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)
Sight: Muse is blind for ___
Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___
Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___
Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___
Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____
Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___
Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___
Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___
Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days
Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours
Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours
Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days
Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)
Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)
Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)
Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours
Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)
Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.
Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)
Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)
Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours
Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours
Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours
Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours
Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour
Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)
Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days
Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)
Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days
Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours
AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours
Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours
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Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)
Sight: Muse is blind for ___
Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___
Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___
Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___
Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____
Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___
Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___
Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___
Compulsion: Muse has OCD for ___ (anon decides primary source of obsession [number, clenliness, etc])
Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days
Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours
Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours
Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days
Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)
Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)
Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)
Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours
Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)
Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.
Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)
Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)
Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours
Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours
Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours
Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours
Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour
Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)
Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days
Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)
Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days
Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours
AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours
Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours
Thin Ice: Muse strays onto thin ice and falls through unless saved. (Mun chooses whether they live or die)
High Tide: Muse is trapped in a cave with water that will fill it in 4 hours.
Pins and Needles: Muse feel as if someone is sticking needles in them for 2 hours.
Crawling Bugs: Muse becomes paranoid of bugs crawling on his/her skin and keeps hallucinating that there are bugs crawling on them.
Angel: Muse is and angel for ___
Demon: Muse is a demon for ___
Possession: Muse is possessed by a demon for ___
Broken: Muse is mentally broken and upset with themselves to the point that they harm themselves for ___
The 9th gif in your folder is your muse's reaction to meeting the mun for the first time.
"Are you actually insinuating I would leave you helpless and stranded like this when you can barely lift your hands? No way. Shove over, iām coming in for cuddles."
"Good point. You're too perfect for that." Felix shifted over, nudging the blankets aside, miraculously keeping all of his tea in his cup in doing so. "Thank you." He took a careful sip of tea before setting it down on the floor and opening his arms to Tootles.Ā