☆lizard☆

IASIP / House MD / Twin Peaks / IWTV /Hannibal / I also like sea slugs / 25 y.o. / ESP & ENG

[imanalligator4713]

[vinegarvic]

[thinmintsdennis]

S14 EP8 "Paddy's Has a Jumper"

[cavepoets]

why he lowkey look like he’s in American Psycho

[riverlarking]

how it feels to become too feminist for things you were previously fine with

[sv3t0muzika]

I loved when the vampire slayer busted out a crucifix on his old vampire lover.

actually, in the picture, he was supposed to be holding an aspen stake, but that’s not very clear.

[websurfer92]

the gang as tys / beanie boos

[billpottsismygf]

[ridethecyanide]

An Evening with Alan Bennett

New York Public Library for the Performing Arts 4/24/06

Photos by Alan Pally

[beardedmrbean]

[homunculus-argument]

All good My Little Pony names sound either like euphenisms for gay people or euphenisms for hard drugs. You could've had a pony with a handlebar moustache named Fruit Garland and his energetic wife Sparkle Snow and nobody would've even blinked. Due to the sparkle snow.

[featherfulquadroped]

Spent too long on this, but may I present my take?

[homunculus-argument]

All good My Little Pony names sound either like euphenisms for gay people or euphenisms for hard drugs. You could've had a pony with a handlebar moustache named Fruit Garland and his energetic wife Sparkle Snow and nobody would've even blinked. Due to the sparkle snow.

[clowncarpool]

cheese sits on the toilet while we take showers, and i like to stand on my tip toes and draw his silhouette in the steam from a high angle, then stand back to see how warped it is from his actual shape

oil and acrylic on masonite

[imanalligator4713]

Finding out you're neurodivergent at 25 is funny like huh I guess not only were the school bullys onto something, they realized 15yrs before the doctors did.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

[theweirdwideweb]

This cracks me up. So at my job I have to answer emails from all over the world and sometimes people in other countries have a strange grasp on american english. I've been called things like "My Lord" etc. Today we got an email from Germany that just opened with, "Hello Y'all"