In Times Of Chaos, Remember The Heartbeat

I'm Jessica! I'm real as shit and am just living life. I like talking to people, so bring it on! (:

[thevrverdict]

[imapiranhafromtheamazon]

Her shoes though.

[imapiranhafromtheamazon]

I'm just so frustrated. Words can't even explain how I feel right now. I just want to curl up in a ball and cry until my body can't anymore.

[brunos-mars]

[dawnrie-face]

[babblingbrookanimations]

dont give children’s coloring books to college students

[weddinginspirasi]

Watters Brides Wedding Dress Spring 2014 Bridal Collection

[lifemadesimple]

Travel: Walking on Ice

Avoid slipping by walking like a penguin.

Fact: About 60 people die each year in the US as a result of slipping on ice. This is about as many that will die from a tornado.

[alwaysatrombonist]

Reblogging for people who are having cold weather they’re not used to! Please stay safe <3

[dandelionofthanatos]

THIS DOES WORK.

Trust the Canadian who walks like this from December to March. It may look mildly goofy, but in winter everybody already does (bobble hats with hockey team logos on!), and it’s really nice to not have to worry so much about falling on your arse.

[elijahfeathers-deactivated20190]

As someone who was born in Minnesota and has wintered there a few times in my adult life: This is the walk you want.

[mylittlespambox]

I can definitely attest to this.

[blackmarketmallets-deactivated2]

To sum this up for band kids, think marching posture. This also works when you’re on a boat. :)

[postshrub]

if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

[littlesissster-deactivated20190]

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

[postshrub]

catastrophically loud 

[pax-et-triumphus]

Regardless of whether you watch Scandal or not, everyone needs to watch this and see Lisa Kudrow fucking nail her scene exploiting misogyny and sexism.

[themaidofdishonor]

I’m pretty sure that just changed my life.

[penroseparticle]

fucking annihilated

[into-the-weeds]

Don’t interrupt me when I’m speaking.

[platonicalsenpai-blog]

She be slaying

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[composercats]

Leonard Bernstein.

[humortrain]

[sparklegenocide]

Oh you

[herbshuttle]

biggest fuck you ever 

[toxic-ponies]

banksy is art

[blue-bug]

My sister told me that one of the bassoonists in her highschool wind ensemble plays Pomp and Circumstance very quietly whenever he’s lost in the middle of piece.

And the conductor has never caught him doing this.

[mxs-deactivated20190805]

smile and clap along

have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands

beat-box

scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance

sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you

go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear

start a mosh pit

striptease

[geeneelee]

improvise an interpretative dance

sing along in a complete monotone

do the macarena

cry

[oatmilkmocha]

I feel this will genuinely save someone

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

[troyethesexynugget-deactivated2]

I’m hoping a straight person who does these finds this

[irishbitz]

So much gorgeous.

[nemutakaramoved-blog]

SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO KROGER TO GET KETCHUP BEFORE MY MCNUGGETS GET COLD

AND AS I STAND AT THE SELF CHECK OUT WITH ONLY A JUMBO BOTTLE OF HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP EVERYONE STARTS FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME LIKE WHAT THE HELL

THEN I REMEMBER IM WEARING THIS SHIRT

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

[spookydinoz-deactivated20180524]

In heinzsight you should have checked what you were wearing.

[no-gold-can-stay-deactivated201]

My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress.

Laverne Cox, speaking at the University of Kentucky  (via krispymeme)