I'm a Smart Button

[icannotbelieve]

[cyypress]

whoops my hand slipped

[beeishappy]

This is how you trailer.

[jaeger-kisaragi]

Scott: No, I’m Ant-Man. I know, wasn’t my idea.

[i-mumble-loudly]

[lotad]

[kasukasukasumisty]

[cute-overload]

[silly-daddy]

oh wrinkle-butt u so adorbs

[jackwynandmoved-deactivated2017]

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out

[swaginageorge]

seeing a hot guy walk by like

[atlasnerd]

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

[mahlarchuck]

It would be a mistake not to

[cheesychillfries-deactivated201]

“Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass”

[methhomework]

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

[dulcez]

Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989)

[photoshopsbitch-blog]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If “womb” is pronounced “woom” and “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced “boom”?

[death-limes]

is

is that a pun

[savannahkills]

This is possibly the best Parks and Recreation blooper

[nightkrowe]

I love how there’s absolutely zero background music. People are just dancing to nothing. I love extras.

[fake]

My boyfriend started a club where he would go to the library and help older people with their phones and tablets and the most baffling story he told me was that an old woman came in who didn’t know that charging phones was a thing so everytime her phone died she would just throw it out and buy a new one

[stunningpicture]