Why are you gay
Factory mistake. As we all know, being straight is the default setting but they accidentally shipped me off with the Gay Genome
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#extradirty
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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if i look back, i am lost
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we're not kids anymore.

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Why are you gay
Factory mistake. As we all know, being straight is the default setting but they accidentally shipped me off with the Gay Genome
grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it
Alright if you say so *starts punching myself in the gut*
someone explain having a praise kink and simultaneously being really uncomfortable with attention.
there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow
I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years
and you still have tomorrow to try again
ok no but this is so real tho, I know many people who found their identity and name through playing a D&D character with that identity/name
"u attract what u fear" AAAAAAAAH financial stability and rough sex
Oh no, massive tgirl cock, the terror
if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.
“Meowseclick” is a pun and portmanteau of meow and mouse click.
some of the things that are recommened for vaginoplasty are so funny like. there's a four week period where i'm "encouraged to sensually explore the area" but "not allowed to climax" like okay doctor-mandated edging. if you say so lmao
once everything settles i'm encouraged to "share vaginal microbiome with someone who already has one set up" like. scissoring? are you talking about scissoring? fuckin. doctor-prescribed lesbian sex.
also important information, thank you @cyprozombiegirl <3
Get you a job where you can completely ramble for 35 minutes about a completely improved dragon war that never happened and make deep lore about dragons on whim.
they should make a gender affirming surgery that gives girls cool new posable joints in their elbows, knees, shoulders, etc.
genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post
If you like and reblog my posts, just know that I’m blushing and actually you’re pretty; no you’re pretty.
Nuh uh
i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often
kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3
you'll say something as simple as "no child deserves to be hit" and people will crawl out of the woodwork to explain why they should be allowed to beat a 6 year old for spilling some water
you'll say "i think it's weird that adults literally have control over when children are allowed to use the bathroom" and up pops a teacher to say that when they're not shouting at the kids they teach, they're trying to stop them from hiding in the bathrooms
you'll say "i think children shouldn't be forced to eat food they hate" and here comes someone who feeds their kids plain rice and boiled chicken (while eating a nicely seasoned stirfry) claiming that it's okay actually and kids shouldn't be allowed to taste things
you'll say "i think kids should have bodily autonomy" and in comes someone who pierced their babies ears before it was even 24 hours old, frothing at the mouth because their kid wanted a haircut and thats somehow an insult
children are an oppressed class and everyone should be looking back at their own childhoods and making sure they don't ever make a child feel the same way they felt.
i sent u my circuits plz respond
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