[teeny-tiny-taurus]

[lesstalkmoreillustration]

Handcrafted Silver Wolf Ring By GeshaR On Etsy

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[theonion]

For more exemplary journalism, visit theonion.com.

[havencraft-deactivated20200917]

The kind of witchery I can get behind. 

[ineedtoart-backup]

Day 28 of inktober! “What if Jack Skellington went down one of the other holiday doors instead??”

@thatsthat24

[thatsthat24]

Ok but that’s a reallllly cool take!!

[toodrunktofindaurl]

The “rules” can be different for every poly/non-monogamous people and their relationships, but some things are universal:

cheating is horrible and has nothing to do w/ polyamory

honesty and communication are KEY 

we often have too much affection to give rather than not enough tbh

who tf has time for orgies everyday?? it’d be so tiring??? also some poly ppl are ace so??? yeah

[bpdzoldyck-deactivated20181014]

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[iwishiwascreative]

Guys my cat is so polite

[yeahishipitbitch]

Fun fact: My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.

[pettyrevenge]

Old People Restaurant Scam. You know the scam. Whine about perfectly good food to get some sort of comp.

In their old age, my parents befriended another older couple who would pull this stunt everywhere they went. After my mother told me a few stories about how their new friends had shown them how to get discounted or free meals, I felt like I was suddenly the responsible adult, concerned about the bad influence these people were on my parents.

While visiting my parents with my girlfriend, this other couple attended dinner with us. As I expected, the food was brought to the table and they immediately began dramatically complaining to one another about the quality/taste/temperature/etc. They were making a scene in order to attract the attention of the waitress. When our waitress returned to ask how we were doing, the miserable old bastard who played the lead role in their act took a deep breathe, struck a dramatic pose (with his hand raised to begin gesticulating for emphasis) and bega–I leaned forward and cut him off before he could finish the first word: “Everything is absolutely fantastic. It’s all great! Thank you very much!” She smiled, and began her obligatory “Great, well if you need any–” when he made a second attempt. “We come here all the time an–”. I didn’t acknowledge that he was speaking at all, repeated that all was just as we ordered and thank her again.

He was stunned and thrown off from his routine by my interruption. During this pause the waitress walked away (It seemed clear that she knew what they were trying to accomplish). He turned bright red. I turned to my girlfriend and, smiling and without lowering my voice, stated how pitiful it is that some people could be dishonest, deceitful and put at risk the livelihood of a cook, server or hostess for a pathetic discount or a free early-bird special. My passive-aggressive reverse-parenting broke my parents of the habit in short time.

[flaminganakin-deactivated201812]

And baby boomers talk shit about Millennials being entitled

[ohpierre]

As a Jimmy Johns employee for three years, the largest demographic that scams us for sandwiches are older than 40.

[demonius-darkblade]

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

[degenerarchy]

well moose are still prey animals so

[demonius-darkblade]

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

[gerbildine]

Would you rather they be predators

[demonius-darkblade]

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries

[captenki]

That just made me think of something. If you have multiple personalities and they all wanted to be buried in seperate cemeteries wyd??? Would the body be split up or would ppl go against their wishes and bury them in one cemetery???

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

thats not why I’m doing this but thats an interesting question too

[respectable-loonitic]

W h y   a r e    y o u    d o i n g   t h i s   t h e n?

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

[anilag]

[nevaehtyler]

🗣🗣 THIS is why representation matters

[gaybaeee]

the glasses 😍

[jourjean]

black girls are born to slay 

[memeingfulday]

Aww

[the3rdsoimtre]

Pet Peeves: Men Who Are Uncomfortable With Their Sexuality

[lifeisaboutnewbeginnings-deacti]

😂😂😂😂

[asian]

How did she do that with her eyes that’s fucking neat

[distinguishedbaloney]