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i hate myself but you should love me

[meladoodle]

I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much

[vaporize-employers]

if you’ve never been to the united states i hope this helps you understand how absolutely fucking brainwashed the majority of this country is

[pissvortex]

america has a functioning democracy where one party tries to kill you and the only other party just campaigns around the fact that they aren’t the party that tries to kill you

[fuzzynecromancer]

That was a staggeringly concise and bleakly accurate assessment of US politics, pissvortex.

[bob-belcher]

[knitmeapony]

Mark Hamill goodnaturedly patting Chadwick Boseman on the shoulder to celebrate his success is one of the most blessed images I’ve ever seen.

[fuocogo]

This is the Money Chadwick. Reblog In 47 minutes to get 48 million dollars.

[theselfcarelifestyle]

At a certain point you have to say ‘no’. Don’t keep compromising beyond your limits.

[udonthreens]

goblin hour is every hour when your are. a goblin

[sangura]

someone: what’s wrong?

me, torn between the need to overshare and the fear of people Knowing about me: um

[timbllr]

via weheartit

[neckkiss]

via weheartit

[bitchycode]

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[nerdsandthebees-deactivated2021]

this has been a psa

[technicolorsunrise]

“Very private people have mastered the art of telling you little about themselves but doing it in such a way you think you know a lot.”

— Unknown (via ohteenscanrelate)

[coffeecutsandcigarettes]

one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them

[unshrink]

its so hard for me to calculate anything in inches without thinking about dick

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[caragh]

I can’t believe that this post clocked me.

I never would’ve remembered biting down into the seam of these things, often splitting them into two near-perfect halves. The texture was bad, the taste was bad, and yet…I chomped.

Never would’ve remembered without this post. The internet truly does make you feel less alone. 

[thechosenjuan]

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

[lion-prince-deactivated20160427]

me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that

me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??