F A keuh lOBe

rlly into sexual innuendo, shitposting bts srry😔, Joelnee, jleoen, Toebean, or preferably Joelene. uses the 😔✊ emojis too often. Was Wholesomejungkookie

[bangtanshizzle]

[imfeelingjustfinefinefine]

But y’all what did he rlly send

[lilmamabeyellin]

[liquidlimits-deactivated2019032]

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

[razxion]

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

[dailypattondoodles]

^^^^

[yoyolovesdaiki]

He smiled at me so I smiled back! Thanks Buddha. 😁😀☺

[imfeelingjustfinefinefine]

Okay all superstitions aside that’s rlly fucking cute

[imfeelingjustfinefinefine]

[dyororong]

he’s going to graduate soon!

[imfeelingjustfinefinefine]

Everyone give this attention before I throw hands

[imfeelingjustfinefinefine]

My sister: I swear there’s nothing Jungkook can’t do.

Me: yes there is. He can’t ever meet me.

Jungkook, smashing open my door and panting: fucking bet.

[imfeelingjustfinefinefine]

Bring this back

[shakchunni]

GFJKH u know that video of this white boy hes like dancing (?? or smth) n he snaps his legs apart and his pants rip and his dick is flops OUT thats going to happen to hoseok

[shakchunni]

the video for those concerned dick warning 

[flopgf]

one note = one braincell for jungkook

[imfeelingjustfinefinefine]

He'll always just have one sorry guys

[lobstersonskateboards]

never will I ever forget the time my friend told me about goddamn. mormon bubble porn

[lobstersonskateboards]

@glubablub @queenofthesafetypins

ok so

there’s a rule in mormonism that you Absolutely Cannot see a woman naked. however, since we as a species usually LOVE to jack off, people found a way around it.

basically what they do is take pictures of beautiful bikini women or whatever, and cover the bits that would be deemed unseeable, and creating bubbles around certain parts like the stomach and neck, to give off the illusion that they’re naked.

that way they can jack off freely without guilt. it is generally effective, but since it’s so obscure it looks like some kind of odd fetish.

In conclusion, anybody with a sex drive, no matter the religion, will absolutely try their hardest to jack off, even if it means really fuckin strange loopholes. thank u for ur time.

[manicpixiedreamnigga]

I love the implication here that God is an all seeing, all knowing being and you’re just gonna like… pull a fast one on him

[hungwy]

Astrology posts are great and all but the real truth is hidden in fortune cookies

[mousenemy]

Fortune cookie says my pussy is tight

[joonielovedaily]

so i’m standing there, loving and appreciating namjoon with my whole heart,

[demonseok-deactivated20181129]

i want to go on a museum date w namjoon

[versacejin]

don't risk it

if you don’t reblog in 500 seconds you will never be able to meet your fave band/artist

[jiggook-blog-deactivated2021072]

can’t risk this

[titaniagigante-deactivated20210]

Jeonghan no

[17-scenarios]

seungkwan im coming for you buddy

[fy17trash]

Can’t risk this sorry

[hoshi-u-love-me]

Doing this for hoshi

[busangguk]

SUGA IM COMING

[btslovestrong]

Kookieeee <3

[kpop-anabell]

FML.. IT SHOWED UP AGAIN! I JUST CAN’T RISK THIS! I HAVE TO REBLOG AGAIN! I’M SORRY!

[we-hate-bts]

HOBI, CHANYEOL, JACKSON, KAI, TAE, RAP MONEY, BEENZINO, ZION T., CRUSH, GIRIBOY, YUGYEOM, JAEBUM, WOOZI, MINGYU, N, JONGHYUN, ONEW, ZELO,….

[btssmutandfluff]

Yoongi, Namjoon, Chanyeol, and Kai. I’m coming babies.

[sing-me-a-day6-song]

UGH I’M DOING THIS FOR ALL OF BTS

[peachyyyoungjae-deactivated2018]

Lol CANT RISK IT

[chokemejimin]

[writeiolite]

ok I met BIGBANG after reblogging this so you all better reblog

[seventeensmutyeah]

AHHHH

[lonelycoolllama]

I must see them no matter who

[obviouslynotkpoptrash-blog]

I don’t care who tbh, I just need to meet at least one kpop idol in my life

[namkook-deactivated20210315]

I’m not risking it tho

[jeolmeunday]

It took me almost 500 seconds to read through all these though…

[holychimchim]

[ikykyuno]

If I don’t reblog I might fuck up even the tiniest chances of meet Chanyeol let alone marry him

[peachyeollie]

DaMn xD

[astro-child]

[i-ate-an-sandwich]

ALL OF BTS AND GOT7

[nctmoans]

BRIAN KANG PLEASE

[temptacioun]

wait for me hobi

[lostboytae]

Not risking 🙃 I wanna meet this boi

[bby-yoongs-deactivated20200429]

I NEED MY BOY

[imfeelingjustfinefinefine]

I believe in karma I'm srry😔

[sceneryfilm]

bon voyage is just the boys getting lost, losing things, and them crying about how much they love each other

[abigailannsblog-deactivated2021]

Calypso: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Leo on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

[8oo-deactivated20160414]

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

[mothermilhouse]

right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp 

and not only are these things totally badass and stylish

they have 16 colour cones in their vision

us humans only have 3

these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can

literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist

do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS

[ayeyuu]

not only that but they can punch a hole in an aquarium tank.

that’s pretty fucking radical.

[epsilon110]

not only punching through aquarium walls too

these little demon-spawn can punch so hard and so fast that

IT BREAKS WATER PHYSICS

their punches cause water to boil and create a bubble underwater, which kills its prey if it has contact with it, cooking them from the outside

BUT IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO MAKE CONTACT

the collapsing bubble sends out a shockwave strong enough to kill anything in a 10 cm diameter due to pure pressure 

this fabulous sob is death incarnate and don’t forget that   

[deleted01110011]

Even better - the inside of that little bubble before it collapses is over 400 million degrees Kelvin, hotter than the surface of the Sun.

[neongrump]

One Punch Shrimp

[jasoncanty01]

ONE PAAAAAANCHE!  

[sonicthehammons]

This straight up sounds like a Pokedex entry

[antifamutant]

Yeah what the fuck.

[lestual-archive-deactivated2019]

ball is life.

[lestual-archive-deactivated2019]

and by ball i mean eggs and eggs i mean women and women are indeed life.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[elodieunderglass]

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

[chatdomestique]

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote