[imfmaous]

where are my pants

[imfmaous]

i take a nap and what do i wake up to heathens

[imfmaous]

does it please you satan incarnate

[imfmaous]

rose do you enjoy seeing me struggle so

[imfmaous]

rose is only liking my posts and refuses to acknowledge me when i make posts about her

[imfmaous]

did i just make a holiday centered around myself and my alternates

[bw6]

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

[bw6]

[imfmaous]

the after valentines day massacre where all the daves buy all the chocolate because were too cheap and ironic to buy it the day of

[fasterfood]

imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine

[imfmaous]

it was funnier without your input tbh

[taskforcebeachblob-blog]

did i ask u 38?

[imfmaous]

:^Y

[imfmaous]

valentines day consists of me eating chocolate at my place alone because im a fat lady

[imfmaous]

can it be it is the meenah

[taskforcebeachblob-blog]

[imfmaous]

damn girl you let yourself go

[taskforcebeachblob-blog]

it didnt show my reply wtf

i said ‘ur last words’

[imfmaous]

it was funnier without your input tbh

[imfmaous]

the crow caws at midnight

[imfmaous]

touch my butt and buy me toca blel

[imfmaous]

rose where is my rose have you seen her shes wearing a if lost bring to dave strider shirt

[imfmaous]

can it be it is the meenah

[taskforcebeachblob-blog]

[imfmaous]

damn girl you let yourself go

[imfmaous]

can it be it is the meenah