Me: itās not even that serious.
Inner me: have a breakdown
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@imgoingslightlymaaad
Me: itās not even that serious.
Inner me: have a breakdown
āOne should never underestimate the power of books.ā
ā Paul Auster, The Brooklyn Follies
im in this photo and i dont like it
Me, after using every unhealthy coping mechanism I have ever had within the past 24 hours:
me?????? an explosive temper???????? yeah leave me aloneĀ
i really donāt want to do any of this⦠i want to move into a cabin in the forest and chop wood and make soup like thatās it honestly
things about the harry potter movies that bother the fans
movie hermione having all of ronās good traits
movie ginny showing less emotion than a brick
harry casting the lumos spell in privet drive
peeves not being in any of the movies
hermioneās dress in goblet of fire being pink and not blue like in the book
āācalmlyāā
i love how everyone just knows whatĀ ācalmlyā means
do not put ur life on hold because of how u feel about ur body. donāt postpone trips or cute clothes because u want to wait until u are thin. life is happening right now. u r beautiful right now.
If I was ever slated to meet Donald Trump, Iād stuff my pockets with those little hand sanitizer bottles. Every time heād shake my hand, Iād immediately take one out and squirt the whole bottle. Make a whole spectacle of it, sanitizing my entire right arm. But only after shaking his hand; Iād also be sure to shake the hands of as many other people as possible, but never even think about hand sanitizer until SCROTUS is reaching towards me. Hell, maybe as weāre going in for the shake Iād already have my left hand in my pocket, very dramatically digging for a hand sanitizer so I could be cleaned the moment our hands part. Can you imagine the fucking headlines? The drama? Iād be the target of Turnipās angry tweets for months. His lapdogs nazis voters would be outraged, screaming obsenities for DARING to attempt voodoo on their god bc they donāt understand cleanliness or germ theory. It would be awesome. Iād be an international hero for washing my hands.
I woke up from a dream last night, posted this, then immediately fell back asleep. Iām glad to see it was coherent and well-received. :)
Iām sad & i want material items so i can be cured for 5 minutesĀ