Feel free to call me Cyd! I'm a writer and professional overthinker. I'm bi/aroace and genderfluid, so any pronouns work.
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Content: NSFT, tentacles, at home tentacle kit, experiment gone sɛxuæl, teratophilia, Omori saves the day, bottoms!Kanoh/Takayama, top!Omori, science is fun, anªl, beefy boys, teasing, and mindless tentacle fun.
Kanoh x Takayama
Step 1: pour the eggs into warm water.
Step 2: allow them to soak for 24 hours.
Step 3: have fun with your new tentacle toy!
❗Caution: do not soak for more than 24 hours. ❗
"Simple instructions," Kanoh sighed, "and a stupid man trying to play chemist."
Taka growled in annoyance. They had used the bathtub to soak the eggs in Taka's apartment. It regulated temperature easier than anything else in the flat, but was also forgotten as soon as the shower curtain was closed. When it came time to check on the eggs, they had disappeared in a trail of water leading out of the tub and into the hallway.
For two hours, the two crows searched the flat from top to bottom for the slimy creature, but no matter where they looked, it was still nowhere to be found. The box instructions said it had no fishy smell and that the tentacles were a mystery color, so neither fighter knew where its camouflage would keep it safest.
"What exactly is this thing?" Kanoh inquired.
"It's called a "Tentacle Roommate" for lonely tenants. You grow it in water like Orbeez and when you're horny, it comes out to play."
The Fang's brow bones attempted to furrow, but failed.
"Is it sentient?"
"Mildly. It picks up on hormones from its host when they're hot," Taka explained. "Maybe it senses our distress and doesn't like it."
Kanoh paused, taking in the information as it was presented. "Then perhaps it will come out of we get started without Omori."
Taka's expression went stern, eyes sparkling with intrigue and slight worry. What would happen if the two of them fucked around without Omori's command? Punishment wouldn't be too far behind and he was merciless when his rules were broken.
"Fine, but it's your fault if we get caught."
Kanoh nodded and began stripping. "Bedroom."
~*~
It hadn't been ten minutes into their foreplay when the bizarre sound of plip plap plip plap began slapping against the kitchen floor. Lying in a tangle of limbs, both crows peered towards the door to find a slew of plump, pink tentacles wriggling into the room. At first, they prepared to fight back against the creature; that is, until a slew of strong, slimy arms wrapped themselves around the men's limbs.
Kanoh had his wrists held tightly behind his back while Takayama's were thrown over his head. The two stared at each other, trapped in ocean bondage that left sucker bruises along their bodies. Regardless of how much they struggled for release, the tentacles refused to shift their position. Kanoh and Taka stared at one another, faces unreadable as they tried to break free to no avail.
It was only when two tendrils began teasing their holes did the reality of the situation set in.
Ssllurrpp! Kanoh groaned at the meaty stretch brought on by the thick tentacle. Suction cups latched onto the fighters' puffy nipples, suckling them and playing roughly with their fat tits. Takayama's hips began to buck into the tendril skewering his tight hole as it slowly pumped between his cheeks.
"Taka," Kanoh grunted against the man's sternum. "I know you hate to hear it, but you're very pretty."
"Shut up..." Taka blushed. "D-Don't call me that..."
A smaller set of tentacles found their way between the crows' massive torsos where two thick cocks were wet and begging for attention. bright red and whimpering, the tentacles were drawn to their desperation. A united cry of pleasure rattled the air as thousand of suction cups wrapped tightly around their cocks, conjoining them with a double tendril sliding into their urethras.
"Fang..." Takayama hiccupped.
"What is it?" Kanoh groaned. "What do you need?"
Taka didn't want to say it, but the overwhelming ecstasy was too much to bear and he needed this release.
"K-Kiss me," he whimpered.
Kanoh didn't hesitate to devour Takayama's mouth. Muffled moans mingled between salivated tongues as the tentacles pumped their bodies harder, bringing beads of precum bubbling from their cocks. Kanoh ground his hips into Taka's pelvis, completely lost in his own ecstasy.
"I'm gonna cum, Ag," Taka hiccupped.
"You had better not," came an additional voice.
There, standing in the doorway, was Omori, looking smug and entirely entertained. He was in a pair of loose sweats and shirtless with his glossy tits and his collection of thick abdominal muscles. Tentacles were suckling parts of his exposed toros, teasing him with suction spots, but even they knew who was in charge.
"If you cum, I'll ask your roommate to leave us alone," Omori threatened. "And it seems to listen to me better than either of you."
Kanoh growled in defeat, burying his face between Taka's plump breasts to ease his sexual frustrations. Omori found himself sitting comfortably in the corner chair typically used for holding laundry after a rough day. Fuck, he looked good. Like a sex god watching his loyal subjects put on a show.
"I'm sure your roommate's gonna love having visitors over, don't you think, boys?" Omori asked whilst lighting a cigar.
The two fucked out men simply groaned. It was going to be a long night.
while drawing i was thinking abt how he would look without the tie and looking at it, it lowk looks like a jellyfish cut - pretty weird but he rocks it so 💪
Sorry if I'm taking a while on my content production. I've had a flare that's lasted me 4 days without reprieve and I'm having a hard time finding a doctor without insurance.
Back to using my cane and writing a few sentences to a paragraph a day. Brain fog is killing me. Hope you guys are having a great summer and I mean that with love, not because I'm bitter. I know it'll get better eventually.
I took down all Harry Potter shit on my blog. This pissed me off, just like everything else she's ever done against the lgbt+ community. I realize I did a bingo card for Ravenclaw off Pinterest, but I immediately took it down. Idc if it's fan-made, I'm not in support of anything this cunt has to offer anymore. It took this specific pride month for me to get this annoyed.
So, if you're someone who actively supports her by watching her films, reading her books, or buying her merchandise, I'd like you to leave my blog. You can't advocate for the lgbt+ community and financially support someone like JKR.
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.
Moving hurts, everything is heavy, and I want nothing more than to sleep. Eating pain killers like candy but nothing helps. I'm not depressed, I'm getting used to thr pain slowly, but it's worrying me. I have no idea what it is.