Tomahawk!

Rants, moments in life, and other things(mostly other things my life is boring). I try to write, I try to draw, and RP. I'm a professional procrastinator. Pretty sure everything I do is done in a shitty way.

[theinturnetexplorer]

“ Mom sat next to this guy at the deli and overheard him talking about some “$100 million dollar deal” and took this awkward photo. She texted me it and said any idea who this is?”

apparently Stan Lee makes cameos in people’s lunch outings now.

[nnnuuulll2222222-deactivated201]

I bet he approves

[newt-thotler-deactivated2019102]

when you find a really good alternative universe fanfiction

[lesbianwarfare-deactivated20190]

bad habits: visiting this fucking website every day 

[zhinico]

caprisun is literally the COOLEST thing you could possibly ever consume if you ever go to a party and ppl are pressuring you to drink or s/t just whip out a caprisun and be like “naw…i got my caprisun pouch” and theyll be like “dam…theyve got their caprisun pouch”

[emengel]

[0928soubi]

Oh MY GLOOOOOOOB

[amphata]

SOMEONE EXPLAINED IT

[angelwithasquirtgun]

I tried to convince my mom that I hadn’t stayed up all night but then she told me that she heard me clapping along to the friends theme song every twenty minutes

[giantspacefetus]

[robotindisguise]

[merlinstilinski]

[pug-of-tea-blog]

the night bloggers have arrived….but this time with a point.

[miisdeminas]

This totally goes with the idea I saw on the internet that bacteria/viruses are the Earth’s immune system, attacking us- the foreign objects.

[lexlifts]

[pray4salvation]

oh shit

[didney-worl-no-uta]

Well THIS could work as an interesting sci-fi novel

[hanana]

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

[hanana]

by walking

[hanana]

jk rowling

[zonecassette]

[stopwhitepeopleforever]

THOTIMUS PRIME OMFG KILL ME 😂😂😂

To Suck

To Serve

To Swallow

I am Thotimus Prime

[slightmood]

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

[jonesswan]

Something is special because you’re a part of it

[tomhordy]

How did we get here? Why? How are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do?

[characterlimit]

I’m completely picturing this as the two of them noticing and reacting to each other on the street

[bluescluesgifs]

[killuhsessa]

Greatest artist to live

[really3d]

Game Evolution

[thecooltrashcat]

Wait a minute…

[forsakenlouie]

[sniffling]

the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy

[rihannacoveredinblood-deactivat]

The Divorce Culture: how an entire generation couldn’t keep it together, and forgot how to not project their insecurities onto children.

[princeprimrose-deactivated20221]

A generation filled with people who screamed PEACE LOVE WHATEVER and literally spent the entire time doing whatever they wanted and now punish this generation for “doing the same” even though we’ve been pushed to mature 100x faster than they were.

An entire generation of snotty people who I can’t wait to see all die off.

[raygunssodomyandtheclash-deacti]

A generation who went to college for free and then spent their early adulthoods voting for Ronald Reagan and dismantling the New Deal welfare state.   A generation that was given everything, and has spent the past 35 years making sure that no one after them will have anything.

[trianglesarentreal-deactivated2]

A generation that was given everything, and has spent the past 35 years making sure that no one after them will have anything.