Advanced OKCupid Questions
Would knowing your partner’s last name gross you out?
After the first time, how many more times would you say “Love me” on a first date?
Do you sometimes stare in a mirror and imagine yourself morphing into your crush like Animorphs?
Would you be willing to sync your menstrual cycle to match the day of the month that is your partner’s birthday?
Would you be willing to continuously orbit your hand around your partner’s when walking down the street?
If asked, would you allow your partner to come into the bathroom and wipe your ass regularly (non-sexual)?
Do you consider doing a “mirror dance” (palms touching each other, mimicking the other’s movements) a form of infidelity?
How many previous relationships of yours have ended due to fanfiction-related reasons?
Would you be comfortable having a partner live in another state and never having spoken with them and not telling anyone they’re your partner and never having met them?
Can urinating on a picture of Christ be a romantic activity?
Would you be willing to have your partner wear a mask most of the time so that anytime you run into them you can slowly take the mask off and caress their face and whisper “There you are…”?
Would you be willing to wear a dog/cat costume in order to fool a strict landlord when visiting your partner’s apartment?
