Old Man Enjoyer

a slut for three men and three men only (Hank Anderson, Gale Dekarios, and Alistair Theirin)

[zookie-art]

I genuinely can't stop thinking about these two. Help

(Prints in bio if anyone wants!)

[bisexualfiction]

went through the effort of making this gif just to remind everyone of rocky scooting closer to grace on the beach

[ID: A gif from Project Hail Mary of Grace and Rocky sitting together on the biodome's shoreline. Rocky folds his limbs in to "sit" beside Grace, and after a few moments readjusts to tuck himself closer to Grace's side. End ID]

[atomikats]

upgrading from the ball

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[emptyingthespiral]

friendly reminder

grace is the same man who wrote a paper and called a section ‘why the Goldilocks zone is for idiots’ (AND HE WAS FUCKING RIGHT) and called someone, a very high remarked scholar in the science field, a ‘staggering waste of carbon’… and also wanted to give stratt a piece of his mind for shipping him off to space

plus he literally threw shit during the astrophage experiments and when he found out abt the taumoeba leak

also more for book people, Dr. Lokken, their first interaction… was just them bitching abt possible evolution or astrophage and whether or not its possible that it could be connect to earth. :)))

anyways. Yes, grace can be a sopping wet cat. But he was also in academia which means you gotta stand by what you believe is right. And then he got shunned from it and became a school teacher who dealt with rowdy kids, kids who start fucking puberty (that shit is scary and an emotional ride), and then he was the second in command of the petrova task force.

also, book banter between stratt and grace is fun

[lokihiddleston]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

[obriy]

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[littlemut]

oh for sure

[ghstwht]

I love how NASA loves PHM...

[hayleywilliamsfan84]

i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK

grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?

[t00thpasteface]

patron request for RAYQUAZA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[ask-any-pokemon]

THOSE DAMN KIDS KEEP FIGHTING WHILE I'M TRYING TO NAP

[beaft]

google help me

[beaft]

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

[beaft]

random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

[beaft]

this too is a kingism

[beaft]

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:

[beaft]

i'm starting a collection

[mikkeneko]

[ralfmaximus]

Adding ROOTY TOOT TOOT to my bedroom talk repertoire

[silverselunite]

"Baldur's Gate 3 is old news now lol that was three years ago"

Would you believe my favourite game of all time that I still regularly play is from 2009

[silverselunite]

Seriously though, the way some people treat liking media as if it has an expiration date is so weird to me. And three years is still so recent in the grand scheme of things anyway, actually!

[birdbyrne]

ryland grace is like the most interesting guy ever to me

like hes so so kind but also so so far up his own ass. he picks fights. he talks over people and doesnt like being interrupted. he likes making others laugh. he likes kids. he simultaneously takes things too seriously and doesnt take them seriously enough. he'll yell and throw shit but tuck his tail between his legs and run the second his ego is threatened. he only sleeps when he starts getting stupid from sleep depravation. his fear of intimacy makes him easily annoyed with other people, but it also makes him not want to worry anyone. he doesnt swear but only out of habit. he's scared of most things but was adventerous in college. he is a coward and also the hero