imjustgoose

she/her - 24 - Nice of you to stop by!

[imjustgoose]

Welcome to all viewers over the age of 18, have a seat!!

Click or tap below to read this fine bulletin post!

So lovely to meet you, call me Goose!

This little post will be pinned to my page as a greeting, a bulletin board and a navigation site, sorta like a zoo or mall map, so relax and feel the atmosphere of the gif above as you read.

As I am an adult who says adult things, please refrain from interacting with my blog unless you are 18 and older <3

In this year, 2025, I am writing my creative thesis for my Honours in creative writing. If you wish to see updates on this, find them in #GooseWritesHerThesis

A lot of this will be based around my character, who turns nine earth years old this year, Canar. Find posts and art of him in #AicanaroFjallraven

I am currently reading Fourth Wing and I fucking hate it! To see me being angry at the interesting works of Rebecca Yarros, look for #GooseVSThatOneDragonSeries

Sometimes I will post fanfiction! I write plenty of it but I don't post enough of it to give it seperate tags. Have a drink and do some reading over in #GooseAndHerLittleFics

Enjoy your stay, you are always welcome here!

Otherwise, stick around for my occasional drawing, general stupidity, There Will Be Blood glazing and heated discussions around whatever I feel like. This blog is inconsistently updated and I am currently refining it so my posts are more organised. My asks are open and I really enjoy answering things, so chuck me a message!

I will also update this post as I see fit, so check back periodically if you are curious ~(-.-)~

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Also completely unrelated to my last post but these are so ugly and I want them but Australia likes to laugh and charge over $20 for shipping. How am I meant to live my stupid stereotypical woman life with my birthday around the corner and these assholes being too expensive and too embarrassing to ask for?

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Sigh, as an old fan I really enjoyed the DMC Netflix series.

⬇️ Rant below the cut ⬇️

I don't understand how people hate AU shows but love AU fanfics. To me, I thought it was an interesting reboot with an interesting take on all of the characters. It's an AU, people will be different.

Nobody will be satisfied with a direct adaptation because there will ALWAYS be something missed. The live action HTTYD is why I don't care for 1-1 remakes, since rehashing the story doesn't mean it'll hit as good as it did when you were younger.

I've been a fan of DMC for years... almost 20 years, actually! I hate seeing fans of different DMC media being accused of fakeness. The DMC fanbase has a HUGE gatekeeping problem and I don't like it at all. So, as a fan of many years, I liked the Netflix anime and found it very enjoyable to watch, even if the characters acted differently.

I'm also not at all opposed to people disliking the show if they truly don't care for it, just don't make the fans feel bad for it! That's my main gripe and I don't want anyone to feel like they HAVE to enjoy something to be a fan or not. Who cares?

Though I might have something negative to say about the disturbing amount of clothes for Dante but I'm also currently playing through DMC3 so that's a me-problem. Free his boobs!

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I have a random movie rant...

I really liked watching Bathrooms....I mean Backrooms in the theatre. Lots of fun things in that film and it felt like my brain was getting a nice massage.

Now I gotta watch Obsession, which I know will piss me off. I have no doubt that it's a good movie with a good plot but Bear already pisses me off and I basically know everything about the plot already. I managed to convince my partner that Bear is basically an incel (since I love analysing incel characters I've become very good at understanding them) so that's a fun trope that I think I'll enjoy. Sigh.....incel characters are some of my favourites but Bear looks like Charlie Kirk.

But part of my interest in Obsession is that it made my partner have weird doubts that we have since smoothed over. My poor mental health has taken a toll on the both of us but my thesis is done and we are both doing much better <3 He's my first long-term partner so we are learning to navigate these good and bad moments. Luckily that's what your 20s is all about! Movies don't affect me as much as him, so I'm keen to see what happens. All I know is that Nikki is valid, I wish only the best for her and I hope that people learn more about incel characters because of this.

And I will point out that it's easy to flanderise incels BUT we must remember that any man can be an incel. Discord basement-dwellers can have partners, the sexy man in your local swimming pool can be an incel. The fella who hates women could be hooking up every weekend and the gentleman could post misogynistic rants on incels.is in his spare time. I feel the need to point this out because it seems that people take the image of an incel and run with it rather than actually understand what it means to be an incel.

I know, "Goose you are too into incels are you attracted to them?" If the Riddler counts then YES! But I also just find incel culture really interesting and I wish to learn more about them. Canar is an incel in my thesis and he is very pretty, but he is given help and the story ends nicely (my supervisor suggested a happy ending. I would grow a cock and stick it in a bullant nest if she wanted me to because I trust her judgement). The amazing response to Backrooms and Obsession makes it clear that incel media is sought after by so many different audiences, which I speculated a few years ago when I was thinking about writing something more original rather than fanfiction. It was a niche at that time, and while I'm sad that I didn't tap into it fast enough, it brings me joy to know that I was RIGHT!!!!

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Of course she comes to me in my time of need in some random Red Cross popup at LaTrobe that I happened to visit because I wanted lunch after my doctor’s appointment. Another Light Fury for meeeeee and I don't mind the fact that she was $8 because omg! Light Fury!

[cherrypikkins]

Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action

gently run a lintroller over them

steam clean

handwash only

machine wash hot, longest cycle

use a power washer

sandblast them

let them stay filthy

other

Voting ended onJun 3

plz reblog for sampo size

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When there's a gala there's celebrities, and Faenil is there too. The tall sparkly mage is certainly a sight to behold... and smell. Luckily Faenil arrived fashionably late, because nobody's brave enough to tell them the smoke is giving everyone a headache - they're too busy lamenting about the "baby mammoth ivory" cigarette holder turning out to be too small!

Drawing this was a bit of a last minute decision, but I really wanted to join the @tes-gala despite everything so I drew Faenil as The Mage. I'm exploring more of a comic-book feel since I've been thinking about the webcomic fic a lot again lately, and I do like this end result... I spent most of my time figuring out the outfit though, Faenil needs to be slaying as always. My subtle idea with the jewelry was that they're wearing soul gem shards.

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I'm aware that Euphoria isn't ideal television and that is only solidified by the fact that they haven't given this FUCKING JOLLY RANCHER enough screentime!

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I drew this early in January as a way to get out of art block AKA gore of my comfort character

Are you a real Miraak fan if you don't want to tear him asunder at times???

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I've been thinking about a sexy scenario with Zaheer from The Legend of Korra but now I feel like chasing him with a hatchet, or even a normal axe.

The scenario isn't even dangerous or bad, it's just him trying to get information out of a lady who says she'll tell him in exchange for sexy favours. I've never been with a bigger fella so the concept fascinates me!

I'm a few days away from ovulation and highly stressed. We will see if Zaheer ever gets an unfinished fanfiction from me!

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Look at this beautifully disgusting behemoth I went to Melton for. She's been terribly spray painted, dusty inside and the house she came from smelled like weed. I only paid $370AUD and I even got a backless controller with it!

So lemme introduce y'all to Cinderblock, the first console I ever paid for 💖

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This is what she looks like now btw. I forgot to show this!

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There's only a small amount of times where I can imagine myself biting the inner thighs of Johnny Joestar before I must start seeking mental help.

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What was y'all's first TES game and how did you obtain it?

Mine is Skyrim

Friends dad bought us our first console (ps3) and one of the games he gave us was Skyrim

Yeah we couldn't get the dlc's. But it still entertained me for years

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A friend of my older brother loaned his copy of Oblivion to him. My brother played it quite a bit but he often liked to leave the game on and go do something else. I saw he was doing something else so I picked up the controller, played around on a white Anvil horse, got shooed away by my brother then tried my own save later. The rest is history!

Although I still have the copy of Oblivion from my brother's now ex-friend. It's platinum edition for the PS3 and it's one of my treasures. I owe it a lot of credit for my interests and creative streak.

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Yippee I'm bringing home my very first preorder video game today!

[ineedmorelube]

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

[mermoose]

but I’m a vegan

[ineedmorelube]

wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

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It deeply upsets me that a horse had to break his back and be killed for some of these ignorant fucks to understand why the racing industry is cruelty for the sake of gambling.

Now if anyone tries to tell me that a horse 'cannot be forced to run' I can tell them to find another argument, because OF COURSE the flight animal will want to run away from the distress. Wounded animals still flee.

I can't believe it took such a brutal death to get people to understand rather than using critical thinking skills. I hate the racing industry.