Holding my laughter in so hard
I'm sorry who the FUCK tagged this as oshacore that is the funniest thing I've seen all day
Laugh all you want, my man is visible in dark environments and unlikely to be struck by oncoming vehicles

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Not today Justin
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Holding my laughter in so hard
I'm sorry who the FUCK tagged this as oshacore that is the funniest thing I've seen all day
Laugh all you want, my man is visible in dark environments and unlikely to be struck by oncoming vehicles
Scarborough Faire by kayscreativecollection
*Beautifully haunting song echoes throughout the dig site*
Construction Worker Who Has no Idea What’s Going On: WTF?
Omg it's raining . To close or to not close the windows, that is the quastion
Well it's all coming in all over the place . But surely this downpour will not last long enough to sodden my furniture
By Talos this cant be happening
req’d by @social-disaster
we are the monsterhugger union afterall!
my little brother created this masterpiece earlier today and i think u guys should look at it.
I just Want this shirt
@sadamericanorca
saw someone share this on their ig stories and i am obsessed
there it is, again
that funny feeling
i can tell i’m sleep deprived bc i just made myself cry about tutankhamun and i have, like, negative interest in the kid
have now made the rest of the discord cry about this little boy who had multi-coloured ducks sewn onto a tunic that he loved so much he wore it to a Very Important Event because he was EIGHT and have you SEEN my DUCKS
sorry no i’m not done i’m gonna make you all cry some more i’m bringing you down with me
there was once a little boy.
he is born disabled. his body hurts, and he can’t walk properly the way the other children do. he doesn’t understand why. he’s a little boy. but he plays with wooden boats and pulls toys on a string.
somebody makes him a tunic. they sew ducks onto it in red and green and yellow and blue. the bright colours of a child.
the little boy is eight years old, and he’s going to be king now. there’s a big ceremony about it. he doesn’t really fully understand what’s going on, because he’s eight, but he wears the tunic with the brightly coloured ducks for the occasion because he loves it. look at his ducks! aren’t they great?
he is a child. the adults around him manipulate and coax him to gain more power for themselves. he still plays with toys.
as a teenager, not yet an adult, he fathers children. they do not survive. he’s not even old enough to have full agency in his job and is still being manipulated, but he had babies and they died.
he does not make it to his twenties. at eighteen or nineteen years old he dies, and is buried. his babies, so tiny, are buried with him.
and so is his tunic with the little ducks that he loved so much he kept it long after it no longer fit.
there was once a little boy.
yeah i think that like. especially with historical figures in your mind people who were kings and queens or important nobles were adults. even if you know how old they were it doesn’t really click. it doesn’t seem real
but then you get something like a little tunic with brightly coloured ducks on it and it hits you like a fucking truck that this really was a little kid and no matter how far removed you are a little kid is still a little kid. their brains didn’t develop any quicker back then. he was just as developed/mature mentally as any 8 year old now. he had cartoonish animals on his clothes and he played with toy boats and probably terrorised the local cat population.
tutankhamun was a child and he didn’t make it to adulthood because he was unfortunate enough to be a very important child
his dad died when he was 8. he saw his own babies die when he was still just a boy himself.
but he had brightly coloured little ducks on his favourite shirt, and he kept it.
and he did not just keep the duckie shirt either
tutankhamun had a little pair of sandals with ducks on them. he had earrings decorated with ducks. he kept those, and other items of childhood clothing. some toys. keepsakes. things he loved, and treasured. he kept them all in a little wooden chest. the chest… was carved with ducks.
and that little duck chest, filled with things he kept from his childhood, was buried with him. maybe he was keeping them for the little babies who did not make it. maybe they just reminded him of good days and fun times.
but he was a little boy who thought ducks were just the best
WITH PLEASURE
(greyscale makes it hard but the duck head is on the right above the toe strap. always takes me a while to find it too)
how funny would it be if instead of a carrd with a dni list someone had a quiz new followers had to take to see if they could interact
can you interact?
Gonna have a heck of a time overcoming the Pavlovian rage response to seeing a fully exposed human face
Bruh I saw a tiktok saying it was karkat’s birthday and I was like there’s no way that’s today and I tried to log in and I realized I had been hacked again so sorry about that guys, my bad
Hey pal, it looks like you might have gotten hacked
Thank you for letting me know, i think I fixed it.
Print Gallery Masterpost
Hey yall the last post with all the prints available got real gigantic and unwieldy so I’m doin it this way this time, click here for the store link
I threw some bestsellers up there as well as popular ones yall seem to like, but there are way more than ten poster designs available if you’d like to buy some cursed gifts and support me!
Congrats on reselling Neopets but for rich people...