stream the dollyrots

24, they/them commission me @lizathatcher!

[burnpygmalion]

beating your ass is my hyperfixation and brother? im about to start infodumping

[nge13]

[crawfishcomic]

Mappa Mundi

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go

[twinkhole-destroyer]

what

[thehappysmiler]

[xenasaur]

we as a society must get more normal about STDs I'm being so serious

[xenasaur]

we are in an incredible age of medicine where you can easily get most of them treated, you can get vaccinated against some, and even HIV is no longer a death sentence (and i believe a cure is in the works rn). it is not a big deal. be safe, yes, but also don't be a judgy weirdo to people who do get infected because they weren't "being safe." especially because if you do not perpetually mask in public you have less than zero ground to stand on there.

[xenasaur]

exactly!!! like, when my friend wants to hang out but I have the flu, I say "sorry I have the flu i don't wanna get you sick" and i will not rest until we live in a world where it's just as normalized to say "sorry I have chlamydia I don't want to get you sick" when someone wants to have sex

[coyotetale]

The stigma of treating STIs like a “special” type of pathogen is almost funny when I tell people I’d rather get gonorrhea than a cold.

But like. Compare em. Cold symptoms: runny nose, cough, congestion, tiredness, muscle aches, hard to sleep, just general sick feeling. All constant, all disruptive. Gonorrhea symptoms: irritation while peeing, discharge (and that’s if you get any symptoms at all). Localized, mostly a nuisance. There’s no cure for the common cold, just over the counter symptom alleviators that never fully work. Gonorrhea is cleared up within 48 hours with a shot (which is potentially free, if you have good clinics nearby). Sure, you can’t have sex for a week after that, but you can’t really have sex for the 1-2 weeks you’re afflicted with a cold either.

The worst part about gonorrhea is having to tell previous partners they should get tested, but the only reason that’s the worst part is because of the stigma around it. Everyone in a friend group or office catching the same cold isn’t treated with the same stigma, even though it’s the exact same thing (if anything, worse, because when you have a cold you know it and you allowed your friends to be exposed, when you’ve got gonorrhea you often don’t even know).

[xenasaur]

no genuinely I just got a URI and let me tell you I'd gladly take the easily cured disease that pops up on my genitals over agony when I try to breathe that can only have the symptoms mitigated

[tamamita]

this is new

[toskarin]

I've been in talks with tumblr management to replace the website with my self

[emmablowguns]

This is how shit feels lately

[sludgebones]

[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]

“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”

“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”

[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”

End scene

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

[jadedresearcher]

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[mikumutual]

hi it's me, the architect behind building cathedrals for those with the eyes to see. at first i built cathedrals that everyone could see, but i thought it'd be better if you needed qualifications

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[sluttynurse]

probably the worst attitude tumblr unintentionally cultivates is "the world out there is completely dangerous for you and no one can possibly understand you, so you should isolate yourself from it and avoid interacting with it as much as possible"

[elliespectacular]

[yoda voice] seven, six.

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives