YOUNG FARTER

FORMERLY TEDDYBEARFROMRE8 AND FARTINGPENISPOO

[mysterycat-official]

this is my favourite tweet of all time

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[stenchoftheunburied-deactivated]

im like if a girl was gross and you didnt like her

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[tummydrummer-deactivated2014022]

me nd my pirate girlfriend

[holdin hands]

me: bb ur hands r so cold

her: that me hook

[mitchigotchi]

Yall im changing my username again please don’t be mad at me. Please

[hiveswap]

Heartbreaking: the worst type of person you know made an excellent point

[yb-cringe]

[segamascott]

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[sloppystyle]

[hungwy]

Your mamas so squeak shes either a leather shoe or the bad door or a mouse

[charl0ttan]

[hungwy]

*aims my rifle in the direction its pointing and fires into the tall grass*

[oneheadtoanother]

[dogpuppy]

[veroniccordion]

im 12 years old and this is my deltarune oc hes name is flowery and he has maximum stats in all stats and he has unlimited money and hes really good at everything and hes asgores best friend and and everyone loves him

[gieoki]

thanks for walking me home

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...