Kris

[KRIS PORTRAITS BY IBIOTIC] [MOSTLY A SILLY BLOG, WILL HAVE SOME STORY, STEMS FROM A PACIFISTIC 100% ROUTE AS OF CHAPTER 5] Hi. I'm Kris Dreemurr.

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Hi

OOC Notes:

[Also! I pretty much pretend most blogs are the same character in-universe, but previous arcs will not be mentioned to non-involved blogs!!! If you see me interact with other blogs, don't let it stop you, this isn't canon anyway and Kris will never grasp the idea of AUs so go wild!]

TAGS:

❤️ [Answers.] (Answering Questions)

❤️ [Posting.] (Random Posting)

🔒 [Privated.] ("Privated" posts in universe)

💔 [Despair.] (Angst)

🪓 [Susie.] (If I'm talking to a Susie blog)

🔮 [Ralsei.] (If I'm talking to a Ralsei blog)

❄️ [Noelle.] (If I'm talking to a Noelle blog)

❄️ [Mayor.] (If I'm talking to a Carol blog)

🐐 [Mom.] (If I'm talking to a DR!Toriel blog)

🌼 [Dad.] (If I'm talking to a DR!Asgore blog)

💔 [...] (If I'm talking to a Dess/Asriel/Gaster/Friend blog)

🩵 [Aqua, like a mini me.] (If I'm talking to an Aqua blog)

💜 [Seth.] (If I'm talking to a Seth blog)

💚 [Green.] (If I'm talking to a Green blog)

💛 [Yellow.] (If I'm talking to a Yellow blog...or two apparently lol)

💙 [Blue.] (If I'm talking to a Blue blog)

🧡 [Orange.] (If I'm talking to an Orange blog)

💖 [The ghost and the figure.] (If I'm talking to a Mew Mew blog)

🌻 [Jarona.} (If I'm talking to a Flowery blog)

[imkrisdreemurr]

Dear Kris.

I have ordered an amazon delivery of medicinal ointments. It will arrive at the school.

Put them in the dark world for possibly good healing items. I don't know, plants can't see.

Somewhat kind regards, person.

(...)

(... The letter is covered in lemon juice. Who the hell sent this??? What??? The fuck???)

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Speaking of noelle... has she ever headbutted you before? She has to have some kind of use for those things on her head...

[imkrisdreemurr]

When did you stop being yourself?

When did she stop being herself?

Did you want to stop it?

Could you have?

Not that it ever mattered.

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(ooc) that one kris portrait looks like kris has a goatee lol

[theholidaygirl-1225]

What if you were to become the bald?

...I'm not planning on it! >_<

Like, my fur, or just my hair...? Without my fur, gosh, I'd be so cold!! Lol!

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*you're filled with years of muscle memory for a battle you've never fought.

*it's still probably a bad idea, though.

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why did you murder papyrus in cold blood and turn him into the roaring Knight with a pair of December's shed antlers glued onto a headband that asriel secretly kept under his bed because he was head over heels for dess!???

[imkrisdreemurr]

Kris!! Hi! X) I love your blog so far! I told you getting this app would be fun, lol! By the way, my dad was talking about you today. He was saying he missed hearing you play piano outside, and it made me think gosh, I miss it too! Would love to hear sometime. :)

* "I'll see if I can try sometime soon. There's been a lot."

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Open a dark fountain in sans’ house

Let whatever chaos that appears fuck him up

after the knight kidnaps him, then you seal the fountain

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kris! Sans only has 1hp kris! He can only doge attacks for so long kris! He's an easy target kris!

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YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS TOGORE???

[imkrisdreemurr]

KRIS DREEMUR DELTARUNE!

I AM HERE TO INFLICT YOU WITH A SPELL OF MUCH POWER.

I CAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ * A Moss Pie was summoned. ]

food :]

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G means Gold and well for us it is very very interesting/telling that bird some how screwed up on the currency and said that instead of $

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(The soul goes dead silent, not even a pulse. You don't feel the strings. You don't...feel it. You don't like how quiet it is now. You could swear it's ricocheting within itself. You search into it; you can see its time here, along with a vision of a fully filled recruit book. It takes a deep breath; you anticipate shouting, frustration, hours of dull/insane theorizing...but no, none of that. It tilts 30 degrees, and the computer flickers on.) Have you played this one before? (An unfamiliar game is booted: "Cave Story." The intro song is oddly...endearing.)

Have fun...It's got robot soldiers, mean and nice fluffy boys and girls, and tomboy robot-girls. Oh, and dogs. Like, five of those. (It stands idly in the cage.)

[imkrisdreemurr]

Hey, Kris, do you feel like your life has gone down a WEIRD ROUTE?