definitely not a secret sorcerer @immortalfornow - Tumblr Blog

this blog is not a well-curated museum. it’s my bedroom & i’m putting things on my shelf & taping things on the wall

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

no one decimates your confidence like a teenager trying to be nice

my mom was trying to show us her date night outfit and ask how she looked and my well intentioned and hyperfixated sister said "clown. clown. yay!" so. yeah. my mom's sobbing and she'll probably never wear that outfit again

#sometimes you just can't teach a person social skills such as “don't call the 40 y.o. trying to ferl pretty a clown”#*feel #it's like watching a toddler pick out gifts #it was a cute outfit too but it'll never see the light of day again bro #keep in mind my sister is 18 and not nonverbal or smth and not socially awkward enough that she's diagnosed #everyone is now in seperate rooms w closed doors and there's just loud sobbing echoing in the house #her date is in an hour

probuccalfat

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

whyenn-reader

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

theyshapedlikefriends

TST Advance - Tardigrade (Hypsibius dujardini)

6mayhem

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

#i love characters like this

belovedgamers

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

menlove

when u see a mutual u haven't seen in ages in ur notifs like omg I've pleased you again never leave me

annabelle--cane

did you know you can just not say bizarrely condescending things to / about kids? yeah you don't actually have to do that, they lifted that rule. you legit can just not do it. you don't even have to do it on social media, even when you perceive an out-group you don't like to be composed primary of children, you're literally allowed to disagree with ideas without claiming that you have unquestionable social authority over people younger than you. you're free to say Literally Anything Else. I know, it surprised me, too.

tahthetrickster

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad