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back at it again with the extremely self-indulgent diafams! I am being emotionally supported by overly-cutesy interactions between anime characters right now, don't judge me.
(also continuing with my headcanons that 1) mustache Bauru, and 2) he'll be hugely tsundere about it but you can, ultimately, convince him to do just about anything via careful application of Sebek.)
(twst) crewel-sensei birthed dyuschan himself thats so crazy
500 MILES - Riddle Rosehearts AMV 🌹
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Felix July - Growing Up (Felix Culpa alternative for Ladybug)
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Alya was planning to solve a mystery and prove her best friend’s innocence.
Felix was regretting his life choices and questioning if it was too late to transfer schools.
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Felix Aus
Just a notice for the people who are new and a reminder for the people who may have forgotten. I have two Felix-based AUs currently.
Clash of Noir AU is the one where Felix is the Chat Noir from the PV. He ended up using the Ladybug and Black Cat Miraculous together after Marinette died in his arms and made a wish to fix things. This resulted in the creation of the 3D world as we know it—where Felix Agreste doesn’t exist and is instead replaced with Adrien. Despite his life and identity being erased, Felix himself is still alive, and with little else to try for, he is intent on protecting Marinette and ensuring that whoever her Black Cat partner is will be someone who won’t betray or hurt her the way he had.
Felix Culpa AU is the one where Felix is a normal non-Miraculous-wielding student who just happens to transfer to the class the same day as Lila’s return. Fun and snark-filled times follow.
listen I ended up regretting saying anything about this on my old blog because people will interpret literally any and every statement maliciously on this hellsite but I want to start like. a helpline for people who are like “hey I pretty much only read YA but I’m like 22 now and don’t relate to teenagers as much, it’s such a shame that there are no fun books written for adults :(” because boy HOWDY are there some fun books for adults
maybe I’ll start a big google doc or something one day but for now *deep breath*
The Beautiful Ones (Silvia Moreno-Garcia) - absolutely BUCKWILD romance with a dash of telekinesis; nonstop high society drama and misunderstanding from start to finish, happy ending guaranteed. STRONGLY recommend if you, like me, are a basic bitch who enjoys a bit of Pride and Prejudice.
Binti (Nnedi Okorafor) - a math prodigy runs away from Earth to become the first of her people to attend a prestigious university in space, but shit gets real when a crew of hostile jellyfish aliens attack her ship.
Chilling Effect (Valerie Valdes) - a spaceship captain and her crew take on a series of convoluted missions in order to rescue the captain’s sister, who’s been frozen and held for ransom.
The City of Brass (S.A. Chakraborty) - an 18th century conwoman and a mysterious djinn team up to go looking for a legendary hidden city.
The City We Became (N.K. Jemisin) - a scrappy bunch of Chosen Ones have to band together to defend New York City (which is very much alive) from a huge ass monster.
The Empress of Forever (Max Gladstone) - a lady supervillain gets blasted into space and meets an even bigger, planet-destroying evil space empress. literally WHAT is not to like?
The Empress of Salt and Fortune (Nghi Vo) - high fantasy royal drama about a woman making her way to power in the wake of a political marriage that left without friends or allies.
Escaping Exodus (Nicky Drayden) - a space-faring clan are creating their latest spaceship from the insides of a giant monster when absolutely everything goes to shit (as things are wont to do in science fiction stories).
Fierce Femmes and Notorious Liars (Kai Cheng Thom) - a trans girl runs away to the big city, where she uses her martial arts skills to team up with other trans woman and form a vigilante gang to defend their own when police look the other way. a fascinating blend of poetry and prose and magical realism.
Finna (Nino Cipri) - two exes working at an IKEA have to team up to save a customer who disappeared through one of those interdimensional portals that all IKEAs have laying around. you know how it is.
Gideon the Ninth (Tamsyn Muir) - come on, you’ve heard about this one. it’s the one with the lesbian space necromancers? yeah, that’s the one. you got it.
In the Vanishers’ Palace (Aliette de Bodard) - a Beauty and the Beast retelling based in science fiction and Vietnamese fantasy, featuring a young woman falling in love with a “beast” who’s actually a motherly dragon after becoming a tutor to the dragon’s two powerful children.
Jade City (Fonda Lee) - urban fantasy gang wars, pitting one magically enhanced family against rivals and a new drug that lets anyone mimic their abilities.
The Library of the Unwritten (A.J. Hackwith) - hell’s librarian gets sent on a quest to find a runaway soul.
The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet (Becky Chambers) - aka one of my favorite books ever, essentially slice of life science fiction following an interspecies crew of deep space truckers making the longest and most complicated delivery of their lives. very warm and fuzzy.
Mort (Terry Pratchett) - one of many MANY Discworld books, but a very good one to start with, following the adventures of a boy named Mort after he’s taken on as Death’s apprentice. you know, like the Grim Reaper? that Death.
River of Teeth (Sarah Gailey) - historical AU in which the United States imported and domesticated hippos in the Mississippi River; follows a crew of hippo-riding crooks and hooligans as they plan one heck of a caper.
Space Opera (Catherynne Valente) - a washed up rock star and his old bandmate get roped into performing in an intergalactic singing competition that will determine the fate of the entire planet Earth. full of aliens, attempted assassination, art, and emotional turmoil.
This Is How You Lose the Time War (Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone) - time-travelling assassins from rival factions fall in love in a poetic and breathless story that spans centuries and reality.
Under the Pendulum Sun (Jeannette Ng) - fairyland is real, and Victorian England is sending missionaries. a woman and her brother attempt to bring the good word to the fair folk, but start to suspect the queen might just be screwing with their heads. PEAK gothic horror with a creepy fairy twist.
Witchmark (C.L. Polk) - a doctor and former soldier with magical powers of healing is trying to live a quiet life and avoid his controlling, aristocratic family’s plans for him, only to get tangled up in a massive political conspiracy when one of his patients mysterious dies. accompanying him in his investigation is a mysterious and gorgeous faerie man. romance ensues.
The First Sister by Linden A Lewis. Three protagonists and all of them queer, a fun space opera. It’s not out yet, but I can tell you it’s really, really good. I highly recommend
Gods of Jade and Shadow another Silvia Moreno-Garcia book. It takes place in 1920s Mexico and has Mayan gods. A fun breezy book.
Kill the Queen by Jennifer Estep. If you like YA fantasy but want a little more swearing, violence and sex then this novel is for you.
The Bridge Kingdom by Danielle Jensen. This one I really enjoyed. If you like the winner’s curse then you’ll like this book.
Books I haven’t read but I’ve heard good things about
Trouble the Saints by Alaya Dawn Johnson. This one isn’t out it but I believe it’s got a black protagonist.
Empire of Sand by Tasha Suri. An Indian inspired fantasy novel. I haven’t read this one but I’ve heard good things about it.
Rage of Dragons by Evan Winters. A black fantasy novel.
The Unspoken Name by AK Larkwood. I haven’t read it but I know it’s got a lesbian protagonist.
Song of Blood and Stone by L. Penelope. Just started this book but I believe it’s for adults.
Tiger’s Daughter by K Arsenault Rivera. Lesbian protagonists and it’s still on my tbr.
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i have watched the kiss scene and the breakup as a whole more times than i can count and my brain is still trying to process all the things it picked up on.
my newest painful obsession: aziraphale thought crowley came back for him.
they kiss, aziraphale says i forgive you and instead condemns them both, crowley leaves. the lip touching itself is fucking essay worthy because holy SHIT the amount of micro expressions flickering across his face is endless, michael sheen acted his ass off.
i think it's a mixture of surprise, unspoken love, a HEAVY dose of fear, disbelief, and oh my god what did he just do what did i just do. he turns away from the door and we get a very very quick shot of how exactly he is angled.
standing up straight with faked spiteful anger, the same anger he spit at crowley out of fear and insecurity, chin up, clearly waiting for something - or rather someone. we gotta remember that every single time crowley has left aziraphale, he came back. every. single. time. he came back and apologized, that's what they do.
crowley comes back and aziraphale forgives him and they continue bearing their silence.
the bell rings when the door opens again, just like it did when crowley left, and just. look at his face. how quickly he swivels around. the blink and you will miss it spark of hope.
and then the pure devastation when he realizes it's not crowley.
aziraphale thought crowley was coming back for him. he was WAITING for him to come back. even after all that, he couldn't imagine crowley actually leaving him behind, especially not after that kiss and his entire indirect love confession.
just like crowley thought for a tiny heartbeat that aziraphale was kissing him back, aziraphale hoped, hell, he fucking thought he KNEW crowley would never abandon him. not after "i could always rely on you. you could always rely on me." aziraphale has taken him for granted, of course he thought it was him coming through the door.
but that spark of hope gets stomped out beneath the metatrash's feet and he fully turns around, unable to face him and the reality of it all.
this time, he went too far.
this time, crowley did not want forgiveness.
he was about to say i love you and turned it into i forgive you, still clinging to their old ways, their old rituals, just that they are no longer those beings, no longer in that specific relationship. everything has changed.
they both thought the other would never abandon them. turns out they were both wrong.
crowley + text posts bonus:
Hi! My mum and I had a conversation in the car where I mentioned how funny I found this bit, because I had read it as Anathema thinking that she had, in fact, just been run over by a very campy gay couple, and a campy gay couple wouldn't harm her. But my mum read this as Anathema, who she thought could feel that Crowley was a demon, realizing that she was also in the presence of an angel, and an angel wouldn't harm her. And I guess I just wanted to know which was the intended message?
The version that Terry and I had in mind when we wrote it was the former.
Reading the comments I realize that things that were perfectly obvious to readers in the UK 33 years ago don't land the same way now.
If anyone has been in any doubt about what Anathema was thinking the line that would have made it utterly clear would have been..
...the "two consenting cycle repairmen".
In the UK the 1957 Wolfenden Report recommended that 'homosexual behaviour between consenting adults in private should be no longer a criminal offence'. And the phrase "consenting adults" became a euphemism for gay men once the recommendations of the report were put into action and male homosexual acts were decriminalized. (It took a decade and happened in 1967.)
So, yes. She thinks they're gay. And she was safe.
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ay we all know how fucking cool the potato crown was when techno won the war, with its little engraving and all, but everyone misses the best part
It wasn't an "I'm sorry" in the 'I forgive you for everything sense'
It wasn't an "I'm sorry" meaning 'I wronged you and I need to apologize'
It wasn't an "I'm sorry" in the sense of 'You've done nothing wrong and I'm wrong for assuming you did"
It was an "I'm sorry" meaning 'You're a human too, and I'm sorry I have to do this, I'm sorry I have to destroy you. You may have hurt me, but you're still human.'
It was an "I'm sorry" That said 'You don't even know why I'm apologizing yet. I'm going to kill you, and you don't know, but let me apologize anyway'
It was an "I'm sorry" that meant 'God damn it, why couldn't we have been happy? We both wanted the same thing, we both had the same goals, so why couldn't we have that? Why did you have to go so far that it all felt apart, to make something we had in hand so far out of reach? Why did you need so much control?'
It was an "I'm sorry" That said "We're both going to die. I don't want to kill you, I don't want to kill anyone, but I can't let you live either.'
// dsmp spoilers
Thinking about c!crimeboys sending eachother letters (ignore how idk how). Them getting to keep in touch and bond and recover but from a healthy distance. Wilbur asks how Tommy is holding up and how the others are doing. Tommy frequently asks him what Utah is like, and occasionally is sent back a polaroid that he keeps at his bedside.
But eventually, Wilbur picks up that Tommy isn't doing so well. Tommy isn't so much like Wil, who makes up some web of lies to convince Wilbur that everything's dandy. He's fairly honest about what's going on, but insists that he's got everything under control and to not worry about him, because he's a BIG MAN who can TAKE ON ANYTHING.
Until the final letter arrives. The letters are hastily scribbled, the page stained with tears. It cuts straight to the point in its first line:
"im sorry. im dying tomorrow."
He read through the rest of the letter two, three, four times. Tommy's entire detailed scheme to use Tubbo's nuke to finally end everything. It wasn't until the fifth read that it hit him.
"tomorrow." No, that can't be. By the time Wilbur gets these letters, its already been a few days, a few weeks sometimes.
He swore he'd never return. Should he even? If this is true, then he doesn't think he could bear to see it himself. He could very possibly make it worse anyway. No, no, Tommy could never do something like this, that isn't him, so there's nothing to worry about. He should just wait for the next letter and he'll know he's okay. But... He couldn't imagine sitting there for weeks and nothing ever arriving. He's not sure he could survive torment like that.
He wasn't conscious for most of the trip. He doesn't remember packing his things, or setting sail. Even as he arrived at the shore, none of it felt real. But when he ran up that hill, there was no denying it.
He was the brother of a crater.
This whole era of discrediting mcyt stans as teenaged girls obsessed with these old white men and looking down on them because of it is nothing new.
The Beatles. One Direction. Boy bands that when they were in their prime (like the 1900s for the Beatles) were all the rage among young girls, especially teenagers. And they were looked down on! we look at kids who stanned one direction or a kpop band and their interests and their likes were just crushed into the ground like it was dirt, because they liked something and people didn’t like it.
I’m going to be honest, mcyt are nothing new. Ever since minecraft came out, you’ve got the og’s—CaptainSparklez, Stampy, DanTDM, and they’ve kept going. But even when you saw these middle school boys years ago thinking that these mcyt were the shit, as far as I know they were never as ruthlessly shamed for it.
but then with the rise of newer creators and a spiked female interest in these creators—not just because they’re good looking, but because we genuinely enjoy MINECRAFT content and this society supposedly doesn’t demonize women for liking video games anymore—comes the people that believe it’s cringe.
Wilbur Soot said it best, I think, when he said that teenage girls cannot have anything. We’re not allowed to enjoy anything without being made fun of, and it is rooted in misogyny. People don't like when teenage girls have nice things, happy things, carefree-and-careless things. one of the reasons these creators get “cancelled” (not called out, cancelled) so often is that people know their fan base will readily defend them, and choose to attack the fans instead. but what fanbase wouldn’t?
I beg you, name a SINGLE fanbase that wouldn’t jump to their cc’s support when they were being attacked. in reality, they make fun of people supporting their favorite creators and defend their actions by saying that these fans are just “fourteen year old girls who want to date them” while being completely oblivious to the fact that they routinely simp for women online in the same. Exact. Situation.
they don’t realize that HEY! you used to be all over these mcyt. You thought Dream was the absolute shit back when he had a few million, but then these stupid fucking teenage girls had to (god forbid) TAKE AN INTEREST in it and now it’s nothing but cringe.
shut the fuck up. I am allowed to enjoy content because I find it interesting without giving a shit about what the person behind the computer screen looks like. I am allowed to enjoy content because I find someone attractive, because I think they’re funny, or because I like what they do. And they are ALLOWED to have an impact on my life and my happiness.
I don’t need to feel guilty for liking something, but this “I’m not like other girls” mentality that we have fucking hammered into our heads combined with the onslaught of hatred we receive for simply ENJOYING CONTENT make it so, so hard.
To anyone out there, not just teenage girls, you are allowed to enjoy content. You don't need to feel ashamed for liking something that millions of other people your age do, and instead of paying attention to the people that think you don't deserve happiness and try to destroy you because of it, just close twitter. Move on. Find people who feel the same way as you, and surround yourself in support.
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the way I see it Uncle Nasty has 3 possible origins:
1. The story about Tommy meeting an old woman on the beach and giving her a lock of his hair in exchange for the doll is somehow 100% true
2. Tommy saw the doll in the window of some random thrift store and was instantly enamored by how fucking weird it was, made the old woman story up but because all of his friends were out of the country none of them can disprove it
3. Uncle Nasty appeared in Tommy’s home one day and implanted the false memory of the old woman into his mind
