I am Iron Fist

I know kung fun. Hi-ya!

[stingofthewidow-blog]

          I think landing on it after falling two           stories might have done that for me.

[immortalrand]

           That’s impressive. But also            not the way to parkour. 

[stingofthewidow-blog]

          [Repeatedly slams phone against table] Okay, seriously?

[immortalrand]

           That’s going to void your warranty. 

[immortalrand]

       This is worse than the National Enquirer. 

[mariahillshield]

I don’t.

[immortalrand]

           I was, uh, being sarcastic. I’ll work on it. 

[mariahillshield]

         It’s too bad others are too busy frolicking to follow your example.

[immortalrand]

         Does Stark know that you hold him in such high regard?

[captainmarvxl]

           Mm… Probably. A vacation over them doping up Stark’s tower here.

[immortalrand]

           We don’t all have the same definition of VACATION. 

[captainmarvxl]

                 –Go to space for a few months and I come back with everyone                  losing their minds. I thought it was a robot they were fighting?

[immortalrand]

               [ nods ] A robot and his clones if I recall correctly. 

                  They deserve a vacation.

[mariahillshield]

       No, I’ll pass thanks. 

                It’s been a while I’ve seen you around.

[immortalrand]

         I was running a business. 

[captainmarvxl]

        …Thank you. [ Takes a sip from her own mug ]             How do you deal with these guys?            Seriously… And don’t say meditation.

[immortalrand]

                 冥想?

         [ shakes head ] They’re not ALWAYS like this. 

[drogons]

[captainmarvxl]

                 … [ Wants to tell him to never call her sugar again,                      but she really wants tea ] No– No, I’m good, just tea is great…

[immortalrand]

            So...No sugar or milk? Got it. I’ll remember for next time. 

[mariahillshield]

        You’ll have to take that up with the person sending the invitations.

[immortalrand]

       Fair enough. Tea?

[mariahillshield]

Definitely not me.

[immortalrand]

          I guess my invitation got LOST in the mail. 

[captainmarvxl]

           Hi new best friend that doesn’t judge me, yes please.

[immortalrand]

         Sugar?     You should try meditation. 

[immortalrand]

[mariahillshield]

These are the people who’ve labeled themselves Protectors of the Earth.

[immortalrand]

         Who signed off on that? 

[captainmarvxl]

[ Sits next to him quietly and steals a sip of his tea ]

[immortalrand]

           Would you like your own cup?