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Happy 81st birthday, Donald Duck!

From The Duck Who Never Was, by Don Rosa.

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Here we go

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thetygre

July 3rd, 11:59 P.M.: This country is a festering cesspool of corruption, ignorance, and violence. Every achievement is built on the backs of millions of dead. The Founding Fathers-

July 4th, 12:00 A.M.:

July 5th, 12:00 A.M.: -would shake their heads in shame if they could see the state of this nation.

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Just so you all know, the rain on this 4th of July is King George III’s tears

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tsukiyamas

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

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no one tell him

analyticalsenshi

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

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The ides of March have come

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Beware the ides of March.

invisiblelad

tis the season

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fasterfood

You wake up on Christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. Somebody is stealing all of your Christmas presents. It is Jesus. “It’s my birthday, not yours,” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms.