someone: what do you want to be for Halloween?
me: loved and appreciated
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Cosimo Galluzzi
styofa doing anything
almost home
Peter Solarz

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Xuebing Du
RMH
YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sade Olutola

ellievsbear
Not today Justin

Andulka
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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@immyownfangirl
someone: what do you want to be for Halloween?
me: loved and appreciated
I love dramatically looking out windows on public transportation
you ever been so stressed that youre calm
this is my constant state
“How are you so calm?!” “I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.”
october 31st: HAPPY HALLOWEEN FUCK YEAH SPOOKY AF
november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS TINGLING RING DING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOO
understanding art, lesson one
this will never not be funny
I need 3 sugars for my tea please
I love grandma activities… sleeping early, drinking tea, knitting, buying ugly sweaters and tacky clothing, gardening, feeding all the neighbourhood cats, sewing… Im all abt that!
Trust fall! 🔊
Are yOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
name a more iconic duo…i’ll wait
I will pay five dollars IN CASH to watch Martha Stewart get high as fuck and make crafts with Snoop.
I found two owls under my bed.
(vine by Jellebol)
the article just got better as i kept on reading
A WHOLE RAW POTATO THIS STILL KILLS ME
This cat is DETERMINED to nap in his hammock.
oh god I have a terrible pun and I’m trying to keep myself from posting it but I don’t think I can stop myself
scientists have almost completed building a sex robot but they’re still working out its kinks
That’s the worst way to miss somebody. When they’re right beside you and you miss them anyway.
Pittacus Lore (via wordsnquotes)
You are not someone else’s redemption arc. Not everyone deserves your forgiveness and no one is entitled to it.
why did we stop building castles. i feel like humanity might live to regret that
when a friend does something nice for you for no reason