Attack Of The Plot Bunnies

Aly, 23 / INFP / Slytherin / Wampus. I love star wars, dragon age/mass effect, dishonored, disney, dragons, office supplies, cute animals, and sparkles. Lovely header image by xfreischutz.

[earthdad]

someone: what do you want to be for Halloween?

me: loved and appreciated

[sansgod]

I love dramatically looking out windows on public transportation

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

you ever been so stressed that youre calm

[gordacrybaby-deactivated2017090]

this is my constant state

my chill is fake

[pungent-petrichor]

“How are you so calm?!” “I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.”

[immyownfangirl]

october 31st: HAPPY HALLOWEEN FUCK YEAH SPOOKY AF

november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS TINGLING RING DING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOO

[gerrycanavan]

understanding art, lesson one

[krabbydon]

this will never not be funny

[liberalsarecool]

[empressclairefr]

I need 3 sugars for my tea please

[sa2ha]

I love grandma activities… sleeping early, drinking tea, knitting, buying ugly sweaters and tacky clothing, gardening, feeding all the neighbourhood cats, sewing… Im all abt that!

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Trust fall! 🔊

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Are yOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[digg]

name a more iconic duo…i’ll wait

[wilwheaton]

I will pay five dollars IN CASH to watch Martha Stewart get high as fuck and make crafts with Snoop.

[mostlycatsmostly]

I found two owls under my bed.

(vine by Jellebol)

[stoneroses]

[beverlyhillsmom]

the article just got better as i kept on reading

[manafromheaven]

A WHOLE RAW POTATO THIS STILL KILLS ME

[the-dodo]

This cat is DETERMINED to nap in his hammock.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

oh god I have a terrible pun and I’m trying to keep myself from posting it but I don’t think I can stop myself

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

scientists have almost completed building a sex robot but they’re still working out its kinks

[thelovejournals]

That’s the worst way to miss somebody. When they’re right beside you and you miss them anyway.

Pittacus Lore (via wordsnquotes)

[homojabi]

You are not someone else’s redemption arc. Not everyone deserves your forgiveness and no one is entitled to it. 

[worm]

why did we stop building castles. i feel like humanity might live to regret that

[lyxdelsic-deactivated20150201]

when a friend does something nice for you for no reason