Inspired by this amazing post by the even more amazing @prompts-blog
Feel free to use these in whatever way you like and have fun, also remember to drink water kids, ok bye.
You Won’t Believe This False Hope
Why Couldn’t It Be Mini Golf?
I Wish I Was An 19th Century Immigrant Confusing the French With My Excellent Cross Dressing
Two Birds, No Stone. Please Don’t Kill My Birds.
The Endless Darkness and Mystery of the Ocean is Becoming a Bit Tempting to Dive Into Now
He'a Like Art. Terrible Art, But Still, Art
The Sun Can Fuck Right Off
Finally I Can Be the Comedian I’ve Always Dreamed to Be
I Cheated Death and He Wants A Divorce
Feel My Wrath and Extreme Self-Doubt
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butt
I’m Trying To Be Serious I Swear
Where’s Colin Firth When I Need Him the Most
Important Information: He’s Not Happy
Note to Self: Don’t Do It You Son of A
You Caught Me Singing on Broadway
Firecrackers and Actual Crackers
Umbrella, ella, ella, ellAH!
Gingers Are Vampires: The Story of How A Group of Bitter Vegetables Stole My Blood
Somebody Once Told Me the World Was Gonna Kill Me
Paint Me Like One of Your French Girls, Cock
‘Get A Job’; I Say, Unemployed
Ed Sheeran Wouldn’t Treat Me Like This
I Should’ve Stayed In Bed