i'm not the intern

ask someone else to go get you coffee ellery farling, 25, S.H.I.E.L.D agent

[americate]

[imnotanintern]

coming to theaters july 6 2018

[shailenewoodleyhq]

[imnotanintern]

"….that’s a joke, right?"

[avengingmarksman]

Well gee. I'd love to see what ya look like on a normal sleep pattern. 

[imnotanintern]

Sorry to disappoint, but it's not that much of a change. {She slides a cup of coffee over to him} My hair's nicer, that's about it. 

[avengingmarksman]

I look that bad, huh? Ouch. But I'll take a cup. [smiles]

[imnotanintern]

Nah, you're fine. I look like I've been on a three day bender. You? {She snorts and tosses in a K-cup} Two day max. 

[imnotanintern]

"....that's a joke, right?"

[avengingmarksman]

It feels like it is half past midnight. 

[imnotanintern]

You want some coffee, champ? No offense, but you look like you need dark roast. 

[goodoldmoon]

[codenamewiccan]

I’m no stranger to lost sleep, believe me but…40k, woah.  [gulps just thinking about that figure - despite having a certain friend who was capable of blowing that kind of money on a single shopping trip, it was more money than Billy could even imagine. But he’s soon distracted by the rumoured tactic] The whole margin thing actually works? I thought that was within urban legend territory. This changes everything.

[imnotanintern]

"Yeah, it keeps me up at night if I think about it, but I try to ignore it as absolutely completely as possible and that helps," She snorts once, her stomach churning at the mere thought. S.H.I.E.L.D paid well, definitely, but it would take her a while to put a dent in that. "Oh yeah, you just have to make sure it's at least ten pages. Anything less than that and they're gonna' notice."

[redheadmj-blog]

“Whoa—"  The sudden jolt back to reality causes her to remember who she came with here in the first place.  Even with Gwendy, Mary Jane would prefer sticking around outside.  She didn’t like the silence or the old smells.  Or the silence and the old smells.  God, she hated libraries.  If she read something, she’d read it on her own time, not here.

Making a face, MJ rolls her eyes.  ”Scoot then,” the redhead insists, flimsily gesturing the woman to go about her business. She honestly doesn’t see what Elle needs all the books for.  Anything can be found out on the Internet nowadays.  But she won’t ask; Mary Jane’s hardly in a tolerable mood without some sorrily necessary caffeine in-take.

[imnotanintern]

Elle snickers a bit, shifting her weight and smirking now. MJ was all but a deer in the headlights in here, practically jumping out of her skin at Elle's greeting. "If I knew you were going to freak out, I'd at least have said boo." She winks, "Alright, alright, I won't take my time. Books are pretty cool though, just saying. You could, get ready, learn something for free in here."

Biting the corner of her lip to hide a laugh, Elle quickly disappears into a stack of books and emerges a few minutes later carrying a few more. She quickly checks them out and shoves them into a backpack, careful not to let the covers show. "You'd think work would have something online but nope, I gotta' spend my days stuck in a library. Come on, girl, you've done your time. Go and breathe the free air." 

[redheadmj-blog]

     It’s the silence that gets to her.  The eerie death grip      of silence and sheer and utter boredom.  She is out      of place, standing out, clearly disturbed, unfocused.

                  “—…”

                                     This is a library.  I’m in a library.

                                        —Someone shoot her now.

[imnotanintern]

"Hey-, hey, earth to MJ," Elle snaps her fingers once, arching a brow before tucking a large book beneath her arm, "Have you ever even been in a library? You're staring like all the books are gonna' jump out at you." 

She snorts lightly. Bless her, poor thing. Libraries were the realm of nerds and Mary Jane Watson was certainly anything but that. "If you can wait ten more minutes, I'll get you something at Starbucks when we're done. Fair?" 

[avengingmarksman]

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Is this time change hitting ya too?

[imnotanintern]

{yawns and stares blankly} Hate it. Detest it. 

[krisjaymestew-blog1]

[codenamewiccan]

78, really? [hisses through his teeth as he eyes the black blur of small, printed text - it looks a lot more] Jeez, I can barely do five pages with a bunch of tables and graphs.

[imnotanintern]

"That's what 40k worth of graduate school and two years of lost sleep'll get you," She grins shyly now, running a hand through her hair before sweeping it up with her hand, "Pro-tip, always fiddle with the margins to make it longer. No one ever notices." 

[imnotanintern]

*tenderly wipes snow off ur lips*

[codenamewiccan]

Woah, hey now. I was just curious. I mean, c’mon - it looked pretty impressive.

[imnotanintern]

"It really isn't; it's just fun to say that," She grins a bit now, slapping down a heavy stack of papers, "78 pages on analytics is generally considered to be more dreadful then impressive, I think."  

[imnotanintern]

"I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."