my main lmao

MY NAME IS SHELLIE/DEE DSKFSDLFHLS.  OH, check out my fanfic acc: @threeconsecutivefs

[mintmatcha]

just thinkin about spitting in Daichi’s mouth while he’s cuffed to the bed now

just thinking about how daichi would tell you how much he hates it, how much he wants you to uncuff him. how disgusting spitting in his mouth is...... until you grip his jaw and he opens his mouth with the good little boy he is...... sticks out his tongue to catch it all.... moans a little while waiting in anticipation... waiting for permission to swallow.....

[alto-march-of-death]

He whimpers once it hits his tongue... Stares up at you with those dark eyes... Adam’s apple bobbing once he’s finally been given permission to swallow... Opens his mouth and sticks his tongue out again, just because he liked it so much

[imnothere-butiam]

IM NOT GONNA DO NSFW ON MY OTHER ACCOUNT BC YANNO, LIKE IM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS STUFF....  BUT SLDFSDH I THINK YOU’LL LIKE THIS @ceo-of-daichi​ 

[scorpiosanssexy]

PLEASE SEND IN YOUR FUNNIEST HAIKYUU OR MY HERO HEADCANONS,

NEED A BIT OF CHEERING UP.

I will start

IIDA DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THE MECHANICS OF A TAMPON

[ceo-of-daichi]

KINOSHITA, NARITA AND ENNOSHITA MAKE BETS ON WHOSE GONNA GET SHOUTED AT MOST DURING PRACTICE BY DAICHI

[scorpiosanssexy]

Ennoshita has made fortunes because of Daichi, that boy is always rollin in cash, you can see a small smirk when daichi shouts at someone because 9 times out of 10 he get’s it right

Kinoshita has a 50/50 chance, he usually goes for the safe option that being kageyama and hinata however recently Suga has also got shouted at, so it is his cunning senpais fault for his loss of money. 

Narita is rubbish, he is so close yet so far, it pains him everytime he has to give money to ennoshita, he was gonna get a meat bun after practice too,

[imnothere-butiam]

OH AND KINOSHITA’S KINDA PETTY, SO WHEN HE FINDS OUT THAT ENNOSHITA HAS THE WORD SHIT IN HIS NAME, HE PESTERS HIM, ONLY TO REALIZE TOO LATE THAT HE ALSO HAS THE WORD SHIT IN HIS NAME.

Then ennoshita has the upper hand again lmaoao

[meowstea-deactivated20211118]

THIS. IS. THE. CUTEST. SHIT. I'VE. EVER. SEEN. 😭💖💖

Like, did y'all see lil Yachi at the end being all cutie and i just want to squish her lil cheeks; and Tsukki with his dino fluffy; and Yams still infatuated with Tsukki cuuuuuute😍; freakin Shoyo riding the thingy and having the best time of his life; and grumpy Tobio with his milk; and... MAMA SUGA AND PAPA DAICHI🙈😍😍😍

DED. I DED. BYE🙈💖

Credits to author of the fanart.

[imnothere-butiam]

WAIT DO YOU- DO YOU SEE THE LIL DAICHI CIRCLE???  HE’S STARING AT SUGAMAMAAAA AND BLUSHININNNGNGNNGG

who’s the artist??

[imnothere-butiam]

im gonna cry. my butt hurts. (gghdhrhr its me, a-one-eyed-ghoul but i changed my user)

OH HIIIIII!!!!!  how are you?  are you ok🥺?  I went hiking today, so my body hurts. 

By the way, i will now be calling yamaguchi, yamagucci and futakuchi, futacoochie, thank you very much

[kaachiiin]

[sachirou-senpai]

@crocyoota @crocyoota @crocyoota @crocyoota

IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT

[baylegend]

I need every Nigerian and non-Nigerian across the world to TWEET/RETWEET and POST/REBLOG about #EndSARS to amplify what’s happening in Nigeria right now. The government ordered the military to shoot and kill peaceful protesters last night. Crimes against humanity are being committed against innocent civilians right now.

[imnothere-butiam]

u know what, i watched given over the summer

and mafuyu’s voice is heavenly.  ok?

but his LalAlA is NOT it.

i dunno how uenoyama thought that mafuyu was a miracle from that.  

(mafuyu’s voice is hella cute tho, the stuff he sings, however...)

(FUYU NO HANASHI IS ON RN)

[imnothere-butiam]

hELLO THERE I AM CURRENTLY DYING C I JUST FOUND OUT KUNIKIDA IS THE SAME AGE AS DAZAI- (i believe u know the anime and have seen it right? bungou stray dogs?)

i- WAIT SRSLY?  HE IS JSDLH LDSF yeah, i do, but OMG SFB SDBF KS WHOA,  KUNIKIDA LOOKS LIKE A 35 YEAR OLD MAN

[imnothere-butiam]

HELLO FRIEND

HI OMG YOU SAW!! IM GOING TO LOVE AND CHERISH YOU FOREVER AND EVER!!!

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY AHHHHH!!!

I SEE YOU LIKE DAZAI(what a cultured and wonderful person) SO HERE, ENJOY A PICTURE OF DAZAI THAT I DREW ON A WHIM EE

HAPPY _____DAY

[eggycoffin-deactivated20230705]

do you think eve from the bible had big boobs

[vangoghmusings]

as a religious studies major i confirm that eve had massive bazongas <3 

[vangoghmusings]

adam’s dick was tiny tho, blaming the fall of man kind on his wife?? small dick energy right there.. 

[xixiro]

ITS CONFIRMED, ADAM HAS SMALL DICK N EVE HAS HUGE FUCKIN TITS

[imnothere-butiam]

BAHAHAHAHA THIS IS GOLD.  AS A GIRL IN CATHOLIC SCHOOL, RELIGION CLASS IS NEVER GONNA BE THE SAME JFDSKFHEUH

[jules-the-weeper]

summary of their relationship

[imnothere-butiam]

AHHHHHHHHH!

[nowthisnews]

The city of Louisville, KY, has settled a wrongful death lawsuit brought by Breonna Taylor’s family. The lawsuit was filed in April, one month after Taylor was killed by police in her own apartment. Officers entered the apartment in the middle of the night on a ‘no-knock’ warrant and fired at least 10 rounds into the home, killing Taylor.

According to local news, the settlement, which comes 6 months after Taylor’s death, is the largest police misconduct payment the city has ever paid in a lawsuit, surpassing an $8.5 million settlement paid to a man who was wrongfully imprisoned for murder for nearly a decade. More details are expected to be announced later in the day on Tuesday, Sept 15.

One expected reform will include a new rule that requires commanding officers to review and approve all search warrants. Another will reportedly create a warning system to flag officers with previous incidents of misconduct. One of the officers involved in the case has been fired from the department, and two others remain on administrative leave. None have been charged with any crime.

[imnothere-butiam]

i just want to know. 

why does the city have to pay?

why can’t the police directly pay from their funds.

for every clearly unjust murder or severe harm they cause, can’t they have part of their funds directed towards a different cause like education for poorer places?

I’m still trying to learn, but wouldn’t that deter this stuff too because that means the more they harm and kill, the more they are affected too.

[mintmatcha]

Bro where the fuck do you live to have medical bills that high? I know we can’t all just pack up and move to a place with affordable health care but jesus christ 10k is a lot of money to spend on your own health and not get support from the gov etc. sending you my thoughts though idk your situation but I’m hoping you can pay them off because you’re such a sweet soul that doesn’t deserve any of that xxx

USA baby. we don't really get a lot of gov support unless you make a really small amount of money.

Its funny because I actually have pretty good private insurance; without insurance it would've been 20k USD. so, in a way, im lucky.

thanks for you support though! I'll make it through 💕

[moonshine-dan]

The US healthcare and insurance system sucks!!! I can look, but there might be payment assistance for things like rabies prevention. Also, ask for an itemized bill when they bill you and usually the price will fall bc they just put bullshit charges on there.

[imnothere-butiam]

the US will make you pay for birth control and female hygiene products but not for viagra.  I-

[tanijrou]

so basically.....

[imnothere-butiam]

... so, I cried because of this.  Im not lying or joking, I actually cried.  AHHHHHHH...  RENGOKU-SAAAAAAAAN

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[urmommasbaldhead-deactivated202]

......Akaashi.....sir........

[imnothere-butiam]

IM SORRY, JUST THINKIN ABOUT BOKUTO SLIPPING HIS HANDS INTO AKAASHI’S.  JUST THE RUBBING THE HANDS WITH THUMBS I

AHH

[hingdoong]

knee suppoter♡

[imnothere-butiam]

OH SHIT, HE’S IN BETWEEN OIKAWA.  AJNFKE NUEWHF AHHH WAIT.

[moonshine-dan]

What do they smell like?

Realistically, if you hugged them.

Bokuto: sweat and Old Spice 5 in 1 body wash. I'm sorry, but I just know this man isn't taking any more time in the shower than absolutely necessary. Stinky. We love him anyway. Would KILL you with his hug.

Akaashi: printer ink and over-roasted coffee, sometimes a hint of sage cologne. Takes care of himself, even though his job as an editor leads to a lot of late nights and bad coffee. Would hold you as long as you needed.

Osamu: Rice wine vinegar undertones, unfortunately, but mostly smoky cedarwood. Will cradle you against his Dorito Chest and rock you when hugged.

Asahi: sandalwood and rosemary from the locally sourced fair trade lotion he buys! His hair smells like the expensive no-sillicone organic coconut conditioner he gets imported. An absolute delight to hug. Top 5 contender easily.

Sugawara: rosewater. He uses it as a toner in his 7 step skincare routine. You KNOW he hugs tight enough to break your ribs.

Hinata: you'd think citrus, but you'd be wrong! His sister gave him some brown sugar body wash as a Christmas gift and he uses it every time he bathes 🥺 Very warm and will squeeze you.

Kageyama: contractually obligated to wear a cologne he has a brand deal with. Very chanel-esque. Otherwise would smell kind of faintly like dairy due to the amount he eats 😬 does not know how to hug.

Nishinoya: unholy combination of sunscreen and monster energy drinks. Will pick you up and swing you when he hugs.

Yachi: sweet pea perfume 🥺 switches scents a lot, but always light and sweet! Will hug with all the power she has, which is not a lot.

Tsukishima: Almost no discernable scent. Arm and hammer detergent if you sniff hard, but this will end the hug early. On occasion, bergamot. Hugs half-assedly 😔

Yamaguchi: popcorn, not fries. He eats it in the break rooms at his internship a lot. Will hug back enthusiastically.

Ushijima: irish spring soap. Will pat you on the back when hugged exactly 3 times.

Tendou: like he just walked out of a bakery. Caramelizing sugar, vanilla, fresh pastry, cocoa beans. Top tier scent on this chocolatier. Hugs would be a delight if he wasn't made entirety out of sharp points.