Imogen Acklin

[serdonovanfischer-archive]

How can I help you?

[serdonovanfischer-archive]

I’m not sure about everyone else, but it’s a habit of mine to ask how I can help someone.

[imogenacklin-blog]

Oh, well then, yes you can. I would like a pumpkin spice latte. Skinny. Thanks.

[serdonovanfischer-archive]

How can I help you?

[imogenacklin-blog]

Why do people keep asking me that?

[ty-fisher-deactivated20140611]

"You don’t have the slightest idea of who I am, do you?"

[imogenacklin-blog]

"Um... No? Should I?"

"It occurs to me that you don't know who I am, either. I'm Imogen, by the way."

[ty-fisher-deactivated20140611]

"Don’t worry, I fouind a new friend for them. His name is Mister Sharpen. Mmm, you all got nice weapons here. This blade is good. The handle is so beautiful" 

[imogenacklin-blog]

"The only weapons I need are my hands."

"Um. I guess that sounds a little whorish. Totally not what I meant, though."

[ty-fisher-deactivated20140611]

"Keep your guard up all time"

[imogenacklin-blog]

"Don't make me introduce you to Panic and Pain."

[laureledenthaw]

Oh, no.

[laureledenthaw]

I am a nurse here, actually. It’s nice to be able to help people. But I can’t really help myself right now, obviously.

[imogenacklin-blog]

Nobody can. Once you have the flu, you're dog meat. 

[laureledenthaw]

Oh, no.

I caught the flu bug.

[imogenacklin-blog]

Once I wanted to be a nurse. 

I fantasized about it a lot. 

[imogenacklin-blog]

[commander-carrington]

God fucking damnit!

[commander-carrington]

[imogenacklin-blog]

[commander-carrington]

God fucking damnit!

[commander-carrington]

Go away.

[imogenacklin-blog]

[commander-carrington]

God fucking damnit!

[commander-carrington]

..Go away.

[imogenacklin-blog]

Oh shit. Uh. Put the gun down... please? There's gotta be a better way. Uh- HERE. Look what I can do!

[commander-carrington]

God fucking damnit!

Why can’t I just fucking shoot straight.

[imogenacklin-blog]

I don't know, three meters isn't THAT far away from the target... Am I right?

[amelia-pierce]

Another year older, hopefully another year wiser.

[imogenacklin-blog]

"Nope, not a chance. Happy birthday though!"

[laureledenthaw]

I miss alcohol.

[laureledenthaw]

It would be. I’m missing it more and more lately. Being drunk is such a good way to make time pass and it helps when you’re sad. You should do it once we all get out of here.

[imogenacklin-blog]

It sounds almost magical. You and I, we're going to be great drinking partners. I can feel it. 

Someday you'll be my drunk coach.

[laureledenthaw]

I miss alcohol.

[imogenacklin-blog]

Alcohol would be so magnificent. Don't you think? But you know... I've never been drunk. I'd like to try it.

[jameson-finn-blog]

No, I’m not flirting with you. I was trying to figure out how you were able to sneak food.

[imogenacklin-blog]

Oh. Well it sounded like flirting to me. But clearly it's because I'm stealthy. And pretty, like you said.

[jameson-finn-blog]

Not for me, it’s almost impossible to sneak anything. Maybe it’s because you’re pretty. 

[imogenacklin-blog]

Are you flirting with me?