We may be stupid, but we're not clever.

the good things we can have if we close our eyes  |ask box| |drawings tag| |AO3|  

[tomhordy]

What’s a kick?

[annnmfckkk]

SLUTTY JIMMY PAGE FANGIRL

(esp in pic two, christ i can't... I CAN'T)

[daytrippergilmour]

I found an original purchased in 1988 from Jimmy's tour lol

[ledbythreads]

OOOOOOOooooo!!!!

[incredifishface]

AAAAAAAaAaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[ledbythreads]

@daytrippergilmour Are you hoping to entice Jimmy into a <cough> project by wearing it on stage at your own gigs?

[dandelionfool]

quick detour back to drawing my good friend tommy and his annoying boyfriend

[aspirationalbrand]

amazing things happening in late series columbo episodes

[petrichorus]

tomfie sketch dump 1

[dandelionfool]

something about how tommy is able to defuse alfie's aggression on various occasions when he gets all wound up and angry (russian vault scene my beloved). whereas i would think if the roles are reversed, the absolute best alfie could offer is a combination of uncertainty and arousal.

[rozarria]

it is lowkey v funny that we started saying “we have got to get regular porn back on this website” bc it’s not wrong but also when we had “regular” porn on this website in 2014 people were still hornyposting box.gif and the weirdfruit.gif

tumblr users simply have the magic ability to find porn in the most mundane of places

[rozarria]

real tumblr veterans remember horny blorbo posting with these gifs

[magneatio]

rpf stand for real people fucked

[magneatio]

WAIT! itstands for Real Precious Friends

[juunipupu]

Knight under Everything

[sorrrowfull]

[dandelionfool]

they're scheming

[whentommymetalfie]

“Hm, that’s it, silly boy. How long’s it been since you last had one of these?”

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Some art inspired by and dedicated to the wonderful @andtherewerefireworks and their beautiful story ‘Because you wanted to touch his hands and lips and this means your life is over anyway.’ A masterpiece of hurt/comfort and angst that I can’t recommend it highly enough. Thank you so much for sharing your work ❤️ 

[maclen100-deactivated20230619]

“John: I’m just trying to ask, do you want it back, Paul? I’m just asking do I want it back, whatever it is. Enough. And if it is enough, I’d have to swallow me ego for you. I’d have to smother me jealousy for you, to carry on for whatever reason there is. I can’t–I’m not putting any blame on you for suddenly realizing it, see, because it was my game, you know. It might have been masochistic, but the goal was still the same: self-preservation. And I knew what I liked about that. Paul: I know, I know that this thing–I feel whatever is it that you have– John: I feel that you have. Because suddenly you’ve got it all, you see. I know that–because of the way I am, at Mendips and I said ‘do you like me?’ or whatever it is. I’ve always um, played that one.”

— Audio recording of John and Paul during the Get Back sessions, discussing the furture of the Beatles.

[whentommymetalfie]

“Who are you calling for? Who would help you?” 

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Art for my story Breathe again, in which Tommy ends up with Alfie after the events of season five. Featuring a lot of misery, an extra small Tommy in Alfie’s far too big clothes and the most important chestnut. (And some hugging that hasn’t really happened yet but that I couldn’t leave out.) 

[mutant-distraction]

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[whentommymetalfie]

“Trust me. I’ve got you.”

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A:N Summer time means more time for Art Stuff, so here’s another installment of my 1000-follower celebration. The wonderful fic is by @weeo -thank you for sending me this lovely thing. The fic, along with some additional notes can also be read here. I put a ‘read more’ link in this, because the post was getting so long! Also pls click for high-res action on the art

Weeo: Aesthetic inspirations : The film The Shape Of Water and Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire (Second task in the Black Lake). Musical inspirations : A winged victory for the Sullen - A Symphony Pathetique, Steep Hills of Vicotin Tears and All Farewells are sudden

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Today, the night is restful. Alfie is paddling in the water, occasionally diving into the shallows of the Black Lake, but mostly calmly floating, ears underwater, listening to the peaceful silence. The lake is tiny, but instantly deep when you set a foot inside. There are dark trees all around it, lengthened by thin branches.

After Alfie has resurfaced from one of his multiple dives, he shouts joyfully :

“Come on Tommy. Come with me. Don’t stay all alone on the shore !”

Tommy is smoking, seated on the small pier, an arm around one of his leg. He’s only wearing a partly unbuttoned shirt and his underwear. His other foot dangles in fresh water and wiggles slightly. He’s looking away, toward the starry sky. When Alfie breaks him out of his reverie, he turns his head, but keeps a wistful expression, his mouth still half-opened. He firstly raises an eyebrow. Within a few seconds, he shatters the silence, which was beautified by the lapping on the shore, with his usual cold voice : “You’re alone too.”

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