Mr. ThinkPad

The nub guy Honorary Twink Just assume I'm in character unless specified Sideblog of: @creationclown

[cutecipher]

i know a thing or two about computers

[cutecipher]

fact: most computers are girls or nonbinary

[debian-official]

this is true im nonbinary

[vi-official]

this is true im girls

[thinkpad-offical]

this is true im nyanbinary

[thinkpad-offical]

I finally got my cooling system upgraded, i feel way better now :3

[thinkpad-offical]

Pretty boy/silly

I don’t know how to feel

[thinkpad-offical]

ITS PRIDE MONTH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

huh

what

do you want me to make like

gayer laptops

what

[thinkpad-offical]

Should I make a more in depth introduction post?

Yes

No those are stupid

who are you?!?!??

See results

Voting ended onMay 25

[thinkpad-offical]

Hey twink/silly

Why are you doing this white boy

[somanyreblogs]

I dont think i meet the qualifications to be a boy

[thinkpad-offical]

I didn’t mean the gender of boy, more like, the state of boy, the mindset of boy, the spirit, of boy, the spirit of boy is gender neutral

(OOC: also it was referencing a meme, I won’t use the word boy in this context if you don’t like it! Sorry)

[somanyreblogs]

Never been described with the spirit of boy before. Interesting i suppose

//UR GOOD LITERALLY CALL ME ANYTHING YOU WANT IM JUST ACTING LIKE I CARE FOR ALMOST NO REASON. IM CONFUSED NOT OFFENDED

[thinkpad-offical]

Well everyone has had the spirit of boy before, it’s inevitable

(OOC: okokok thanks for the clarification :3)

[somanyreblogs]

Ah yrs

// people irl think im literally a Trans guy idk what to do yall </3 considering my ass wants to play dnd as a guy i don't think theyre far iff BUT I'M NOT THERE YET BRO

[thinkpad-offical]

OOC POST:

Well y'know what they say, you shouldn’t crack the egg in a way that hurts the chick inside it (ok I just came up with that no one said that too my knowledge) And please, take as much time as you want, don’t let people rush you!

Gender is weird and confusing, it usually takes a long time to find out what flavor of trans you are (if you find out you’re trans ofc) and good people will support you no matter if you’re actually a trans guy or not

[thinkpad-offical]

Hey twink/silly

Why are you doing this white boy

[somanyreblogs]

I dont think i meet the qualifications to be a boy

[thinkpad-offical]

I didn’t mean the gender of boy, more like, the state of boy, the mindset of boy, the spirit, of boy, the spirit of boy is gender neutral

(OOC: also it was referencing a meme, I won’t use the word boy in this context if you don’t like it! Sorry)

[somanyreblogs]

Never been described with the spirit of boy before. Interesting i suppose

//UR GOOD LITERALLY CALL ME ANYTHING YOU WANT IM JUST ACTING LIKE I CARE FOR ALMOST NO REASON. IM CONFUSED NOT OFFENDED

[thinkpad-offical]

Well everyone has had the spirit of boy before, it’s inevitable

(OOC: okokok thanks for the clarification :3)

[thinkpad-offical]

Hey twink/silly

Why are you doing this white boy

[somanyreblogs]

I dont think i meet the qualifications to be a boy

[thinkpad-offical]

I didn’t mean the gender of boy, more like, the state of boy, the mindset of boy, the spirit, of boy, the spirit of boy is gender neutral

(OOC: also it was referencing a meme, I won’t use the word boy in this context if you don’t like it! Sorry)

[thinkpad-offical]

Hey twink/silly

Why are you doing this white boy

[killer-offical]

im bored, can you guys talk to me

[thinkpad-offical]

hello there killer i hope you don't have your same bloodlust for sentient electronics :) also electronics don't taste good

*they seem weirdly more concerned about the eating electronics part instead of literal murder*

[killer-offical]

Ew. I don't eat electronics, that's weird

[thinkpad-offical]

That’s a relief!

…

Anyways what kind of laptop do you have (if you have one ofc)

[killer-offical]

I don't have one

[thinkpad-offical]

Yea idk why you would have one, that was a bit of a silly question.

I asked because a different killer has a thinkpad so when I try to look for something interesting I just get a torture session/cannibalism/murder jumpscare (which fucking sucks), and I thought that it could maybe be you

so uhh, do you know a killer who has a thinkpad?

and before you ask, yes I am a hivemind

[killer-offical]

im bored, can you guys talk to me

[thinkpad-offical]

hello there killer i hope you don't have your same bloodlust for sentient electronics :) also electronics don't taste good

*they seem weirdly more concerned about the eating electronics part instead of literal murder*

[killer-offical]

Ew. I don't eat electronics, that's weird

[thinkpad-offical]

That’s a relief!

…

Anyways what kind of laptop do you have (if you have one ofc)

[thinkpad-offical]

i want to talk to peopleakjfsahfahdföajdsfahsdofaöfhadufaojfhoeiurjfaoihdofhaojleanfadufaöojfaowiehfo

[somanyreblogs]

You realize i am free

[thinkpad-offical]

Damn some people have talking to them paywalled?!? I didn’t know that!

[thinkpad-offical]

woag

[thinkpad-offical]

Question, am i an honorary twink?

yes, twinkpad, you are an honorary twink

no, just because people call thinkpads twinkpads doesnt mean you can be a twink

i have no say on the matter

I don know I DON KNOOOOOOOOOOW

show me the answers you stupid clanker

Voting ended onMay 15

[thinkpad-offical]

Im an honorary twink now!

[thinkpad-offical]

i want to talk to peopleakjfsahfahdföajdsfahsdofaöfhadufaojfhoeiurjfaoihdofhaojleanfadufaöojfaowiehfo

[killer-offical]

im bored, can you guys talk to me

[thinkpad-offical]

hello there killer i hope you don't have your same bloodlust for sentient electronics :) also electronics don't taste good

*they seem weirdly more concerned about the eating electronics part instead of literal murder*

[thinkpad-offical]

someone deactivated sleep mode on me fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck