[imperi]

Hilary ur a hoe

[twitterlols]

[badass-siobhan]

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

[clavid]

one crack cocaine

[thoughtkiller]

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

[janebuzjane]

debit or credit

[brie3po]

I actually have a gift card

[thelovejournals]

I will remember the kisses our lips raw with love and how you gave me everything you had and how i offered you what was left of me.

Charles Bukowski (via wordsnquotes)

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[versacegaffs-deactivated2017101]

We’re always telling our friends “bye” and “stop” but when do we say “hello” and “start” 🤔

[janeplease]

[mockwa]

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

Real life footage of GTA Jeremy

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

Reblogging this because I find it hilarious and think about it constantly

[theblackkatkollective]

[ikwt]

[medschoolapplicant-deactivated2]

found in a physics text book

[johnskylar]

Physics majors throw a lot of shade considering they’re still not sure where 95% of the universe is hidden.

[bienmoreau]

My brother’s (a graduated theoretical physicist) only response to this was “WELL NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE!”

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

salvador dali that wild son of a gun he loved Bendy clocks

[wnq-writers]

Here’s the strange thing about love: your heart can get obliterated into pieces and then one day, someone walks into your life who makes you feel like the bomb never even went off in the first place.

chasingsettingsuns, here’s to loves beyond your first (via wnq-writers)

[imovedtomynewblog-deactivated20]

[staystrongandalwaysloveyourself]

[trynsave]

[yamcha]

[mizworldofrandom]

[shittyelfwriter]

The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[nyokoko]

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.