AsMerc

Reader. Capricorn. Irish. Tasertricks⚡️🐍

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Where would we be as a culture if tim curry hadn’t put his entire pussy into rocky horror like that

[needsmoreexplosions]

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

[lizzibennet]

me: so you see star wars can be understood as a hero story for every generation each trilogy was released in. the og being released in the 70s means it's both hopeful and cynical, it tells the story of a hero who does good despite how close evil is to him, who's kind no matter the circumstance, even when everything seems bleak. his goodness doesn't exactly fix everything or everyone but it does set the universe a little more straight, a little closer to an ideal people aren't even sure exists. the prequels are actually a cautionary tale: this is what will happen to your heroes if you do not give them proper attention and care, this is what will happen to the best of us if you only teach them repression and violence, this is what will become of your youth if you don't give it a fair shot at being good. a very 90s/early 00s message if you ask me. now the sequels never stood a chance at being the hero story this generation needed—

the burglar who broke into my house: because rogue one already did that perfectly

me: exactly. Now,

[pointnclick]

oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch

[willgrahamscock]

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

[willgrahamscock]

me cross eyed and seeing double:

[stars-bean]

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[willgrahamscock]

[dyrkwyst]

Autumn Forest

[girls4losers]

discovering new music late at night is like opening up a secret cave in the ground

[anchovy]

If he’s not cunty and slightly mostly definitely insane then what’s the fucking point.

[blckbnnt]

“pretty boy :3” i say. to my screen. on which there is a middle aged man deep in despair

[spoil-mynight-deactivated201909]

Favorite high school memory?

Leaving

[scentofmint]

ультанула

[happyheidi]

𝖱𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝖥𝖺𝗋𝗆

[foxyatlas]

Someone: yeah it was so sad when this character died

Me, who’s already read 15 fix-it fics and no longer can tell the difference between canon and fanon: when they what

[babyfoxcollectionthings]