Protesting The Comsumption Of Milk

[misophonie]

they shouldd replace the liked your post in the notifications with likes you so much and the reblogged your post with wants to kiss you sloppy

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[rogersandclarke]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

[redstonedust]

one of my least favorite tropes is when a character has a crush that is explicitely unrequited and hopeless, yet in the timeskip epilogue they inexplicably get married. like bro if you fruitlessly pine after someone and they show no interest for the whole 3 year run of the story and then suddenly change their mind. i think theyre settling for you. quite frankly both of you need to learn some self respect. get divorced immediately.

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[ozempicofficial]

[gooselycharm]

DISCLAIMER: THE VIEWS EXPRESSED IN THIS PROGRAM ARE THOSE SOLEY OF MY OWN AND DO NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF MY EMPLOYER(S)

[muzzlesbian]

funniest possible messages to receive from a porn bot

[harsh-noise]

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[carolsturka]

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[targetedknowledge]

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???