haha i apparently was not on that corner of tumbls when this was happening if you have the time i would love a tumblr of yore Barack Obama dream story
AHAHA, hi anon!!!! I wasn't on tumblr at the time that they were a Thing either, but I can direct you to a sort-of masterpost and one of the ones I find most iconic! In the meantime, searching up "barack obama tumblr dreams" provides a WEALTH of results, including ones I hadn't seen before!!
Barack dreams compilations:
[ID: A long Tumblr thread that reads:
MindfulWrath: honestly "i'll do whatever you want—then perish. is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it's from some bizarre "hewwo" obama rp
falling-towers: And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said -violence for violence is the rule of beasts' like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him
TwoFingersWhiskey: my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said "to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all" and put it out and walked into the mist and i've never fucking forgotten that
IHateEverythingComic: I once dreamed that a giant meteor was headed for earth, and the government had set up loudspeakers throughout the cities so Obama could give a final address - I'll never forget how strangely comforting it was when he said "there are places we've never been before. Some of us have never been to the Alps, some of us have never been to Marrakesh. The next life is simply another place we've never been before, and we're all going to go explore it together."
not-regan: I had a dream my family housed the Obamas for a weekend and one morning Obama made us oatmeal for breakfast and, looking at my disappointed face because I don't like oatmeal. he said "regardless of what we taste. if we eat together. we are happy."
tinysaurus-rex: Once I dreamt that Michelle Obama was running a campaign to give homes to all the feral pigeons and her husband came to my house and gave me a pamphlet that just had a picture of a pigeon on it and he looked me in the eyes and said "who would you be without them?" End ID]
[ID: A Tumblr post which reads:
kumagawa: had a dream obama and the guy who plays air guitar at the mall were about to fight and obama said " violence for violence is the rule of beasts " and i woke up because that was the rawest shit i ever heard
raffleupagus: I can't fucking get over this. It has to be my favorite line of dialogue in any work of fiction in 2016
(Quote written in bold and italics) "Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama. End ID]
Right also here's the post plus my tags for context :)
