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[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[thickness-protection-program]

Dang rip America

[karlyboyyy]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[tikkety-tok]

[pawprint3]

This is better than any snl sketch

[kingofdoma]

when you so shit they gotta bust out a famous violinist to drag you

[slimewizaaard]

I can tell that she was NOT expecting that last part.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: When you walk the Jianghu, be fast (cr 兜里有糖)

[teaboot]

ARE THESE BIRDS❔❔❔

[raccoonmilf]

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

[raccoonmilf]

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

[exeggcute]

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

[oopsabird]

sailor moon kitty overseeing the mission control room in houston as we leave orbit to head for the moon??? based.

[susiephone]

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

[ckret2]

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[oscillateing]

Wanting to stay informed and wanting to have a day without one suicidal/‘I just want to end it all’ thought shouldn’t mutually exclusive but here we fucking are

[what-even-is-thiss]

A lot of “realistic” facial expressions in video games look weird because irl everybody’s top eyelid almost always covers the top part of their iris. If you can see the whites of someone’s eyes above their iris they’re either doing that on purpose or there’s a problem with their eye that they need to get checked out.

In a lot of modern video games I’ve noticed that characters open their eyes wide even when their eyes are following you around. Like boy why are you showing off the upper whites of your eyes so much that’s obscene.

[impossibletragedykitten]

a bit slutty, if you ask me.

[fadetouchedlurker]

I think that Solas can cook well, but simply, but I also think that he did not in the Lighthouse because he's in his sad hound dog era, and felt he deserved little more than porridge and dried meat.

Does this guy look like he's into making sure he eats well and takes care of himself? I think not.

[vargamornight]

solas: ask me anything you want :)

inquisitor: so this ancient elven artifact lets you control blighted dragons?

solas: WHAT. NO. HA. HAHA. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT WE HAVE ANY CONNECTION TO THE BLIGHT OR ARCHDEMONS. I MEAN THEY.

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are