these boobs are impossible to work with

This used to be sort of an online shopping blog/foodporn blog but TBH it's easier to use pinterest for that, so now it houses fashion selfies and the occasional "I WANT THAT" post.

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Do you have any recommendations for stores similar to modcloth? I love modcloth but they are generally out of my price range

lol so like..... 3 years later I reply to this ha ha. UH truthfully IDK anywhere that’s really similar to modcloth but cheaper. There are stores I know that are comparable but they’re about the same price range. The asian fashion resellers (sheinside, etc) are often recommended because they’re really nice and cheap, but truthfully I don’t think the styles are THAT similar that I’d say they’re a perfect replacement. I’d say, try doing searches for secondhand modcloth stuff on ebay, and look for similar stuff on storenvy? 

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more better hat pictures because in the other ones you can’t tell IT HAS A GIANT ADORABLE BOW ON IT

excuse my ripped up sleeping shorts

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I had planned some really cute outfits around my new favorite hat for AX

then when it was time for AX I didn’t give a shit.

too much effort lol, maybe CTN

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those knockoff $9 sunglasses don’t come close to the elegance of the original however, Grey Ant’s Sail (blush pink is my favorite, and totally sold out). Comparing them, the sloping shape of the lenses and tapered lines of the frames are subtle but infinitely more graceful.

unfortunately, at $270 they are also infinitely more expensive.

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aw shit yeah, I managed to find them way cheaper on amazon awright awright awriiighhhttttt

truly life is amazing, you can achieve anything if you google hard enough

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Sooo I tend to just ignore 99% of anything Nasty Gal does because if the neckline doesn’t assume you have 0 boobs and can afford to show the entire expanse of your chest, then the crazy cutout/super low backs assume you have 0 boobs and can afford to walk around without support. so... nah

but their styling has been on point lately. I fucking hate gladiator sandals but the two lefthand looks almost make me want to fucking buy them. And top right reminds me of an All Saints dress circa 2010, before All Saints became boring generic trash. Disagree on those fishnet shoes though.

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also I am so hot for capes

the fact that they are everywhere this season makes me immensely happy I HAVE A CAPE TOO AND IM GONNA WEAR IT EVERYWHERE

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Please admire this perfection

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Yeah, you could scour the internet hopelessly for a secondhand YSL $900 badass witch fashion hat that for some reason nobody in the west is knocking off (what the fuck is THAT about?)

 orrrr you could get it for $20 +shipping off taobao.

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(Picture from Life’s Entropy)

If you like the idea behind OCC Lip Tars but are uncomfortable with the ableist connotations behind the brand name, you might like Life’s Entropy Lip Theories. It’s got the same concept as the lip tars but with a science theme! 

http://shop.lifesentropy.com/collections/764508-lips

They perform very similarly to the lip tars but fair warning, these do feather on me like the lip tars do. Lots of colors available and you can get samples (in centrifuge containers) too!

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Hopefully this will pass when Halloween is over and the witch mania is done with

but probably not.

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I tried to escape it but it's like the pull of gravity, I'm slowly reverting back to my goth roots, but like in a weird 1950s trailer trash way

except I accidentally touched some of mom's hippie mysticism boho and it got all over me too so I have no idea

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Dolce & Gabbana S/S 2014

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this is fashion sacrilege I guess but I went to Saks 5th with my mother yesterday for shits and giggles and I touched the Dolce & Gabbana collection WITH MY HANDS and

I was not actually that impressed by the quality or anything lol............

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this bag was like $300 so I wouldn't have been able to afford it anyway even if I had known about it when it was being sold but all of its other cheaper variations have been sold out for months and im still cry that I only found out about it right now

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gold tip shoes, dark florals, and of course black are all in this season. It is like all the trends are aligned to cater to my tastes exactly

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All I want is to own the martinique wallpaper pattern on everything; is that really so much to ask?