My heart is a boxer engine

Thomas. 24. College. Car enthusiast. Constant procrastinator. Netflix addict.

[clalalalalalalalala]

[ally-of-villains]

if you dont ship it then you’re lying

[ichisbutt]

the entire staff of the simpsons ships it so you might as well too thats all im sayin man

[imprezaracer]

I wish the second a persons relationship status changes the whole world didn’t have to go and find out

Let them speak when they’re ready

[amanda-jess27-deactivated201908]

Grading my 3rd graders papers and I see this 😭

[lizzey-deactivated20191029]

the mood for 2019

[just-shower-thoughts]

30 Years ago everyone could afford a house, but no one could afford a big TV. These days, everyone has a big TV but no one can afford a house.

[animyuls]

[weirdstuffandthingsthatmatter]

[reducedlunch]

this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface

[imprezaracer]

@delightfulnessofbrevity

[blackberryshawty]

I’m el chapo’s wife

[imprezaracer]

@delightfulnessofbrevity

[sunflowerseedsandscience]

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

[taco-bell-rey]

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[rezllen]

You have been visited by the duolingo owl. He has escaped the app and is tired of you ignoring your Spanish lessons, John.

[delightfulnessofbrevity]

@imprezaracer

[imprezaracer]

*german @delightfulnessofbrevity

[owlmylove]

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

[owlmylove]

i have no memory of posting this

[birdsnestbegone]

OP died and respawned before they posted this

[gothdavidlynch-deactivated20210]

hi goths are allowed to pose on my grave when i die

[the-memedaddy]

[imprezaracer]

@delightfulnessofbrevity

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

I could not not share this.

[glutenfreehoochie]

J U D G E M E N T D A Y I S U P O N Y O U

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

[christchex]

Don’t fuck me up like this

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]