The Meme Archives

Past. Present. Future. Memes. we see them all and now so do you.

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[membraneshock]

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a true Real One

[elbiotipo]

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

I'm sorry, but Alex's reaction to all kind of eggs is so fucking hilarious

Dude just opens it in front of us and eats it like that lmao

Pass for evil egg tho

ALEX NO-

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[keepyourmouthshutandyourmindopen]

[ayinvui]

big fan of the tumblr sexyman 2026 finalists they should do a cooking show together ft. meburgers

Reblog by @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 · 1 poll

💬 5765  🔁 23132  ❤️ 30837 · Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[dogpuppy]

[xalatath]

Tumblr banned porn to appeal to advertisers only to exclusively host ads for links you wouldn't touch even while wearing full PPE

[ilikeit-art]

[cartoondog]

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[baphonnicula]

nowhere else

[johnnycrass]

[fairycosmos]

[the-irreverend]

Here's to hellsite solidarity!

[smolwriter]

i went at not writing island and saw all of you there

[starknstarwars]

Me on not writing island, looking at you on not writing island knowing we’ll both be here tomorrow.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

BREAKING: Increased "Pjackk" sightings across Tumblr are being reported as many users claim to have seen a "disgusting metal object" interact with posts as recently as three hours ago, yet witnesses report that the blog in question remains inactive. Are these real sightings of the famed "Prototype Jack," or is this just an elaborate Tumblr hoax? We will report as more information becomes available.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Literally our fucking Loch Ness monster

[ominous-signs]

Sign I saw near a beach in California a few years ago.