Fasten your seatbelt and prepare for absurdity.

Syd||33||She/They/Them||Queer|| I've got nothing specific planned, so enjoy. I'm also very vocal in my tags.

[contrarequialla]

who is going to play all the hollywood monster men everyone wants to fuck when doug jones finally returns to his people

[contrarequialla]

he knows

[nicropoet]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Let's slay another day

[catcrumb]

[sg1]

Stargate SG-1, 04.02 The Other Side

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

Sooo was anyone gonna tell me that butterfly pea flowers are called CLITORIA and look like THAT?? Or was I just supposed to find that out while googling this in front of my mom

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

[sylkiagathario]

MICHELLE PFEIFFER AS SELINA KYLE / CATWOMAN

BATMAN RETURNS (1992) DIR. TIM BURTON

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

bi men cant say this and bi men cant reclaim that bi mens gender nonconformity isn't as subversive as gay men bi men oppress gay men blah blah blah i hate you losers just say you dont think bi mens love for men means as much as a gay mans and walk directly into oncoming traffic already

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

bi men can do anything they want actually and i encourage it

[thatbeluga]

thank you OP i am off to commit some high treason

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

godspeed king

[reversecentaur]

the inevitable conclusion

[chaoflaka]

So 2016 is SO bad that it made the creator of this meme give us an alternative version of “This is Fine”. 

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

oh. twenty sixteen you say.

[fanghusband-remade]

im not built for this 9-5 life im built for living in a gothic castle as a vampire

[attic-ghoul]

'Sup, cheesebags? What have I missed on this hellsite since... *checks notes*...August 1st 2023?

[fatherofthebride]

not me catching up on welcome to night vale while i do some editing for work only for an episode from 2018 to have the line “in all reality, the apocalypse will likely just be you, alone in a room, with the flu.” in the form of a bath and body works commercial.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

[cobalt-knave]

Let’s not forget the 2016 Pfizer ad from Deb, the sentient patch of haze

[apyr-the-struggler]

[cobalt-knave]

Oh yeah. 

From WTNV ep 82 (2016) - 

“Deb: Shhh. Not everything can be an emergency.

Okay, then.

Human listeners, today’s show is brought to you by Pfizer. What does Pfizer do? What doesn’t Pfizer do?

Whoo! All the things Pfizer can help you with! We can’t even begin to describe it to you.

You know what? Pfizer is indescribable. How can you put it into words what Pfizer does? You can’t. You wouldn’t. No, you you absolutely would not. You would not dare describe what we do. 

You’re still trying to describe us in your mind, aren’t you? Maybe Pfizer wasn’t articulate enough. Maybe Pfizer can’t trust you. You have betrayed  Pfizer. Don’t say no.

Did you just say no?

Why are you always arguing with us!?! We give, and give, and give, and we never ask for anything other than money in return. We only ask for money, and that you try not to describe us in words! And what do you do? You give us lots of money, but you also try to describe us in words!

Pfizer. We can’t even with this right now.

Oh, stop!

Cecil: It sounds like you work for the pharmaceutical industry…

Deb: No, not you too, Cecil! I can’t be here anymore!

[Door slams]

Cecil: Wow! The door didn’t even move. I’m not even sure how she slammed it.”

From WTNV ep 160 (2019) - 

“John says he’s excited for his orange grove, which has been doing great ever since he genetically modified his crop to no longer cause teleportation across existential dimensions when consumed. Despite his excitement for orange sales, John says he’s worried about next year’s crop of invisible corn. He said he looked up summer 2020 in his farmer’s almanac and all it said was, “Wellll crap. Good luck.” “

[snowflakeeel]

[croaksac]

[gharibajameel]

lions are like transgendering lol

[shayhammowolf]

Explain

[gharibajameel]

LOL theyre just transgedering :)

[sonic-wildfire]

Game over, Republicans

[yourfriendlylocalbogbody-deacti]

TRANS PRIDE

[itsadragonaesthetic]

This is trans chicken erasure culture

If something happens to a hen’s ovary and it ceases to function for whatever reason, the other gland will turn on, producing male sex hormones. The hen will grow longer and prettier feathers, a claw on their feet, a bigger comb, and they will begin to crow. Some, especially if they are influenced by other roosters, will begin to act aggressive, and protective over hens. The only way you can really tell if they were born a hen at that point is if you notice the rooster isn’t impregnating any females and by doing a blood test. Some people also say that their trans roosters tend to be a little bit sloppy at being a rooster if they didn’t have any roosters to teach them.

[ultimatebottom69]

The Chicken are what

[the-bafflement-of-scotland-yard]

TRANS CHIMKEN

[ziraseal]

[seravph]

i think it is very depressing that like every aesthetic people try to emulate are of people doing things but they themselves are incapable of being somebody that does things… the mall goth 2005 aesthetic revived in 2022 but nobody goes to the mall to be annoying and weird and nobody lets themselves be cringe… the cottagecore aesthetic but nobody knows how to raise gardens or live self sufficiently … the dark academia aesthetic but nobody actually reads books…. The obsession of looking like you are a type of person who does something without actually doing anything … the Instagram effect

[grimbrother]

we used to call them Posers.

[catgirl-kaiju]

What if we logged into tumblr one day, and some of us just had blue verification checkmarks next to our urls but nobody knew why and staff was completely silent on the subject

[catgirl-kaiju]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[repair-bear]

[kiango]

Listen does anyone else remember that episode of Scooby Do where theyre talking about how thick the fog was and one of them pulled out a knife and cut a circle in the fog and then ate the fog circle. why is this so vivid.

[busket]

it seems like a lot of people remember it vividly, but what’s weirder is that everyone i’ve seen remembers him cutting the fog and eating it, but he doesn’t eat it

why does everyone including myself, remember him eating the fog

[m0nk3y-bl0g]

OK so here’s the dealio

Apparently there IS a scene where Scooby Doo cuts a hole in the fog in the shape of a donut and takes a bite out of it (as evidenced by this picture)

But here’s the strangest thing: All I could find was one screen cap of this instance

I’ve searched all over google and youtube and couldn’t find the actual clip

It’s like someone went to great lengths to erase its existence off the web

All that remains of it is this one picture of the scene

We all remember it vividly, yet the scene itself has simply up and vanished

[dontdontdontdont]

someone absolutely went to great lengths to stop this sensitive footage from being leaked onto the web of scoobert eatin fog, but heres the first video that’s suggested from the one above 

[taragrimface]

forbidden scoobert

[attic-ghoul]

I had to come back to this once I found the episode name. It's "Go Away Ghost Ship" from the first season of the 1969/original run, and both of these clips are in that episode.